I don’t know who Amber Valetta is, but apparently he’s a 40 year old from TV and now she’s strategically naked in Allure magazine, but she’s not very strategic in the right way…since her strategy involves not showing her fucking 40 year old labia…which really isn’t strategy at all…it’s like fuck you for this attempt at whatever this is an attempt at bitch…you’re only getting older and less marketable, today is the day for labia, as the days go on…the grosser they become…

If you don’t know who this Amber Valetta is…don’t worry…because I am sure you’re worried about that…either do it…

But the good news is Google exists…and that evil corporation will guide you to answers they want you to see…

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