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Amii Grove is some Page 3 topless model for The Sun, because news without tits is not news worth knowing and as far as I am concerned that is the most valuable lesson we can learn from the UK…who despite popular belief are the reason we live here the way we live here. I know the thought of such pasty skinned, greasy hair, dainty fucks with bad teeth having any influence over the American dream is confusing, but remember that you won, but not fully, because let’s face it, we don’t have titties in our news papers…
Like all topless models, this Amii Grove is nothing special in terms of looks, although something special in how she spells her stripper name, that’s two I’s people, and she’s something special in terms of career choices, she worked hard to be the July 8th Page 3 tits, and if this is her low level dream coming true, we owe it to her to stare…
I don’t know or really care who Amii Grove, but I have seen her tits…and now so have you…meaning getting to know her no longer really matters…unless you’re a fucking creep and like the backstory of the broken girl naked in pictures you are trying to use as foreplay for your masturbation…you know a superfan actually interested in what her likes and dislikes are, where things went wrong and how she made them right and all that shit….while I am the kind of guy who only listens to that shit when trying to get a girl comfortable enough to walk around my hotel room like this….cuz let’s face it, everyone’s got a story, problems, and headaches, so let’s just let them worry about their dad not loving them, or their dreams of a soccer husband and this being the best strategy, or the fact that this pays more than waitressing, while I worry about staring at her tits….cuz if I wanted to hear her bullshit, I wouldn’t be looking at pics of her, I’d be looking at her in disgust over breakfast while she complains about our kids….
Nothing says baby jesus was born this day, even though science says he wasn’t born this day, like a set of UK tits.
I don’t think Amii Grove matters, and not because nothing matters, but because all these stripper chicks are interchangeable and bring hope that there will never be a shortage of women to show their tits in pictures…and that to me brings hope for a better tomorrow – even with all this Doomsday bullshit…designed to stimulate the economy…
What it comes down to is that we’re all a bunch of suckers, who just want to suck on tits…..
Here’s Amii Grove.