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2020

Apr

Alanis Morissette Tit of the Day

Alanis Morissette is out here getting her tit sucked for the breast feeding fetishists who park outside mommy yoga class back when it wasn’t under quarantine to see some fucking tits get sucked….

I don’t know about you, but I’ve always hated Alanis Morisette…

I think it has something to do with Canada being a socialist country that has “canadian content” laws in place, where radio, tv and movies need a certain percentage of Canadian content to legally operate.

When people from Canada get big in the USA, it’s like the best of both worlds to the media outlets that have to respect Canadian content laws, because they can play hit songs that double as Canadian content.

So Canada gets hit by hit songs by Canadians harder than anyone else. It’s a support our own without any of our consent…

So I’ve hated this Dave Coulier fucking, Ottawa based, pile of shit celebrity for as long as she’s been around….and I know people who went to high school with her…which doesn’t make her better or more familiar…or tap into my local hero price.

If anything, I just hate her more….like she’s a traitor who did this to us…NOT TO MENTION during the Jagged Little Pill era, she had a scene in her music video where she was naked, you know stripping down and baring her soul bullshit that worked in the 90s and even then I thought – “get the fuck out of her with that shitty body”….so even then, seeing her breast feed for activism, or for fun, or to be jerked off to…would not be appealing to me…and she was like 20 at the time…

Fast forward 25 years and I can say with confidence that seeing Alanis getting her tit sucked by her spawn is not for me….but it may be for you.

Not to mention, this whole titty breast feeding activism is one of the dumbest empowerment movements around. Women have breast fed in public forever, it’s not a magical and amazing thing to feed your fucking baby the way humans feed their fucking babies…if anything playing it up like it’s a big deal or activism is just an excuse to do it….exhibitionist slut…

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2013

May

Alanis Morissette Horrible Bikini Picture of the Day

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Baby got back….and not in a big booty way…but in a big, broad back way that looks like it could be a fat man way…

Reminding us that not all bikinis are created equally…and sometimes your bikini should be a fucking snow suit.

I appreciate her embracing her body in this anti-bullying era – by rocking a bikini that reads “Self Love” for all the fat girls who hate the image the media portrays about how women should look, you know in some Feminist, this is who I am, bullshit….no wait, I don’t appreciate that at all.

If she actually loved herself, she would eat better, workout more and not try to pass off a shitty body as some political commentary on the world we live in. I don’t care what anyone says, the government wants us fat and sick, and tricking us into thinking it’s ok to be that way, is just fucking gross….and the proof is in this picture.

I didn’t find Alanis hot in the 90s, when she was 16, or really ever….so there was little chance I’d find her now, making this a nice reminder of how right I was early on with this one.

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