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2009

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Nov

Some Titties in the Black Dynamite Trailer of the Day

Ashlie R. Jackson, Sheryn Lascano, Brittney Sorensen, Joy Mulligan are a couple of bitches who get topless in the new Black Sploitation spoof movie that looks alright if you like those kinds of movies. I’m not really a fan, not because I am a racist like you think I am, but because I used to live with someone who would put these movies on repeat and after seeing Dolemite or whatever the fuck his name is 50 fucking times, no matter how many grainy, 1970s tits I see, shit got to be a little fucking irritating….so seeing a modern movie that looks exactly the same as those old, badly shot, bad acting, shit quality VHS tapes I found nauseating to watch makes me fucking dizzy, even though I kinda get why they’re doin’ it, and that’s to make money riding a fuckin’ cult classic trend and who really cares cuz there are tittttties, even if they are the tits of a bunch of no names…..

I am going back to bed. I drank too much. This should humor your useless ass until I get back….

I know I saw this trailer last week too, but who the fuck cares…I’m a little behind…That’s all…

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