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2007

24

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s always hard for me to write on Friday afternoons, mostly because I know a night of booze, drugs and debauchery awaits me, and sitting in front the computer posting for all 4 of you reading out there doesn’t make it come any faster, you know?

It looks like it’s going to be an action packed night for me full of bars, and revisits to strip clubs after our busted last attempt earlier this week.You, on the other hand, will be curled up with your childhood blankie, lotion in one hand, small penis in the other, tissues on the bed side table.

Don’t cry, click these links, it will make the hurting stop.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


A Little Topless News For You Pervert…
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Sienna Miller is a Slut
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How to: Make your friend think they owe the government 1000’s of dollars
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Jelena is Some Slut Posing in Some Slutty Outfits…
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Savana Samson’s New Business Venture is Too Classy for a Slut…
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Some Insane Stunts on Motorbikes and Other Motorized Machines
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Amy Winehouse is living the dream
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Crackheads are funny
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Adriana Volpe is topless
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Scooter versus car
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Fucking Machines
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Jessica Alba has one fine, fine ass
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Paris will have her revenge
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Beautiful thong
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Lego Indiana Jones
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Keeley Hazell like whoa!!!
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Obvious Lie
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Dick on Fire
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Playing with gasoline is fun
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Vintage Conan O’Brian
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Eva Longwhore-ia is a whiner
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Porn of the Moment = Feed me Your Cream
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Britney’s Kids – Mr Vick is our hero!!!
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Heather Graham in a Red Sox Bra. This may be old, I don’t give a shit
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Pete Wentz looking like a girl
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Tera Patrick porn boobs
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The people of Malaysia think Beyonce is a slut. So do I
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How low can YOU go?
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Pole dancers cat fight
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Beach boogie face plant
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Lohan spoof video
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Jimmy Kimmel can be funny. Who knew?
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Celebrity porn announcement
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Crackhead gets slapped
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Nicole Richie serves 2 hours of her four day sentence. Now THATS justice!
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Abby Winter Limo Girls
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Kirsten Dunst got robbed. Ha Ha
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Named Baybe Blue Does Photobucket
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This is a song for celebrities who can’t drive…called Hire a Driver….
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Some Stupid Dude Who Wants to be a Musician Sings Some Stupid Song
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Woman Sets Fire to Ex-Husband’s Penis
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British Dwarf’s Penis Gets Stuck in a Vaccuum
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You Need These Porn Reviews To Tell You Where to Jerk Off
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Some Dude’s Wife Naked on Flickr…
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Paula Abdul Still has a Boyfriend
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Sex After Plastic Surgery Forum…Read This Sex After Labiaplasty…
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Kristen Bell is a Whore
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Do You Know What You’re Daughter is Up To?
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Find Sex In Your Hometown
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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2007

24

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am drunk…Here Are My links….

Some Chick Named Erin is Sexy and Single in a Bikini in Video
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Nicole Richie is Pregnant in Jail
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Some Chick Named Cora Skinner Posing in Her Underwear
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Never invite Fat People To Your Inflatable Pool….Video You’ll Love…
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Big Woman Slips and Falls V ideo
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Whose Boobs are these? Highschool Musical Edition
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Brooke Hogan Dressed Like a Hooker at Some Event
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Watch Out Who You Trust Video
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Hilary Duff’s Pussy Flash That I don’t Think Is a Pussy Flash…
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Some Girl Eats a Tomato Worm
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Do You Know What Your Daughter is Up To
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Hayden Panettiere EW Shoot Video
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Japanese Fear Factor Insanity
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Throwback to Jenna Jameson’s Implants that are No More
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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren on the Beach..Not as Hot as it Could Be…
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Teri Hatcher’s Got Some Hard Nipples
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Throwback Jessica Simpson in Sexy Stockings
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Some Danish Teen Strips at Scool
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Britney Spears’ New Song…Probably a Fake….
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Lohan Gets 1 Day in Jail
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Flesh Flicks – One on One (Plus One More) Mentoring
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Vomit Art is Fecal Art But Different
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Lohan Issued this Statement
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Beyonce’s Younger Lesser-Known Sister
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Melissa Satta’s Crotch Shot…I Don’t Know Who She Is…But Now I Know What Her Mound Looks Like
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Some Hyper Active Kid Going Mental at the Pool
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Heidi Klum’s Bare Ass in Arena Magazine
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Maria Sharapova Lookin’ Hot for Nike
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Lohan’s Sister Snuck Out and Stole a Car and Got in an Accident and is 13…Amazing…
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Drew Barrymore Hangs Out With A Bum
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Britney May Kidnap Her Kids
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Some Gymnastics Action
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Jessica Biel in FHM France
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The Obama Girl is Going to Be Doing Playboy
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Hilary Scott Rides the Sybian for Howard Stern
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Some Slutty Girls at the Mall
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Some Chick Named Miranda Kerr For Victoria’s Secret
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Columbian Reality TV is AMAZING..Japanese TV…Not So Much…
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Some Shaved Blond Chick Masturbating
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Some Victoria Beckham Topless Pics..
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Topless Car Wash Prank Video
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Hot Ass Exercise Video
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Some Hullahoop Dancing Video
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David Hasselhoff Sings on TV Last Night
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Eve and Peaches Kissing….
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Car Surfing Gone Bad Video
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Did I post this Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Picture Yet?
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This is an event you can’t attend because you don’t have any game
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Since you don’t have game, you may want to use this spray to get laid…
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2007

