Barbara Palvin is either married or soon to be married to one of the Sprouse twins from the Suite Life of a Zach and Cody. I don’t know if that means she used to watch the show and fantasize about making love to the twins from her war torn cold water flat in Hungary…..you know getting her bootleg feed from the Disney Channel or whatever that show was on from one of her Communist Spy friends who knew how to tap into the American satellites.

when she first dropped in American via Victoria’s Secret she was like 18 and they linked her to Justin Bieber, so I guess she’s always had a thing for the Teen Beat coverboys created by the industry…

Anyway, she is still in lingerie, all these years later and she’s looking less fat than she was when Victoria’s Secret dropped her for being plus sized, only to replace her with her friend Stella Maxwell….and I appreciate a classic bikini/underwear model still existing without rocking a boner, or chopping off her tits, or being 400 pounds and retarded or handicapped in this woke era…..just classic good looking half nakedness is all we need.

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