Amanda Holden is 53 years old, which in whore years, like dog years, is the equivalent of being 250…but she makes it look pretty good. I guess women don’t have to rot as hard as they seem to rot, especially when they are rich and on TV. Extreme measures must be taken.

Since she’s as old as she is, I can assume I’ve done at least one post on her in the past calling her out for being some kind of shameless whore seeking attention, not that that is a bad thing. I mean life is short, use all the tools you can to get as far as you can if that’s what you want to do, because ultimately none of it fucking matters.

She is apparently an actor who ended up hosting a talent show before landing a daytime morning show in the UK and this is how she dresses.

I assume it’s a little like how British Newspapers all had those titty models on page 3, the uptight, rotten tooth, sophisticated British working class like tits…so this is just the pivot of no one reading to TV broadcasts no one is watching so they need hard nipples to get somewhere on the internet and social media….I dig it.

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