Our good friend Rita Ora, who some of you may say we’ve never met, so how could she be our good friend, and you’re right, but I don’t leave my house, I talk to a pug all day, and figure this is the internet, I can pretend she’s my good friend if I want to, what are you gonna do, arrest me…or shun me for the lies…I mean I used to pretend I was an 18 year old girl and make old men sext me before calling them gay after breaking the news to them…before realizing that it was pretty gay that I was pretending to be a girl and sexting dudes…

Either way, Rita Ora was brought in as a back-up Rihanna in the event Riahnna crashed and burned. She hasn’t done much yet, and everything she does seems like an Rihanna impersonation, you know practice for when she has to work Hollywood Boulevard after all the rich men she dates dump her cuz she’s old and not Rihanna…

She’s wearing her Jeremy Scott for Moschino fetish gear in public, and I dig it…so let The Rihanna impersonation continue!!

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