I don’t know who Bridget Everett is, but she calls herself an alt-cabaret provocateur according to her WIKIPEDIA…where we also learned what we already knew and that is that she’s old as shit…at least too old to be showing her massive tits…..but then you have to think….tits of all ages are worth looking at, so her pulling out her tit is a positive thing…I mean it’s fucking huge…

I know, she seems like she’s a big girl and her big tits feel like you walked in on your dementia ridden granny masturbating in the living room to her Soap Operas….but they are HUGE tits…

I know, big tits are less impressive when the girl with the big tits is also big…but they are STILL big tits…and I may not be the guy who blocks out the rest of a bitch because I am hypnotized by the big tits…but I know those guys are out there…so this amazingness is for them…

She’s apparently some comic that Amy Schumer brought into her world 10 years ago…because Schumer feared her talent…and possibly the big girl tits…that if you were to have tits like this, you’d probably want to pull out of your top too to get the attention they deserve..I mean they big.

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