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Archive for the Lactating Category

2022

25

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Breast feeding empowerment is one of the dumbest “Woke” agendas that takes place on the internet.

Not because I don’t think women should be pulling out their tits anywhere they go because they crave male attention after de-sexualizing themselves with childbirth, you know a girl needs to feel desirable sometimes…and titty exhibitionism is the way to do it and if you want to do it without feeling like a slut…you gotta have a valid reason for it like FEEDING CHILD…

Breast feeding empowerment is one of the dumbest “Woke” agendas that takes place on the internet….because no one’s ever been mad, at least not a dude, at a chick for pulling her tit out in public, and if they are, it’s due to being closet case homos…

You know, feeding the child is a god given right, even to those who don’t believe in god, but instead reproduce for selfish, narcissistic reasons, or because they’ve had one too many abortions…and you can jerk off to it, through your sweatpants, in public, when it’s happening in front of you.

Right?

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2022

18

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I still think Breast Feeding in public is some kind of exhibitionism by girls who want you to see their tits pulled out in public when they are doing their god given task of feeding their child…something that may pump endorphines through them to make them enjoy the experience so much they want to share….or maybe they just want to take advantage of the window of opportunity of having engorged tits….If you’re gonna pull a tit out in public, it might as well be at its fullest…

They just disguise it as some sort of activism, because they can’t say their pussies get wet when perverts like me are staring at them feeding their child the way nature intended because my brain acts like a censor and I can pixelated the kid out of the tit….I thank scrambled porn for that skill….so that I can focus on the tit….

YOU MUST INTELLECTUALIZE all slutty behavior, not that feeding kids is slutty, it’s natural, which is why I think they must be doing it for slutty reasons, if they feel they need to justify it….like when your wife asks you why you took an hour long shower…knowing perfectly well what you were up to….when you do a whole song and dance about how you’ve had a rough day. We’re onto you, masturbator.

Anyway, in recent newsworthy breast feeding stories on the local level, I learned that Canada has breast feeding in their CHARTER OF RIGHTS, and sure COVID shat on the CHARTER OF RIGHTS, but LEGALLY, they can’t discriminate against a pregnant or breast feeding woman for pulling her tit out….so all this activism is so dumb, IT IS ALREADY LAW and no one, especially NO dude cares….we LIKE tits pulled out in public, EVEN the gross ones for GROSS reasons like BREEDING.

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2022

11

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Here are some women sexualizing the natural function of their titties, unless this is just a demonstration of how milky tits work, but I like to think it’s more to do with sexualizing their now bigger, fuller, milk filled tits because either they are all hormonal, they aren’t happy with the recent attention their baby daddies gave em, or maybe too happy about it and wanting to share the wealth….

It could be some MILKY TIT campaign against FREE THE NIPPLE…

You know some COUNTER PROTESTING, throwing the whole thing under the bus with a “breast feeding our kids isn’t sexual, it’s nature, so let us do it everywhere, which we’re allowed to do based on the Bill of Rights, but we’re not happy with that, we want to make more noise about it, because we are women, activists, hear us roar, down with the patriarchy…..oh and while you’re watching…how about jerking off to our tits.”

I’m into it…what originally started as a joke, has become something I appreciate and support MORE pregnancies, MORE engorged tits, MORE milk….never enough milk, there’s a FOOD shortage and this is how we’re going to survive it…..so BAN abortion clinics and start harvesting that TITTY MILK for the masses to save humanity.

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2022

04

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I was sent this instagram celebrating the nightmare that is childbirth…

I guess it’s a loophole to get nudity on instagram, you know a pussy is not a traditional pussy you would look at the jerk off to if a baby is sticking out of it….

But as someone who fucking loves the concept of a pussy, is fascinated by a pussy, likes to stare at pussy, because I don’t have a pussy, I’m pretty sure I can find a way to jerk off to a birthing pussy…

I have confidence that we can dig into our love of pussy and find a way to jerk off to what is arguably the most amazing and fascinating thing a woman does….3D prints a baby with your genetics before expelling it out of her cunt….

