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2014

16

Apr

Candice Accola in a Bikini of the Day

Candice Accola is here to prove to everyone that just because you are on TV, doesn’t mean you should be getting into bikinis for the paparazzi, because not all pop tarts on TV are created equally.

You probably don’t know Candice Accola, but she’s from Florida, a land to obesity, insanity, and girls who look a hell of a lot better than Candice Accola in their bikinis, because unlike Candice Accola, they are either drug addicted, or busy working on it, rather than throwing in the towel because she got on TV and that was enough for her…

She’s on a show called Vampire Diaries, but should be in the gym. Her boxy untoned body…has eaten too many tacos…

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2012

23

Oct

Candice Accola for Fault Magazine of the Day

Candice Accola is some Texas raised in Florida…a lovely state I just rolled through and experienced all the obesity and trash in…She’s from the upper white class cuz her dad is a doctor and her mom is a homemaker and they are active in the Republican Party….like good white Americans are….not that I know or care about white bread, or corrupt governments, but I do appreciate when their good little well bred, nicely raised baby girl, is out being naughty in magazines…in a “you’re not the boss of me dad. This is my life, my career” rebellion that turns me on….

Sure she’s not doing it as well as CLAUDIA ROMANI is doing it for Obama in Miami….where we aren’t sure she is legal to vote or not…as that’s kinda what happens when you’re hispanic in Miami….lots of question marks….except when it comes to staring at nice round ass…

If you don’t know her, she’s on some show called Vampire Diaries, and released an album in 2006…that no one ever heard….but they don’t need to cuz she’s a babe – and that’s all that matters…

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