Here’s a little fake Britney Spears cooking for instagram because she’s not only the world’s top pop star who is fading, but also an influencer, a person of interest and most importantly FREE to use her stove now that she’s no longer in a conservatorship with that on staff chef and other pesky rich person things….

In this video, a food video, because social media loves cooking clips, which is why a lot of annoying people are rich and famous from posting that shit, you will see the starlet use a pepper with sticker still on, a tomato with sticker still on, thrown into eggs already cooked, like she’s never been to an omelette station at a hotel breakfast, you cook the VEGETABLES first woman….

The whole meal should be going viral because it’s ghetto, meth addict and poor person, which you don’t expect from a rich as fuck babe like Britney…or the body double pretending to be Britney since the OG Britney is dead or institutionalized and this shit is just a distraction or troll…

In other news, she got a dog named SNOW….who crawls on her crotch and shows off her feet, so that the foot fetish people out there can determine if this is BRITNEY FEET or an IMPOSTER, since a NON-FOOT FETISH person like myself thinks all feet look the same….

Here she is doing a silly dance!

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