Here is a pic of Abbey Lee Kershaw at the Met Art Gala the other day, getting nice a political for their punk rock themed event, by writing political messages on her, like “Gun Control”….lifting her skirt, flashing her panties, grabbing her tits, to get that message across..

It is kinda like that time I wrote “SUCK IT” on my dick, that looked more like “S” thanks to lack of canvas, and pulled it out in public, unfortunately the police didn’t think it was a political statement, but just a pervert exposing himself….whatever…

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I’m on this titty for fashion kick….mainly because celebs only show titty for movies…or titty for playboy and both sue me for posting their shit….while fashion is full of titty….often hotter titty….that is socially acceptable…but still titty…making this titty site a far more respectable place for perverts and advertisers alike…at least that’s what I tell myself…but the truth is I just like models, their easy living, getting paid to be hot, getting naked to get noticed, cuz getting noticed means more money for her, like a stripper only in a luxury loft, not in line at walmart in Baby Phat sweatpants buying formula for all her kids…

Either way, Abbey Lee Kershaw is an Australian model…..she’s bisexual….her boyfriend is a musician…obviously….you see cuz models are obvious….and really what we should all recognize is that this hotness was for Russian Vogue…..

Russia, Communist and bred Russia, the country America feared would corrupt the American Christian way….is more open minded about tits than your “Free” USA….The same USA discussing censoring websites they deem unfit for you…making me think maybe their war on communism was really a fear of giving the citizens more right than they already have….”tell them they are free, make them say it at a young age, they’ll believe it, oh and tits are bad….don’t ever let them see tit”….What a fucking joke.

Here are the pics…

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Here’s some model tit for some magazine that makes more money than me, which isn’t very hard to do, I figure a kid with a lemonade stand makes more money than me, but that’s not the point, the point is that produce the tits, but they aren’t considered porn, but I am, because I post the shit for masturbation purpose and not for fashion purpose, even though this is a hard sell for jerk off material, but it is still tits for fashion and that’s really all that matters….

So here’s Abbey Lee Kershaw topless for Numero magazine….

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When fashion looks like this…I consider myself a fashionista. This is me slipping into a pair of fashion pants, heading down to fashion parties, to hang with obnoxious fashion people, talking about useless shit, while judging everyone around us, cuz they just don’t meet our standards….cuz if Fashion keep on this porn route, not that tits are porn, but shit’s definitely erotic and I’m gonna endorse it….cuz anyone who can get million dollar ad deals while taking fetish pics like this is someone I need to meet cuz I want a private jet to fly away from this ghetto hell I’m living….

Here are the tits….

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I am going through a bush period. I’m talking thick, pillow in her panties, real deal fucking bush that hasn’t been tampered with phase. I’m talking bush so long that when it gets wet it clumbs together in sexual bliss.

I fucking love bush. It comes and goes and is directly corelated to the pussy I go down on. You see if I eat out a chick with a nasty matted bush with chunks of god knows what in it, I get turned off bush for a while, and if I go down on a bald bitch and face her meaty cunt that sticks and is flaking from god know’s what, I crave getting back to bush.

I think this bush wave has come because I was ready to switch things up. I was bored of bald. If anything bald is lazy. It’s much easier to shave it off than to try to maintain and style it. Just as any balding dude you know.

Most strippers and hookers are totally bald. Most girls you meet in bars are totally bald. They think they are suppsed to be thanks to Jersey shore and the only pussy with a little bush was hipster, hippie, or lesbian…

It’s not like how it used to be in the 80s and 90s when everyone, from hot to lesbian had bush and I’m glad to see this 23 year old model Abbey Lee bring it. Seriously.

Everyone thank i-D magazine for making this happen. Fashion porn is my favorite and my tears from trying to masturbate to this proves it.

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