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2013

02

Dec

Catrinel Menghia in her Bathing Suit of the Day

Catrinel Menghia is a magical model from Romania who has escaped the world of whatever the fuck Romanians do that I am going to assume involves gypsies, vampires, the sex trade and circus performing…

She’s 28, she’s been in SI, she got married to a footballer, who probably got her into SI, and then got divorced because he gave her all she needed to get ahead…and now she’s doing the high profile South African swimsuit magazines no one in South Africa can afford to buy, except maybe the Blood Diamond white people, since everyone else is dying of AIDS…and let’s hope Catrinel Menghia didn’t catch any when there…because she’s lovely…even though AIDS isn’t a death sentence anymore…

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2013

05

Apr

Catrinel Menghia for Some Lingerie Company of the Day

I don’t know much, at least not about Catrinel Menghia, but she models lingerie and that may be all I need to know.

The main fail in this potentially awesome shoot is that the pics are for catalog, meaning that all the nipple and sheer panties have been edited out. Keeping the lingerie all PG and shitty, but not as shitty as the panties a girl snap chatted me last night of her period stained underwear, but not where these pics should be, considering Catrinel Menghia is at the level of fame that she probably would have done this shoot with a spread vagina and hot dogs inserted in her ass….

But luckily I take what I can get.

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