22

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Jesus gave me one of the many rubber vaginas he got over the last little while, in hopes that I would give it to a boyfriend of mine and get him to fuck it on camera for the site. Fat ass is still having trouble getting it up, and since we live in fucking poverty, he can’t afford Viagra to aid his little situation. I took it out of the box and got seriously freaked the fuck out over how realistic the thing is and feels from the outside, especially if it was covered in lube.

That being said, since I know you aren’t getting laid anyways, I suggest you go out and pick one up tomorrow, cause you and I both know one of those things is the closest thing you will be getting to pussy for a long time.

Click these links in the meantime.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


The Rad Girls do some pregnant pranks because they are awesome
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Foxy Brown is going to jail
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Some Hot Chick Named Kristina’s Home Movie Of Her Making Out With Herself
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Sexy Shoot with former CNN anchor and On the Lot host Addriana Cost
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I frikken LOVE Bill Murray
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Christopher Walken is the jam
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The Biggest Asshole Ever. Literally
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Its tough to out-gay the village the Village People, but these Finnish guys come close
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Bear Grylls is a phony
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Retard playing with Lion gets what he deserves
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Brittney Skyes Internal Affairs
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Kat Von D is tasty
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hilary Duff lets you see up her shorts
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Christina Aguilera looking more pregnant by the day
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More Pete Doherty crack head drama
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I’m with stupid
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More Shitney Spears drama
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Basketball player doesn’t like Ref’s call and deals him quite the blow
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have separate bedrooms
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I hate BMX riders.
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Topless Carwash
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The glory that is Davd Hasselhoff
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Here’s the guy who edits the crappy magazine the hipsters all love called NYLON
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Do You Know What Your Daughter is Up To – On Photobucket…?
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Some Chick Named Gabriella Nude in Public Action
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Andrea Tiede interviewed Maxim “Hometown Hotties” Kerry Suseck and Amber Lancaster on the red carpet and it’s hot…
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Man Gets Eating by a Bear at the Beer Fest When He Tried to Fight It
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Sluts in Leather Partying
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Some Girl’s Selling Cosets…
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Some Julia Stiles Is Not Hot Pictures
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Beast of a Woman Bends a Frying Pan
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Some Girl Working Out’s Intentional Upskirt
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Kate Beckinsale Lookin’ Glamorous
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Ginger Spice and Her Baby
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Some Hot Naked Redhead
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Jenna Jameson Got Rid of Her Implants
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The Pole Dance Lesson…VIDEO
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Britney Has Finally Pulled Herself Back Together
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Some Girl and Her Digital Camera
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Now THIS is my kind of weddding
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Tabitha Taylor has stars in her eyes as the girl next door
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A Prinze among men in this angry animation
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This guy wins creep of the week
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Racy video game covers
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Dave Navarro’s porn debut
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A whole lotta ugly tits
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Some Slut Named Lauren Jones is on some Show Called Anchorwoman Tonight
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Use This Spray Because I Know You’re Not Getting Any Not Using the Spray So You Might As Well Try New Things that can Help…Even If You’re Too Lame to Help….
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2007

21

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So I feel like my brain was a big bowl of Oatmeal today, not because I have changed my diet to live longer by eating healthy, but because I couldn’t tap into my brain and figure out a way to tap into my memory and tell good stories of shit I’ve seen. It’s called being uninspired so I decided that I need to get into making porn and my challenge for the next 2 days is to find out how to break out in the porn scene. I’d obviously not be in front of the camera, because fat dude with limp dick porn hasn’t hit too hard yet, but I will find something that pays the bills without me having to get off the couch and that something will be sexy times….I came up with this crazy concept that would have innovated porn earlier today, in my quest to find my porno answer to my problems, but I can’t remember it, so I guess that’s dream’s over and I am stuck to this site…..

so here are my links….

