Christina Milian stripped down to a bikini in Dubai like some sort of heathen, because Dubai is supposed to be the land of the BURKINI but these rich westerners just taint that tradition with their godless exhibitionism.

Most of us old fucks only know about Milian because she had a slutty video back when she was transitioning from Disney child star to pop icon who became more of a one-hit wonder, but who was hot enough to bed one of the more successful music producers, which meant getting her name on some pretty important pop songs that still pay her fat money.

The good news is that her fat money is not making her fat, but rather the opposite, because she’s probably vain and eating well and doing fitness so that she can keep the dream alive as long as she can and I don’t mean her baby daddy The Dream, but i do mean the dream of being a hot body perverts still jerk off to despite her being the mom of a teen.

I’m into it.

Her new husband may look like a trailer park meth addict trying to get you to give him money, all scabby and shit, but he’s likely just European.

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