Here’s some of their pics:

I’ve been totally terrified of breeding because I think the world is going to end, I always thought it would be unfair to bring life into this world. I also am a terrible provider and wouldn’t want that pressure to provide for a child, I’ve also found the housing a baby and expelling it out of your cunt to be the least natural phenomenon ever, and was almost on the “make them in a lab” school of thought..until realizing the satanic elites who just 3D printed sperm, have figured out how to keep AI created embrios live in the lab, while attacking women and mothers, by reducing childbirth to a burden not a miracle of God…which made me shift my focus…

I know the evil satanic won’t win in the end, but I am sure they will get their shot to make weird human hybrids in the lab because they have too much power, so I’m over hear celebrating WOMEN, their ability to feed a child through their tits, making me want a farm of breast feeding women to carry me through the foot shortages, far more fun than sucking on a popsicle or drinking out of a can or bottle…I mean if all my meals could be given to me via tit, I’d be a lot better for it.

So lets celebrate MILKY TITS….the natural wonder of the world that I’m finally growing to LOVE as much as I did the first time a saw a mom pull out a tit at a starbucks about 15 years ago…you know, enough to be asked to leave.

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2022

28

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I just read some local news story about a breast feeding sit in that happened at a local mall because some women breast feeding at the mall was told by security to go to the designated breast feeding section rather than pulling her tit out in the middle of the mall…because mall security are cockblocks and I guess pretty fucking uptight power trippers…

I wish I had known such a dumb moment in feminism, or solidarity towards titty milk was going down for women who feel the need to fight for the right to breast feed….despite having the right to breast feed written into the charter of rights.becasue feeding your baby is basically the LAST human thing we do that hasn’t fully been replaced by tech, machines and fake substances that mimic breasheyt mil, eve hav options to not breast feed the kids, some of these perverts opt out of that and keep it natural.

The point is, I would have liked to have known that this event happened, you know to sit across from them jerking off, as I do whenever I see a tit pulled out in public….instead I’m forced to look at these dumb pics and videos pulled from the dumb internet…

I miss out on all the fun….

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2022

21

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

You don’t really need me to do some generic pitch or caption on this TITTY MILK post that I do every Monday to celebrate the rebirth of a NEW week with lactating, engorged tits, being used for sexual fetish purposes instead of for their intended purpose of feeding the off spring….

It’s one of those situations where we’ve always sexualized tits, so we’ve always fetishized tits, despite them really just being a functional tool to help humanity continue, which is arguably probably not the best thing to do, since humans are fucking idiots, destroy the earth, are caught up in their narcissism and self involved lives, chasing some paper dream that’s really a product of evil…instead of being Christ-like and good..

But instead of just sexualizing tits when they aren’t squirting out milk, these ladies have decided to share their natural talents, so in the event that everyone is made infertile by the vaccines they took, or by “Climate Change”, we’ll have an archive to jerk off to the stupid human tricks we were once able to do before technology made our species obsolete!

Or maybe their baby daddy’s excitement of their new talents has inspired them to share…even if it was just because it was something new in their bedroom….like when you let your wife stick things in your ass, you don’t necessarily want your mistress or hookers doing the same tricks, but when with your wife, it switches things up so you do it….I mean….maybe that was a bad example since you are a fag into being filled so much you lick your fingers after you do it….but you get the idea.

My favorite of the clips is the top one with Zorro hosing down her mirror before taking a taste….that girl goes for the TIT MILK FETISH that apparently people, lonely and sad people, have.

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2022

14

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I have never drank breast milk and that doesn’t upset me….even though I look at all these milky boob mondays and can’t visualize or imagine what they taste like…I guess I’m not on that body builder kick buying breast milk off the black market for the HGH, but I guess I could be if I really wanted to….

But the truth is, I don’t think the whole MILKY TIT thing is an amazing fetish, I guess swollen tits doing what they were designed to do, in order to keep our species alive is fine and all, but not really something I need to jerk off to…or even use to get in the mood, it’s a little too biological..

I am all for breast feeding, I worked in a drug store that sold baby formula and I would question every mother who bought that shit, because I was like “just give em your tit”….this was 25 years ago or more and even then Formula freaked me the fuck out…..

I definitely don’t have anything against ladies pulling out their tits for any reason, especially in public, I am not grossed out by it and I don’t believe any of the stories of women who have been shamed in their breast feeding, since we all love tits…and it’s basically human fucking nature to breast feed….which may end when they start making babies in labs not wombs, it’s all part of the plan and thanks to these COVID shots, we may have a totally infertile generation….which means NO BREAST feeding…so take it the fuck in….because it will be a FETISH one day and this is the historical archive of that.