Charlotte Church Using Being Pregnant as an Excuse to Get Fat as Fuck
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Salma Hayek is Still Pregnant and HUGE
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Woman Crushes a Can With Her Ass
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Some Slut Named Louise Cliffe Posing Topless in Zoo
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Lindsay Lohan is Hiking
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K-Fed is Partying as Hard as Britney
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Digital Dolls are a Group of Girls in Underwear on Video
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Some Chick Modeling Naked is an LA Woman
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Some Kim Kardashian’s Crazy Ass Pic
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Some Crazy Boxing Knockout
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Some Chick Named Victoria Hervey Posing Pictures
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Jenna Jameson tells TMZ that She’s Healthy and Happy in Video
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Some Zoo Superbabes in Ibiza Video
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Hayden Panettiere is 18 with Flowers
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Hayden Panettiere is 18 in a Bikini Before She Was 18
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Rihanna Performing at MTV Awards
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Sam Heuston Panty Upskirt
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Public Access TV is Amazing
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The Worlds Best …..Woman to Man….Sex Change
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Pam Anderson and Her Wet Thong….Pictures
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Rabecca- Running on a dream…is a Girl Next Door Posing
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Gisele Posing in Max Magazine
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Janice Dickinson Protests PETA with her Modeling Agency in their Underwear
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Some Chick Named Alexa Vega on the Beach Not Naked Enough
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Why You Shouldn’t Rob a Bitch Twice Your Size
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Crazy Russian Lady Has 130 Cats
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Natasha Henstridge Sex Scene Video
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Some Chick Naked in Public
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Lohan’s Boyfriend is a Vampire and Bites Up Some Stripper
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Some Chick Showing Off Her Ass in the Pool
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Photobucket Chick Shows Off Her Bare TIts
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Some Girl Losing Her Shirt Prank
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Kid Staples Firecracker on Him Then Lights It…
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James Blunt on Sesame Street
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The Evolution of Tara Reid Becoming a Human Again…
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Dude Gets a Little Crazy With His Digicam
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Angelina Jolie Nude In Beowulf
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Some Chick Takes Off Her Pants for the TotallyCrap Contest
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Some Stupid Video
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Paris HIlton Shows Off Her Acting Skills in Some Movie
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Some Muscle Chick Exercises and Flashes Her TIts
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Sperm Bank Magazine Ad Worth Checking Out..
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Mariah Carey Naked on the Cover of Interview Magazine
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Complilation of Brother’s and Sisters Hooking Up in Mainstream Movies…
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Hairy the Dancing Pubic Hair Videos Makes No Sense to Me
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Some Music Video With Girls Dancing Around in Underwear
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Teri Hatcher Does a Lap Dance on Howard Stern
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Behind the Scenes at a Lesbian Porn Shoot…Check Out the Fat Boom Mic Operator Who Went to School for This and It’s the Only Work He Could Get but at Least his Friends are all Jealous of His Job…If He Has Friends…
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Cowgirls Riding the Horse Bareback….
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Some Chick Named Patricia Painting Nude
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Maria Sharapova is Ice Cold Between the Sheets
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UFO Flying Over Paris….
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Some Statue Boobies Video For You
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Hot Chicks Get Tasered in Their Underwear
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Naked Lawnmower Man
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Zoo Watch the Video of GIrls in Bikinis Running Around on the Beach
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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2007

20

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was talking to a girl I know about Vaginal Reduction surgery because she was fascinated with the concept, not because she needs it but because she thought it was so twisted that people are so vain that they would do that to themselves…When I told her that it was always my dream to be a Labia Reduction doctor because it would be the closest feeling to god I could have, she hung up on me. So I decided to surf the internet and find you these links…

