Carmella Rose is some early generation instagram model, but since instagram hasn’t really been around all that long, she’s not quite the same as an early generation Victoria’s Secret model but I am sure she wouldn’t mind that since 9 years of instagram modeling in self produced photoshoots must make a bitch feel desparate at a certain point…like “another selfie shoot in my underwear for clicks, hoping to secure subscribers, patrons or brand deals”….instead of just being paid a million dollars a year to show up on set once a month for a paying brand.

I don’t know anything about her, other than that I’m looking at her ass in a skimpy bathing suit through the water, an optical illusion I’m into, because water is the spice of life, or what we are made of, so it’d be only fitting to drown while trying to eat her asshole underwater. Right.

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Carmella Rose is some instagram model bitch, which isn’t meant to be insulting, some of these people make millions of dollars a year with their instagram posting, it’s the modern avon lady you can jerk off to because they don’t come door to door so you can’t pull your dick out and point at it saying “PUT LIPSTICK ON THIS”….

I think she’s one of the first line-ups of Instagram models from back in 2013 or 2014 when the whole thing started up, so she’s a veteran, just not the kind of Veteran you’d honor at a parade…..

These bikini pics, which happened recently, and despite being one of the old guards of half naked instagram, she looks amazing in that bikini, I guess you’d have to, but not really, I mean fat girls are doing the instagram bikini thing, so it’s nice to see a hot body doing it better.

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You’ll be happy to know that MEL WITH A ROSE who I guess goes by CARMELLA ROSE…is FULLY vaccinated as she travels to the MALDIVES, one of those coveted and exclusive instagram destinations that is VACCINE only, you know to filter out the pure bloods that have been marketed as SWINE that must be kept in their stalls while the rest of the world lives…just not for a very long time, since I’ve read the Pfizer documents and you motherfuckers have been duped and all it took was a little virtue signalling to get you to INJECT HIV after years of trying to NOT get HIV into your system…that will essentially make you die from a basic cold…or if you’re lucky, you’ll just drop dead working out….you know because TRUST THE SCIENCE…

Look, I don’t wish death on anyone, but I know for a fact that I was pushing everything I knew about this shit as it came up, being flagged ANTI VAXXER HEATHEN…I tried to save and spread my message of NATURAL IMMUNITY….but no one listened, if anything the site suffered for it….SINKING SHIP…..

I knew you were falling for the worst ICE BUCKET challenge…especially when they tried making things mandatory…Like the MALDIVES…fuck the Maldives…and check out MEL WITH A ROSE before her premature death from TRUSTING THE SCIENCE….dumbos.

I tried to SAVE you….

Now let’s hope Mel with a Rose survives this…her ASS has more selfies to be taken for ENGAGEMENT and brand deals….the only MOTIVATOR around these days….

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I don’t know about you, but I am going to assume that everytime someone jerks off to MEL WITH A ROSE on her social media feed thanks to her inappropriate, low key, pornstar who pretends she’s a model, look how smooth her pubic bone is, influencer….the song “KISSED BY A ROSE” circulates in their head, like it was Heidi Klum taking ALL of SEAL…as I’ve heard he’s got a 15 inch penis, hence the reason the GERMAN dominatrix underwear sex worker had so many kids…

“IF I CAN’T TASTE IT IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING ME UP THE ASS LIKE THE BAD NAZI SOLDIER AT THE CONCENTRATION I AM – IT ISN”T REAL” she’d say….

Then she’d say….”guten morgen” efore breakfast sausages and SCHNITZEL….

You know, germans and their NAZI fetishes I’ll assume none of them have….because they pretend to be embarrassed by that shit.

Not that that has anything to do with MEL WITH A ROSE, but I don’t know anything about MEL with a ROSE, so we go with a HEIDI KLUM post instead.

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In case you were wondering, Carmela Rose has a vagina and it’s fully exposed in this artistic photoshoot that I’ll assume is not for PLAYBOY because Playboy Cover Girls are gay beauty bloggers in lingerie, you know part of the indoctrination of this weird and confusing genderless world of degenerates trying to fit in and be different when a tattoo, or a piercing, or anti-establishment attitude won’t cut it….even though you’d think being a gay dude in lingerie was anti-establishment only it’s actually precisely what the establishment wants and they OWN YOUR MIND…

I guess you’d have to wonder who Carmela Rose is before wondering about her vagina, even though I wonder about all women’s vaginas, because I have not subscribed to men who feel like women are women too, even after they cut their dicks off…and I’m a purest in the vagina realm…and hope all girls out there follow the leader and show their vagina because you can never see enough vagina…especially now that vaginas are slowly being phased out and cancelled.

This may be for her EXCLUSIVE content site, that you should subscribe to and that we’ll pretend this is an AD for, before her lawyers send us aggressive letters because the pussy isn’t FREE motherfuckers….well blame social media for the leak…I blame social media for everything and you should too.

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Her name is Mel with a Rose on instagram and she’s pretty much this nobody, but she has 1.2 million followers…thanks to getting into the instagram early on..and being really fucking hot…

Like most instagram girls, thirsty for all the fame they can get, like Tila Tequila was on myspace, they know that followers on social media matter to the people cutting the checks, whether for brand deals, tv deals, or sex deals…because rich guys like fucking things they see on the internet that have following, especially if those things live in Los Angeles and can be ubered to them easily….

That’s not to say Mel with a Rose is a whore, but she probably is, and she’s getting naked for this instagram photoshoot, because the naked body should be celebrated and is feminist..but also draws attention to an otherwise talented bitch…so good job….staying afloat…

Even her name is a stripper / porn stage name…nice…

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You’ve never heard of Carmella Rose – yet she has 1.1 million followers on instagram, so you can be sure that she thinks she matter and that she’s important..

You see I have never met a girl with social media following – who isn’t a cunt about it – because they don’t view it as a joke, but as a gift, the only thing they really have going for them, the reason rich guys fuck them, the reason they get to live a great life, and if they were to laugh at the whole thing, because it is funny in the grand scheme of things…”i post slutty pics, follow me”….real simple concept or thing to do…that doesn’t require marketing degree to figure out….it’s the whole “sex sells shit”…the same shit girls fight about when I organize a wet t-shirt contest…but embrace when it makes them money…as it should…if you’re whoring at least get paid for it….

But then there’s the thousands of girls who don’t…

I just think our priorities are fucked…but half naked bitches…works for me whether it is progressive or low hanging fruit or not…

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Carmella Rose is an instagram model, sugar baby and like all instagram models, she gets naked for free in lame photoshoots that are meant to look high concept, for people who are too dumb to realize it’s just bootleg shit that is easy to pull off thanks to digital cameras, because as long as the girl in the picture is half naked, it’s a good picture…to get followers.

Instgram models are the models who actually made money because brands like that they can treat models like “avon ladies” where they basically get them to promote and push their garbage product to their fans – hoping for sales…not caring what the models look like or if they are legit models or not…it’s not about concept – but rather sales….

In Mel With a Rose’s case, she’s got a great body and can pose well enough and has a following, so give her a modeling agency contract since there’s really no reason why she shouldn’t be getting jobs, even if she’s bootleg, short and not a model, but her eagerness in being naked or half naked on instagram for the sake of boners, is her real talent and the only talent that matters in this social media celebrity world we live in.

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