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2024

15

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Milky boobs may not signify the rebirth of a nation, or the rebirth of your own sad fucking life, but I think we can allow the milk tits to inspire us into pretty much anything, just tapping into our baby brands and thinking LATCH – SUCK SUCK – LATCH SUCK SUCK….because we’re all pretty stunted, retarded and might as well have baby fucking brains…

If you think about it, any day can be your rebirth if you decide to do something about it, unfortunately for me, I’d rather stare at tits doing their god given job of making milk, so that I can sit her mindless, stunted and retarded thinking LATCH – SUCK SUCK….

Milky Tit are my kind of Dairy Cow Utters…

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2024

08

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

It’s the eclipse, we’re all going to die…

So find a tit to suck on for the rebirth of mankind thanks to portals into other dimensions being opened up….

I don’t really know what all the hype around this eclipse is, but some religions are doing animal sacrifices to bring on the anti-christ, while NASA is firing rockets at the shadow of the moon, and other organizations are starting up their collider to open up the gateway to hell, and it’s people are panicking, claiming national emergencies, like shit is Y2K but more sinister….

I’m pretty sure nothing is going to happen, which is unfortunate, since we could use a reset for all of mankind….a little cleansing the world of humans, or maybe an apocalyptic event to at least get us off our computers to start living again.

Our moms gave us their tits to nourish us into this life and I feel like none of us have really done the most with that gift and we should collectively be punished for it…but first, lets scope out the milk filled tits, which is really the best part of the story of life…you know, other than the whole creampies.

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2024

25

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I decided to bring you assholes some galleries of normies generating some buzz around themselves with their explicit content…

It’s become a social media challenge, to one-up each other in the smutty content production game.

Once you pull one tit out, it’s like these women can’t fucking stop.

So naturally when a woman gets pregnant, starts lactacting, there will be a handful of them who are annoying and shy about pulling their tits out, you know mad at you staring with an erection in your sweat pants when they pull their tits out….but there will be a handful who appreciate being sexualized in their post baby depression, allowing the to feel like sexual beings rather than baby feeding machines..then others will know that we all have tit milk fetishes because it’s the sweet nectar that fed us or was supposed to feed us if our mom’s weren’t crackwhores, as babies….

Breast milk isn’t just for bodybuilders trying to get that HGH, it’s for perverts who like milk filled tits too….giving the tit some purpose, some meaning, a JOB….delicious and nutritious…

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2023

11

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I may not be a spiritual hippie trying to find myself, or thinking that I found myself through some hippie spiritual shit. Whether that’s micro-dosing, or not shaving my armpits, or yoga, or backpacking NAPAL, weaving baskets, selling bracelets on the beach, doing readings or REIKI or whatever else it is they do like licking toads in the desert..

But I do think it’s important to start your week with some intentions, mine is usually “survive” which is probably the wrong kind of manifesting….

I like to troll the friends with “be the change you want to see” because that one makes me laugh, when we live in a pretty doomed society and doomed culture…but I do think if you start the week with positivity, fertility, happiness and a reminder that the best is yet to come, even if that is the impending death that puts you out of your misery…you can see good things happen….

I also like the whole milk filled tits being milk filled tits to celebrate the women or feminity that brought us into this world…THANKS MOM…now let’s collectively sexualize the tits of moms.

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2023

04

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Milky Tits are one of those things, where tits are doing what they are meant to be doing because that’s how they are designed and the whole foundation of our species….but that girls like to pretend aren’t supposed to be sexualized when they pull the tits out in the restaurant even though they are tits….only for other girls who have the milky tits to pull out on the internet for the sole purpose of sexualizing the milky tit giving our retard man mind mixed messages….but not really, since the milky tit is always going to be sexualized by men because they are tits, even if women get mad or tell us not to sexualize them because other girls out there are telling us to sexualize them and those are the women I’m listening to because they are tits.

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2023

27

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I am not sure what came first, the lactation or the lactation fetish, but I am going to assume it’s the lactation because without lactation early man would have died off a lot more aggressively in the wild….

Did it take culture, civilization, technological development like invention of the wheel, or homes, or the CONDO COMPLEX that offered us comfort….laziness and time to dwell on whether we’d be into jerking off to lactation…..maybe it was just the internet….

We all know that early man, HOMO SAPIEN was SAPIEN on them MILK filled titties the first time a milky tit was pulled out…because we are perverts…

Here’s some MILKY tit to get you into the HOLIDAY spirit because it’s the gift that tits provide.

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2023

20

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Who has the lactating titty plug because every new mother in the grocery store that I see get so offended when I stare at their tits in their tight mom shirts making it awkward to ask.

I figure there’s gotta be an enterprising woman out there who isn’t just selling the titty milk fetish content but actually selling the titty milk, because not being able to drink a titty milk while looking at the titty milk fetish content is far more fun and interactive, like a 5D movie throwing water at you in the white water rafting scene in this empty and meaningless life….

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2023

13

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

To make breast feeding hotter….

I just found out that when a breast feeding mother kisses her baby, her body recognizes in some creepy way what pathogens the baby needs, so the breasts make the the pathogens the baby needs, so that it doesn’t die…

Since the whole birthing process of growing a live human inside their fucking womb wasn’t freaky enough.

Sure, the whole procreating is the NUMBER one purpose of our existence, which is why society tries to confuse people and take them off course because they don’t want us to catch onto their schemes to keep us miserable….

But that doesn’t mean breeding isn’t weird as fuck, at least beyond the fucking part…

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2023

06

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I know what you’re thinking, what a bastardization of the whole breeding process. The whole birthing process. The whole procreation proclamation….because these women who have clearly been bred, which is apparently now seen as a sexist thing to say because they don’t like to think of themselves as cattle, or as the bitch in the backyard puppy mill, even though breeding women isn’t a sexist thing, it is kinda what you do when you knock them up and they give you a child to be the heir to your pathetic throne…

Or maybe, you’re lonely, have never sucked on breast milk, where even the chicks selling their breast milk online aren’t willing to send it to you because they aren’t convinced your a bodybuilder after visiting your profile only to see that you seem more like someone who wants to dismantle their body for sexual purposes…

Either way, tits full of milk is hot, sexy and delicious…especially when it’s been modified to be jerked off to, rather than to feed the actual baby which throws off the whole dynamic.

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2023

30

Oct

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I’ve stared at milk filled tits, engorged tits, tits being pulled out in public when tits weren’t always pulled out in public, so you’d get excited to see a tit pulled out in public, and had very keen ability to erase the baby sucking on the tit and replace him with you, like your brain was photoshop before photoshop…

I’ve also known dudes who knocked up bitches and loved sucking their big mommy milkers, squirting them all over their faces like a fat lady at a FROYO place thinking she’s being healthy, while pouring the soft serve directly in her mouth, like some kind of fetish or orgasmic experience…

Then there’s married dudes just happy their tiny tit wife has big tits…but I always thought that the women behind the milk filled tits liked it, but denied liking it, pretending that men were the creepers staring at the tit, wanting the milk from the tit, because the toxic masculinity and patriarchy….

As it turns out, the women with the milk filled tits are responsible for the lactation fetish because if they weren’t, we wouldn’t even know lactation existed…

So blame the women for making us the perverts they are…TOXIC FEMININITY…that shit ruins lives..

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