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Archive for the Lactating Category

2023

14

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I guess I should update this site since it’s late as shit and I haven’t bothered putting up content that no one gives a shit about because I am a failed content producer…

Let’s start with some MILKY TITS on a MONDAY because milk filled tits are tits the way they are supposed to be, you know living their best mom life before being depleted and sad, unless you’re one of those bigot racist misogynist who thinks a tit lives it’s best life at 20 years old, when big and perky in a bikini top at the beach, pool, or even in pics on the internet…you pig.

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2023

07

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Tits doing what they are supposed to do is such a foreign concept in this world where women are on birth control and only getting knocked up to trap rich dudes into providing them the lifestyle that they want, or to get knocked up with sperm they buy on craigslist when they are in their mid-40s knowing it’s their last shot at doing what they are actually wired to do….

In a world of tits being used for novelty, fun and jerk off material, a little MILK production can go along way for you trad-wife bros out there who fetishize the whole birthing thing knowing that you’ll never experience it because either you’re repulsive, or chicks are anti-breeding unless it’s just part of a role play when begging you to cum in them, don’t worry there’s an IUD so they can do it with ALL the dudes they meet on TINDER or REDDIT…

NOW…MILKY TITS!

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2023

31

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Let the sexualization of a lactating tit, ready to feed our souls through the nipple of life, the globular dripping breast our refuge, or home, or comfort, or friend….inspired by the creator and the matriarchal energy of bringing new life into the world, something far more impressive than your shitty day job…

Sexualize that nipple, dripping natures nectar….sexualize that nipple like a mother who masturbates every time she feeds her child, because she’s a predator and because the nipple orgasm is real….

Sexualize that nipple, because that’s milk filled tit is why we like tits so much, wired in our code, without the milk, it’d just be another fat guy’s tit….

So we start the week of internet perversion no one cares about with the REBIRTH…of FUNCTIONAL tit….doing FUNCTIONAL things…the way nature intended, so that the rest of the week, we can focus on the fact that tits are hot and that they should be sexualized…

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2023

24

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I don’t know how many of the virgin losers out there realize that tits are more than just things to stare at, dream about, fantasize about. They are more than just MEMES of the internet, but rather actual things, in the actual world, that serve an actual purpose….like feeding the offspring of a woman, you know next generation of their genetics, of our species…making it a pretty powerful part trick…I mean, I am sure some of you are still breast feeding off your overbearing mother’s tits, even though they are dead, mommy issues, ya know……

LUCKILY, we’re perverts who sexualize tits so even when they do innocent, biological things, like feed babies, or produce milk, get engorged in ways we want them to feed us, because of mommy issues, ya know….we have the capacity to sexualize the tit in action, doing what it was designed to do.

Well, just this weekend, I was walking by a park bench on the side of the road, some hot young mom had a baby in arm, and I was going to say something offensive like “Pull out your tit”…or “feed me momma”…..you know, assuming her tits were milk filled, and to my surprise, the tit was ALREADY out, ALREDY feeding said baby and I just said “well, well, you beat me to it, you minx”….I doubt she heard me, but the moral of the story is bitches who lactate love pulling their tits out. It happened to me, it can happen to you, and here’s some inspo.

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2023

17

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

GET THEM MOMMY MILKERS AND FEED ME!

Here’s some literal mommy milkers for you LACTATING breast fans, probably because you were never breast fed, or maybe because you’ve never knocked a bitch up and breast feeding reminds you of the TRAD WIFE you never had, which is porn to you after being so destroyed by all the actual porn on the internet…..or maybe you’re just into BIOLOGY and find that whole TITS DOING WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO hot, even if the tits are TECHNICALLY not supposed to be used as masturbation fodder now that they are milk filled, but rather to feed babies, but who cares about that, we’re still polluted and desensitized by porn perverts who see tits and only know one thing that they are good for….and it’s not feeding babies…even if the whole baby thing is responsible for some of these circus tricks…

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2023

10

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I saw at least 6 different lesbian couples over the weekend….and I wasn’t out there seeking lesbian couples over the weekend….they are just a trend that is anti-humanity, because civilization requires women to get fucked in order to make babies in their womb come into existence in order to cry for attention by breast feeding in public, rather than cuddling with another woman, or having a picnic, all too romantically….at least for someone who’s only real experience in fake lesbianism has been on porn sets or at the club after too many drinks and girl wants attention…

Yes, I know lesbians can ingest sperm they buy on craigslist into their womb to make said baby, so they don’t actually need to fuck a man, but rather use a turkey baster while a they looking bitch eats her out, but that’s not really HOW we are wired, you revamping the human experience trend following fucks…

Here’s some breast feeding to get hyped on some trad wife using the milk tits to be jerked off to since it’s a thing tits do naturally…besides getting cummed on….who knew!

