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2009

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Apr

Tila Tequila Does her Cam Girl Bullshit of the Day

I posted some bullshit Tila Tequila promoting her new album the only way she knows how and that’s by cheapening her whoreself by doing a camgirl show like the poor drug addict girl I met on craigslist lookin’ for real porn work, or the chick I met at Burger King drunk who added me to AIM and opened up to being a cam girl and who I eventually convinced to go on cam and vacuum naked when she wasn’t at work. Those were the glory days of the internet when you went on cam because you were an exhibitionist who liked people watching you naked or someone too lazy to get a real job trying to pay the rent, before you needed shitty half naked cam videos to drive traffic to your site or sell records….

I guess you couldn’t expect much more from Tila, half naked on the internet are her roots and I’m not complaining, I think all bitches should get naked to sell shit, I’m talking to you girl who works the cash at the grocery store…and to you girl at the coffee shop who always gives me sex eyes…..and to the girl who works at the pet store and pretty much every girl I come across in the day to make my life more interesting and sexy.

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