Nature’s highlighter or some shit…

In the places where they aren’t seeding the clouds with silver iodide to force the fucking rain as evidence to the retards out there that climate change is real, there are likely still some places in the world where the sun isn’t blocked out by chemtrails, where bitches can roast like a rotisserie chicken and not in the spit-roast way you’d probably prefer jerking off to, not that you don’t jerk off to rotisserie chicken after you’re done eating it, I mean it is a fleshy, fatty carcass that’s likely hotter and greasier than your pocket pussy….Self Lubricating….

Nice and tanned, but not where the BIKINI was, what a concept…here’s a round-up of it…

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