I don’t really know anything about Mackenzie Ziegler, so these selfies are about a month old, but since we’ve now officially survived the total eclipse of my heart, I figure why not make them the first pictures I post after that near apocalyptic event that never happened, unless the portal is opened and the Super Hero Villains are flooding our dimension with their evil….

She’s a 19 year old with millions of followers, who I guess is affiliated to Maddie Ziegler, the dance daughter from dance moms that we’ll assume this one was also on.

I find the whole child dancing show disturbing and when SIA used the sister in her music videos I thought she was on a serious creeper….because casting a teen to be in her music video if you look at life through the eclipse goggles I wear called “perverted lens”…where no one, especially in Hollywood has pure intentions…

I assume most of their fans are creeps from watching them dance as children because watching them grow up is exciting to them…but that could be the perverted lens again….

So there pervert fans must be happy that they’re not the only perverts, because Kenzie as she calls herself takes panty selfies, since we live in a world where girls feel the need to take pics of their panties on for social media…which wasn’t really how ladies conducted themselves in my time of the 1800s….we had to get them drunk to get to see their panties…the old fashioned way.

So evolution of humanity is pretty great…for us perverts..

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