The fullback panty’s flaw is that it probably brings back memories of your old boomer ass in the 70s or 80s discovering yourself in a simpler time, forced to jack off to your mom’s soiled panties because that’s all that was around for you and if you pretended they weren’t your mom’s you could get through it, where as some of you probably liked that it was your mom’s and it made the process go faster, but in both cases, the shame you felt was probably channeled into a hatred for a panty style, not the fact that you jerk off to your mom’s pussy scented panties when you were a teen, you fucking weirdo.

The fullback panty’s win is that it’s a panty and that any panty is hot if the girl in said panty is hot, which is why I never subscribed to the whole “granny panties are bad” mindset that happened in the late 90s, but then again my mom died when I was a kid so I wasn’t using her panties as a fleshlight either….so I don’t have to live with myself after doing something that depraved, I just live with myself doing other depraved shit…

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