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2024

15

Apr

Ashley Lucero is the Instagram Of The Day

This look is just so familiar.

This one is apparently Peruvian, whether she’s actually from Peru, you know from the heights of Machu Picchu, where she heard Alpacas that she sheers to make wool that she weaves into hats and mittens for Americans to buy at the fucking craft fair, is debateable.

She could be from Illinois or Kansas or anywhere else in the country thanks to the whole globalization and border jumping that’s gone on for generations, not that you should be mad about that, because when they look like this, they add some new DNA to the DNA mix of the country, preventing everyone from inbreeding.

With this all to familiar look, one must ask if she’s actually been getting those body modifications in South American countries that come at a discount and that allow them to look like their best Kim Kardashian…..

So many questions, but the only one that matters is “where the nudes at?”

Image Credit – Instagram

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