Kelly Cunningham is a useless bottle service caliber nude mode just trying to get famous and here she is nude for a photographer I’ve never heard of named Joris Zvaal…I googled him and couldn’t find much…but he’s ok – even though he made me take down the pics because Kelly Cunningham doesn’t understand if you get naked on the internet and you pretend to be a model…you end up on this site….
The fact is that I’ve posted every girl before she was famous since I started and girls like EMILY RAT-COW used to tip me off on pics as they came out…because everyone in Hollywood reads this fucking site you dumb bitch…
You can see the pics:
Now I don’t really know who Kelly Cunningham is, and either does she, but I’ve seen her naked before…and she could be Emma Roberts’ mom, since that is Emma Roberts’ mom’s name…but I have a weird suspicion that she’s not..she’s likely just another fame whore trying to get famous who can’t afford criticism because she is already so broken – hence why she wants fame.
One thing I do know, and that I am certain of, is that she’s got a hipster bush, which to me is all it takes to make her matter…in my eyes. I love bush. I live for bush. My first logo for the site in 2004, back when Kelly’s daddy issues were just budding….was bush.
I’m a veteran at the shit…Sure guys I know hate bush, and most girls I know hate bush, but there’s something totally natural about bush, that reminds me a girl isn’t trying to hard to be all dolled up like a Kardashian or a Jersey Shore girl, cuz pubic hair adds some flavor and smells, and a whole lot of personality and more importantly, something to braid my beard into when it comes to pussy…
So to that I say: #savethebush
It’s just too bad that the girls who are saving the bush are all misguided feminists and I am their enemy for calling them out on being no better than a worthless porn slut getting fucked up the ass for 1000 dollars…you’re the same attention seeker…filling a void…
Now I am sorry that when Kelly reads my posts, she sees everything she hates about herself. You know a girl resorting to getting naked to try to get ahead. A fake feminist who is uneducated and doens’t know what’s up. Hoping one day she’ll get cast as Barista #5 in next season’s GIRLS….it’s her big break…that or writing a piece for Jezebel or Thought Catalog on the feministic traits of a girl who sucks dick to get ahead when not getting naked…because naked is feminist for embracing her body…not seeking male attention…like I see….
Maybe my site is junk food and she objects to being served at McDonalds, because she asked me to take down the pics but she’s not prime rib….unless VOGUE is CASTING the September issue at whatever retail outlet this trash works at…you probably won’t be seeing much of her ever…
SEE THE PICS
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I tease you to make you stronger!
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