I thinK Drea De Matteo’s doing her best attempt at an Old Lady Leg Spread, in hopes her arthritic hips don’t give out while she’s doing it and that her fossilized dinosaur pussy doesn’t crumble to the ground like the old artifact found buried in the great plains that it is….

Unfortunately for us, she’s not letting us see what an old, dried out vagina actually looks like, all weathered like a sea captain coming in on his final sail, but she is showing that despite being an old lady, she can be wild and exciting in that her panties can have animal print like the younger women out there….she won’t let age stop her from being an old aged home hooker who still likes to get her fuck on.

The idea that this dinosaur has turned to selling shitty old lady sexting content is everything wrong in this society. Especially when it is an old lady is one who doesn’t understand tech, or sexting because she was famous before the internet existed and it’s a whole different kind of whoring. She didn’t take computer courses or Excel courses to hold down a job in this modern world, so she’s clearly not so tech savvy….but I guess she’s still got the ego, and feels that men out there still want Drea De Matteo’s MAYO dripping off their face….you know all CURD-LIKE mucus from the whole aging process.

If anything, this is depressing.

Posted in:Drea De Matteo