Lilly Allen and Lesbian Samantha Ronson Hanging Out Together…
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Britney Spears Ass Exposed
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Jenna Jameson Half Naked on the Catwalk
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Elsa Benitez Dancing Around for Sports Illustrated in a Bikini
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Drunk Chick Puts Her Legs Behind Her Head on a Blind Date Video
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The Dude from Superbad on Some Hipster Photographer Rich Kid’s Site
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Jessica Alba Walking Her Dogs…
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Star Jones Lookin’ Better Than Ever
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Sienna Miller’s Hot Pepe Ads
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Rihanna’s Breasts Exploding Out Of Her Shirt on Stage
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Nicole Kidman had a Rough Weekend
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Katie Price Tits at Her Perfume Launch
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Luba – the Hot Bodied Slut Picks Oranges…
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600 Naked People Protest for the Environment on an Iceberg…
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Spencer Tunick’s Pictures From the 600 Naked Person Protest
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Pet Camel Kills Some Australian Chick When It Tried to Fuck Her
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Psycho GIrl Shoots off a Gun Then Freaks Out On the Cops
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Drunk Sluts Dancing on a Yacht
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Victoria Beckham With Her Kids
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Pete Doherty Gets Arrested Again…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hayden Panettiere’s Got Saddle-Bags in Her Bikini A Bad Sign for a Barely 18 Year Old….
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Semi-Hot Norwegian Stripper Lookin’ Bitch With Fake Tits Remakes Beyonce’s Survivor….
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Some Girl and Her Crazy Nipple Shirt
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Nude Art Competition
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Vivica and Her Forehead are Out and About
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Raquel Gibson is some Hot Chick Who’s All Naked
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Spike Jonez Spends the Day with M.I.A.
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Justin Timberlake is Cheating on His Boyfriend Jessica Biel
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Insane Gymnast Pulls off a Crazy Sequence of Flips
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The Celebrity Quote Game
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Some Huge Tit Video
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Sluts at a 6 Man Volleyball Tournament…
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Hip Hop Meets the Violin
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Avril Lavigne in some Sexy Photoshoot – If That’s Even Possible…
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Jessica Biel in Some Short Dress…If You Like Men in Dresses…Which You Do…
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Aerial Bowfishing is Some Kind of Weird Way to Fish
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Diet Coke Spokesperson of the Day
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Girl Rides some Kind of Fucking Machine
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Some Burlesque Chick Performing for the Camera Video
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Blowjob from Hell
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Anal Sex Attempt on Some Drunk Girl – NSFW
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Teri Hatcher Slutting It Out As the Cougar of the Day
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How to Beat Your Wife Video
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My stepdaughter fucks guys who use this spray to get laid…
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2007

18

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got drunk last night and I don’t remember anything exciting happening, but that is probably because I don’t remember my night, but I do remember seeing a bachelorette party or stagette or whatever the fuck you call the parties that girls who are getting married go on as an answer to Bachelor parties. This bride to be was fucking disgusting and her crew were also disgusting. They were all drunk and pretty fucking easy because they were jealous that their ugly friend landed a man by probably sabotaging his condom on a one night stand, but then again, I don’t know who she is marrying and he could be equally ugly as her….but I like to assume that the whole thing was some weird joke on us, like she wasn’t really getting married at all, she just went out like that as a tool to get dudes to talk to them. Unfortunately, it wasn’t working very well for because no dudes wanted to take part in their stupid party games like buying her lollipops or signing her thigh, they would just walk by annoyed, as if they were being attacked by a homeless crackhead for change. I saw one poor drunk guy get sucked into her trap and he didn’t know what the fuck he was doing or what the fuck he got himself into but it looked like they took him back to his hotel room, making me believe that no sex is better than an orgy with ditch pigs…

Here are my links….


