Kelly Cunningham is a useless bottle service caliber nude mode just trying to get famous and here she is nude for a photographer I’ve never heard of named Joris Zvaal…I googled him and couldn’t find much…but he’s ok – even though he made me take down the pics because Kelly Cunningham doesn’t understand if you get naked on the internet and you pretend to be a model…you end up on this site….

The fact is that I’ve posted every girl before she was famous since I started and girls like EMILY RAT-COW used to tip me off on pics as they came out…because everyone in Hollywood reads this fucking site you dumb bitch…

You can see the pics:

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Now I don’t really know who Kelly Cunningham is, and either does she, but I’ve seen her naked before…and she could be Emma Roberts’ mom, since that is Emma Roberts’ mom’s name…but I have a weird suspicion that she’s not..she’s likely just another fame whore trying to get famous who can’t afford criticism because she is already so broken – hence why she wants fame.

One thing I do know, and that I am certain of, is that she’s got a hipster bush, which to me is all it takes to make her matter…in my eyes. I love bush. I live for bush. My first logo for the site in 2004, back when Kelly’s daddy issues were just budding….was bush.

I’m a veteran at the shit…Sure guys I know hate bush, and most girls I know hate bush, but there’s something totally natural about bush, that reminds me a girl isn’t trying to hard to be all dolled up like a Kardashian or a Jersey Shore girl, cuz pubic hair adds some flavor and smells, and a whole lot of personality and more importantly, something to braid my beard into when it comes to pussy…

So to that I say: #savethebush

It’s just too bad that the girls who are saving the bush are all misguided feminists and I am their enemy for calling them out on being no better than a worthless porn slut getting fucked up the ass for 1000 dollars…you’re the same attention seeker…filling a void…

Now I am sorry that when Kelly reads my posts, she sees everything she hates about herself. You know a girl resorting to getting naked to try to get ahead. A fake feminist who is uneducated and doens’t know what’s up. Hoping one day she’ll get cast as Barista #5 in next season’s GIRLS….it’s her big break…that or writing a piece for Jezebel or Thought Catalog on the feministic traits of a girl who sucks dick to get ahead when not getting naked…because naked is feminist for embracing her body…not seeking male attention…like I see….

Maybe my site is junk food and she objects to being served at McDonalds, because she asked me to take down the pics but she’s not prime rib….unless VOGUE is CASTING the September issue at whatever retail outlet this trash works at…you probably won’t be seeing much of her ever…

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I tease you to make you stronger!

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I don’t know anything about this “model” KELLY CUNNINGHAM, but she made the photographers ask me to remove the pics from the site because she does’t want you to see her naked on the site…when you can see her naked on the internet….obviously she didn’t think that one through. She’s clearly a fucking idiot.

I just know that she’s young enough and naked enough to be part of the new movement of girls who get naked for photographers…they think they are being feminist and embracing their bodies…but they are no different than girls getting fucked for money they blame men for…I’m talking a stripper…who thinks getting naked for attention is shocking and makes a statement…when all it really does is give dudes she won’t fuck cuz she’s too busy eat pussy at the hardware store to suck them off. It’s contemporary..

These “Feminists” or “New-Feminists” don’t know what feminism is. They think reading the first chapter of a women’s study text book makes them understand a complex ideology that sounds nice because they watch GIRLS…and it’s “hip” to be a pan sexual gender bender with a bush…

I’m onto you “nude model”…who works retail….I get your plight and I do more for feminism than you do…because I call out all these broken girls seeing male attention for what they are….Maybe feminism should be better spend not modeling nude….

I don’t think naked is a big deal. I like nudity. I just know that when I was in my early 20s, getting girls naked was fucking annoying and the only girls willing to show their hip artist bush…were bushes you wanted nothing to do with…but everything has changed.

I like to think it’s partially due to instagram, maybe even the Kardashian Sex Tape, the fact we are all porno-ed up….but the fact is that everyone is exposing themselves on a daily basis, giving their privacy away and making everything public, so that there is no mystery anymore…and I am perfectly OK with that..

I just don’t like when someone pretends it is for the greater good of women’s liberation. I am all for porn, I am all for sluts sucking dick cuz they can if they want to. I am all for women’s rights, equal pay, not fucking their way to the top, but when you’re spreading your vag on the internet, you may not be communicating that Positive message you hope to…

Kelly, we could have been such great friends…but you ruined it.

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