Heidi Klum is out here showing off her German Eugenics program body, that I don’t really even like hyping up because she is old as shit and really the idea of her still being hot with her dried up old lady vagina is an insult to eugenics….

She is with her German Short Haired Pointer….and she is doing a dance in her skimpy bikini that is not age appropriate, but that I guess works for her because she’s not fat.

It just really puts other 50+ women, which was at one time a fetish category in porn, on the line, because why are they grey pubic haired, wringled, and pissing themselves from their menopause or hysterectomy, while Heidi’s not rotting out nearly as hard….is it because she’s superficial, vain and rich enough to maintain the lie…because ultimately, these bikini bottoms should be stylized adult diapers are her age….Diapers we’d probably boil to drink the piss out of…

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