It’s some global warming shit, and despite it being hot as shit for a motherfucker who can’t afford air conditioning all dying, in part because my obese wife is sitting across the room from me totally fucking naked with ice cubes on her giant fucking gut and the smells that come off her are traumatizing, the kind of smell a homicide detective would write “you just never get used to it” in his memoir….

So yeah, my bikini experience is hardly a bikini experience because I’m not near a body of water, so I get the half naked short wearing, cameltoe, sheer tops on the regular, but not the more important bikini, which is even more revealing than underwear these days, because girls are whores who like showing off their thonged asses I guess, just not to me, but on the internet for all to see, it expands the audience or some shit.

Here are some random chicks in bikinis or bathing suits because that’s the kind of outfit that makes them exist on the online social media channels, without bikinis, so many of these whores out there would be lost, confused, unable to do brand deals or to sugar baby or sell nudes, so thank you for the bikini for their existence…

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