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2022

07

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Monday is the day for lactating fetishes….which are always going to be weird to me because I guess I am not as malnourished as I’d need to in order to source pussy that comes with its own food supply….

There’s this rumor that a specific group of very rich people are trying to enslave the entire world population more than they already have been enslaved…as part of some “you will own nothing and be happy” social credit score insanity that goes against all your God given rights….

You can see some of that agenda playing out in front of us, starting with gas prices, because when gas becomes unaffordable, so does everything transported by gas, which is basically everything….

So the KEY to stopping inflation, other than stopping printing money making it less valuable, is to keep gas cheap so everything else stays cheap…but if you left your house this weekend, you’ll see what’s really going on….

As people will be forced deeper and deeper into debt, before the full collapse hits, affording food is going to be pretty fucking challenging…survival will be hard…so MAYBE the lactating bitch is the smartest strategy, maybe better than Storable Food Rations because you can fuck it, and I guess suck it out of a tit instead of some tupperwear you found in your bunker..

I like tits, I find the lactating tits are built for wild, and any excuse to pull out a tit in public is a good one, but I am not into lactation to jerk off to, but maybe you are, at least someone is, because why else are these ladies sexualizing a body function designed to feed a baby.

Nutty pervert world….I guess where EVERYTHING is sexualized….the way degeneracy intended! It’s a weird fetish….but a function fetish so find yourself lactating tits for the apocalypse, they’ll come in handy.

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2022

28

Feb

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

When lactating becomes a fetish that people go to the internet to jerk off to….you know you’re in a weird fucking simulation….but I guess you could just watch SNL to remind you that you’re in a weird simulation because there are a group of people on that timeline or narrative who think that’s the funniest shit out there…when anyone with a brain is well aware that the anti-vaxxer community are the actual funny ones…not that that has anything to do with milky tits…I mean unless the vaccine makes people infertile, despite knowing a few vaccinated ladies who have made babies since being vaccinated, so that’s out the window….

So yeah, lactating, when not at a coffee shop, restaurant or park where moms be freeing the nipple knowing their pussies are blown out…MOM PUSSY….hoping to give a boner or two like they used to before becoming family ladies…you know when they were dancing on bars and sucking stranger dick in bathrooms…just doesn’t make sense.

It’s not really a talent, or something sexual to me, it’s like get off the internet and feed your damn baby, you weirdo trying to sexualize the sanctitude of motherhood, what’s wrong with you!

I can only assume, it’s GFE, girlfriend EXPERIENCE…something lonely people look at, knowing they’ll never be in a situation to experience with a woman, knowing ladies won’t ever let them be knocked up by them….because,well…LOOK IN THE MIRROR…you don’t have much to offer in terms of being a family man….so get the family man experience without the nagging…ok..

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2022

21

Feb

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I guess I am not leegally allowed to make fun of the VACCINES and all the conspiracies around them like that they cause infertility, or last week’s amazing and wonderful “NOW YOU HAVE AIDS”….memes…2 weeks to flatten the curve, now you have aids….there were some fucking brilliant ones…that I don’t care if they are scientific or not, I’m here to laugh at how dumb society is…

But yeah, anyone who questions new medicine that hasn’t finished human trials is now seen as ALT RIGHT….like anyone with a FLAG or who says Freedom is considered unpatriotic…which feels like it’s also a comedy routine but apparently it’s life…

So yeah, under the Emergency Measures Act, which is essentially MARTIAL LAW, it’s probably not a WISE angle to say “check out these milky tits, take them in, because soon everyone will be infertile, babies will be made in a government owned facility, they will be breast fed by refugees or robots, and their MILK will be some GREEN SLUDGE…not the GREEN sludge I’ve heard some vaccinated ladies are finding in their breasts…you know because of the whole 12 periods in a month after the vaccine, instead of 12 periods a year…you know RUNNING through your eggs like it’s a FAMINE…

So maybe we can sexualize lactating for GENERATIONS to come, so that you can come to lactation like some weirdo with a breeding fetish in this era of THROAT FUCK…..the concept of FAMILY is now just a fetish you cum to and as soon as you’re done you go back to selfies…you know the important shit in a narcissistic society of full retards.

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