Rita Ora is from the UK, the old country. I mean, she’s really from Albania or some part of Yugoslavia before being migrated to the UK, but for the sake of this post, she’s from the UK because she carries that UK passport and that means she’s British, even if her heritage is not rotting teeth, grey skin, overcooked meat, bangers and mash and chimney sweeping.

She may not embody Thanksgiving to the average American, looking to see what kind of meals their favorite celebrities are eating, but she’s from the old country, without which we’d never be able to colonize the new country and have the feast with the Natives we had before stealing their land as colonizers do. So if anything, she’s the Thanksgiving origin story….

So while you’re all stuffing Turkey, watching football, fighting with family, hating your life and eating your face off in hopes of having a coronary episode, she was at some event with her tits out and as someone with great tits, known for her tits, who has used those tits to keep herself in the media, trending and relevant, I give thanks to the tits in this post.

Rita Ora matters, or at least her tits do, hence the outfit choice..

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