I don’t know anything about Amanda Mani…

I just know I’m in love…

She did some Elle Mexico shit, she’s pushing 6 foot which is just fucking next level massive, but her face and everything about her is so good…

This is the kind of girl I wouldn’t want to meet, because it would feel emasculating, not that I care about that, my small penis and low testosterone kinda do that for me on the daily, but I would send her love letters and flowers wherever just to encourage her to hang in there and to keep on working, because I want to see her naked in photoshoots.

That’s just the kind of romantic I am…you know when I’m not tricking girls in bars to give me a gynaecological exam, or to tell me if my sperm actually tastes like chocolate, like I’ve convinced them it does, I’m writing models love letters…they should make a movie about me and when they do that I’ll be thinking of the Amanda Mani like a Pedi thinks about little boys…I don’t think that Mani /Pedi joked work…it needed more asian illegal workers….

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