So Carly Craig is some bitch is the daughter and sister of pro baseball players…..more importantly…she apparently has some internet following for songs she makes on yougutbe….not that I’ve ever seen them…or care to see them…since female comedy always offends me and not in a comedic way….just in a you’re obvious and boring kinda way….but she managed to take that internet fame to the mainstream by co-starring in Hall Pass….with Owen Wilson…..

I don’t find her hot….she has an old, manly face….but her ass is pretty ridiculous, round and lovely….so I guess I get why Esquire and my homie at Me In My Place chose her to feature….I mean that and her willingness to get half naked to promote her roll in Three Stooges cuz at 32…she has limited time and thus no time to fuck around….get shit straight to the point….she’s not 20 anymore…. but I’d probably eat her ass like she was….

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