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2023

03

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

It may be Canada Day long weekend, rolling into the Fourth of July Independence Day celebrations today, but that doesn’t mean we can’t take some time out of our busy schedule of doing nothing with out life, going onto 20 years of literally doing nothing with my life, to stare at some lactating tits being sexualized.

The way I see it, when baby needs feeding, baby needs feeding and you don’t feed baby based on schedules, holidays, weekends, you feed the motherfucker when he’s hungry and clearly, dudes with lactating breast fetishes, who sexualize the lactating breasts so much that all the women fighting for lactating breast freedom on social media, can get their chance to post their tits on social media without being flagged porn, until the other girls with lactating breasts come in and manipulate their activism by turning lactating breast into a loophole to get tits on the internet without getting accounts flagged or delated…..but yeah, dudes with lactating breast fetishes, who seek out this shit, are likely the kind of guy who is sitting in a shit filled diaper and baby bonnet, hoping for a mommy or girl who can’t have kids that craves that maternal experience without the pressure of having an actual kid, while making it a fetish, since everyone’s a freak, to come change him…

Point of the story, LACTATING TITS still lactate on long weekends…

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2023

26

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I guess there’s one school of people who find the whole idea of a full lactating tit to be something beautiful and amazing, one of the wonders of the natural world….you know the species existing because of breast milk because they don’t have chemical ridden formula in the wild….

But because we’re all wired to want to suck on tits from birth for survival, we’ve all managed to turn that obsession around and sexualize tit proper, so it only makes sense that a lactating tit is the level-up of perving on tits because we’re wired to want to be fed by tits…so let’s go.

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2023

19

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

It was Father’s Day in the event you weren’t out there celebrated all the nuts you’ve busted into women who have formed into humans, unlike all the nuts you’ve busted in the floor that have turned into black mold….

Stepfather’s get no appreciation on Father’s Day, I mean, I am sure some do, but you know it’s just sympathy bullshit and not actually the same bond one would have with their real dad, since the stepdad is basically a fucking strangers…

So along with all the fun racist jokes about how black people don’t celebrate Father’s Day because they don’t have dads, since racist jokes need to be made great again, because even the people of said races can probably have a good laugh at them, if they’re funny……

There were a bunch of single mom jokes, you know making Father’s Day about them, playing the role of dad and mom…..

But I was more interested in seeing big breasted girls with their mom’s on Father’s Day because it means one thing – daddy issues…..what’s your onlyfans girl? With tits like that, coupled with DADDY issues, dreams can come true…

So here’s some breast milk for the moms out there single-mom shit, some breast milk for the new week to celebrate our REBIRTH and BREAST milk for all the big titties with DADDY issues I saw yesterday with their MOMS…..there were really only two, but they were so big, it made the day a special one for just an old pervert stepdad like me.

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2023

12

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I don’t know if this belongs in a MILKY TIT MONDAY post or in the MILF MONDAY post I am working on, but maybe I’ll just cut and paste the same thing in both since no one fucking reads my bullshit anyway.

The highlight of my weekend was leaving the house and realizing that either there’s another baby boom happening, people busy getting their fuck on, or that I go places pregnant chicks go, because I saw dozens of pregnant chicks, and not hanging out together like they are part of some being knocked up club that we call MOTHERHOOD, or so to be motherhood, and I wasn’t hanging in the maternity clothing store’s underwear section like I should be, but pregnant chicks sporadically appeared everywhere I looked….

To make them more interesting than just some hormonally swollen used up pussy, they were all walking around with their bellies on display, parading that shit around like they were special or like they had a trophy inside them from being CUMMED in, and all I could think of was just how much they were cummed in…

I saw old ladies approach these bellies, all excited at fertility and the blessing of life, and I’m like, pregnancy is a billboard you carry around for 9 months saying “I GET CUMMED IN”…

In fact the whole being a mom thing is pretty slutty, it’s sex to absolute completion and you don’t need chicks sexualizing lactating tits like they are a porn fetish to drive the point home, the BELLY in a tight summer dress is ENOUGH…

But here are those MILKY tits being sexualized by the slutty moms who own them….

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