It’s the eclipse, we’re all going to die…

So find a tit to suck on for the rebirth of mankind thanks to portals into other dimensions being opened up….

I don’t really know what all the hype around this eclipse is, but some religions are doing animal sacrifices to bring on the anti-christ, while NASA is firing rockets at the shadow of the moon, and other organizations are starting up their collider to open up the gateway to hell, and it’s people are panicking, claiming national emergencies, like shit is Y2K but more sinister….

I’m pretty sure nothing is going to happen, which is unfortunate, since we could use a reset for all of mankind….a little cleansing the world of humans, or maybe an apocalyptic event to at least get us off our computers to start living again.

Our moms gave us their tits to nourish us into this life and I feel like none of us have really done the most with that gift and we should collectively be punished for it…but first, lets scope out the milk filled tits, which is really the best part of the story of life…you know, other than the whole creampies.

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