I like to make fun of Padma for being the set of tits that crawled out of the public open sewer of Mumbai, in order to end up on TV, while stopping and fucking a few old as fuck men along the way, all of whom helped her achieve her dreams, like gaming two billionaires into thinking they were the father of her kid, leaving the kid all their money, only to find out that the kid was actually another billionaire’s kid after the other billionaire died, getting the kid two billion dollar cash settlments. that’s strategic.

It’s amazing what a big set of tits can do, seduce billionaires, get into SI Swim like she matters, and all this other amazing things for an amazing life….ALL thanks to big sloppies….Brilliant…

Unfortunately, she’s old and terrifying, but I’ll always stare at old tit since it’s tit, no matter how weathered or antiqued or covered in some sort of patina it is…

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