Britney Spears, or Britney Smears if you are in the group of people who believe that this isn’t the original Britney but rather a replacement Britney for a few reasons, like her tooth gap she never had, the fact she posts old content, the fact she shoots shit from the same room, the fact that she is free yet never out in public, the fact that when she is out in public no civilians see her or post and tag her on social media, the fact that she had a hit song with Elton John she didn’t promote, the fact that she has a book that is a best seller that she didn’t promote. There’s lots of reasons for the conspiracy.

That doesn’t mean I won’t look at whoever this is in their old lady underwear being weird because they have been marketed as crazy, or they are actually certifiable crazy, so crazy that her dad who just had his leg amputated for her 42nd birthday would need to put her under a conservatorship and work her to the fucking bone like modern slave labor, because family care about each other and the fans watched like mindless shills they are.

Not to mention, if it is Britney, because it could be, I like the direction the content is going thanks to her rolling around in her underwear.

Her caption is promoting Victoria’s Secret, not sure they are paying her but if they are it’s a brilliant marketing campaign and weathered old popstars is far better than fat mutants they have recently booked. So check it out:

I finally found a bra from Victoria’s Secret that doesn’t hurt !!! I love a push up bra but I don’t like padded push up bra !!! This bra is genius … it pushes you up and there’s no padding !!! Also it’s silk !!! I don’t even feel like I’m wearing anything and it’s a pretty color too !!! 40 can suck my dick !!! I turned 6 this year ????????????????????????? I feel six most of the time anyways !!!

Interesting….does that mean she’s got a dick, I mean why would she say suck her dick if she doesn’t….more fuel to add to the conspiracy that Britney is a Transgendered midget man.

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