Watching the Denise Richards take on the OnlyFans model life in her 50s has been a weird one. I assume it’s because one of her kids turned 18 and she stopped getting child support from Charlie Sheen, so she had to take it upon herself the only reliable way she could, since acting doesn’t pay all that much and launching a brand or doing something productive with her time takes too much effort….so why not do what all the young girls are doing like the cool mom she is and exploit the last remaining creeps for the money they are willing to pay to see her tits.

So the reality star, who doesn’t even have great tits, has been doing that whole OnlyFans Hustle, thanks to Bella Thorne’s mom and their OnlyFans agency that clearly makes them money. Her content has been really bootleg and hilarious to watch as it’s been released to the world, but the weirdest thing about it has been her WONKY tit, that clearly had too many implants or explants and the nipple was just some sad and lonely looking nipple that if it was a human would be a homeless grandpa with asshole cancer….you know all misshapen and looking like it smells….

For whatever reason, she’s been so into posting that almost rectangular nipple, but today she’s stuck with hiding it and opting for the circular nipple, which is less scary because it doesn’t look like it survived a near fatal accident, or was a victim of some evil torture crime at some point in her life…or maybe was grafted her her from a literal corpse…shit is scary.

As it turns out, I miss the weird tit.

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