Astrid Baarsma is some model I’ve never heard of who I know nothing about, which is probably the best way to have a love affair with pictures, so that you don’t get weird or obsessive about her, you know you can look but you can’t track her or her family down, or show up on their porch drunk singing love songs to her trying to finally win her over after masturbating to her so long your penis rubbed of like a BBQ Sauce stain on your shirt…

You know, keep things casual, she gets out there and has her picture taken, while we stay at least 100 yards away from her and masturbate to them, it is really in everyone’s best interest to keep things that way.

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