2023 has been the year that Heidi Klum has used her daughter’s tits to get as much attention as Heidi Klum can get for being the womb that shat out those tits.

It seems she’s making 2024 the year of her tits, at least that’s what I am running with because her tits are out, they are pretty great since they are old as shit and have a bunch of kids, almost like they’ve been rebuilt over the years, since rotting does happen to all women even if they pretend it doesnt’…

We’ve been seeing her tits for 30 years of Victoria’s Secret. She has been optimizing her career through the tits and the tits have done well for her, so of course they come out when the paparazzi are around, since she knows she’s got great tits and wants everyone else to know she does too, she’s an exhibitionist who is known to be hot, living up to her reputation and the reason she has a fat bank account, it’s narcissism, it’s great, and it is because she has a mental break knowing she’s about to be a senior who can command the senior discount….so. she’s fighting the inevitable and it’s alright with me cuz I’ll stare at old rotten tits, even if they weren’t as nice as Heidi for the paparazzi tits.

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