Beach Beauty Contest Paying Tribute to Hot Beach Bodies…
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Jenna Jameson Looking’ Like HIV Out and About
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Poor Girl Can’t Afford a Skirt
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Celebrity Catwalk for Charity was the Other Night and Some D-Lister Showed Off Her Ass…
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Suck My News…for the Week…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some 18 year Old Rides the Sybian
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Jennifer Lopez Bikini Pictures
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Jessica Simpson Fall 2007 Collection Ads
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Jordan Likes a Shaved Asshole
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Some Idiot Girl Pretending to Be Lohan Pulling a David Hasselhoff and it’s Not Funny…
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Some Chick Is a Disaster as She interviews Holly Hunt
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Ashley Tisdale at Some Event Lookin’ Pretty Okay
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Lohan’s Tits Go On a Bikeride
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Fucks a Teddybear…
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What the Hell happened to Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Amy Winehouse Shoplifting Pictures
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Hooters Bikini Pageant Pictures
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Jessica Simpson Got a New Nose
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Some Running of the Bulls Carnage.
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Toxic on the Ukelele
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Some Scared Cheater Ends Up Naked Hanging Outside a Window
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Jack Nicholson has Broken Saliva Glands
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Some Weird Women in Film Video
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Some Chick Named Larissa’s Photoshoot
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Rampage Jackson Farts on a Female Reporters Face
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Lilly Allen Leaves a Club is a Huge Plastic Bag….Because She Realizes No One Wants to See Her
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Whud’ya know about Christopher Walken
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Christina Aguilera Shopping With Her Family
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Some Webcam Chick Named Anabelle Doing Her Thing
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To Catch a Predator – Reunion Special
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Jay Z Has Crazy Money
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High Elvis On Stage Video I Fucking Love…
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Some Kids Destroy Some Dudes New Hummer
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Paris Hilton in the Same Dress as a 10 Year Old
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Some NSFW Dwarf Sex
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Some Girl’s Slutty Pics for her Boyfriend….With Penetration…
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Put Your Hands Up For Detroit Has Lots of Sluts Showing Off Their Asses
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Some Girl Does Some Crazy Tongue Tricks Video
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Some Girl is Not Cheap or the Porn Site Money Talks…
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FleshFlicks – Briana Banks Bangs Some Dude
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A List of Stage Names…
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Rhianna’s VMA Promo Shoot Shot by David Lachapelle
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Next Door Nikki is Knocked Up Nikki Because Sluts Always End Up Getting Knocked Up…
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Weightlifter Shits Herself When Trying To Lift Too Much
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Video Footage of the Earthquake in Peru …We’re All Going to Die the Earth is Out to Get Us…
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Do You Know What Your Daughter is Up To
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Chick Can Open A Bottle of Beer With Her Tit
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Burt and Ernie Do The Movie Casino…
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Some Kid Doing an Impressive Backflip
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That chick Luba Naked – Dressed Like a Gypsy and Fucking Hottest Body Ever…
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Some Mandy Moore Singing Some Umberella….
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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2007

16

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was very hungover today. I don’t really know what happened last night but I know it ended with me passed out on the floor and that’s always a sign of a decent night where memories of whatever happened will be easily forgotten by me and probably not so forgotten by the poor people I came in contact with.

I ran into some dude who’s girlfriend I offended on myspace. He wanted to punch me in the face but ended up being cool about the whole thing because he dumped her for being crazy. I guess it’s a little lesson that fucking with people online can hurt their feelings, make them want you dead and the whole not knowing who a person is can make the obsess over finding out, making the confrontation a lot more passionate than if you just told his girlfriend what you said online to her face. I can’t really help being what I am on the internet, it’s like I channel some fucking bullshit that makes me try to poke fun at everything, but the average person just doesn’t get it.

The lesson of the day was to not tell people you run a website because it may leave you dead in the gutter.

Here are my links…Enjoy while I go drink again in hopes of killing this 12 hour hangover…

Amy WInehouse’s Hot Thonged Ass
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Britney Spears’ Cellulite Ridden Legs Hates her Kids
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Some Drunk Chick in a Short Skirt Makes A Fool Of Herself Because She Has to Pee
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The Girls of Moto X Teach us a Physics Lesson in Bikinis….
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Shakira’s Sexy Bikini Photoshoot Video
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Topless News….By Some Chick Named Tera Wray…Topless
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Britney Spears Topless Allure Magazine Outtakes.
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Sex Scene or Murder Scene…
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Adriana Karembeu Naked in Photo Magazine
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Some Hot Slut Teaches Us How to Iron….With Her Great Tits
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Isabella Ferrari Nude on Some Yacht…
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Shannen Doherty Topless in Some Movie
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Some Slut Tells Us What’s New On RipeTV
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Katie Lohmann Lookin’ Hot….
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Nicolette Sheridan Out and About Lookin’ Hot
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Some Goth Dude Let’s His Friend Bang His Gf’s Ass…NSFW
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Angelina Jolie Fucking in Some Movie
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The Weirdest Condom Ad I’ve Ever Seen – With Full Vagina
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Hilary Duff and Her Killer Legs Performing
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Dudes Do The Invisible Rope Prank to Cars
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Do You Know What Your Daughter is Up TO
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Lookin Good Beth Ditto
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Dudes in Wheelchairs Beat Each Other Down…
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This is one of the stimulating conversations that happen on my forum that no one visits….
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Insane Webcam Ass
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Pam Anderson’s Tits Grocery Shopping…
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Some Weird Sex Ed Video Someone Sent Me
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True Porn Clerk Stories
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TIna Fey is Ugly but Was Even Uglier…Throwback Pics
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Some Miss Teen USA Contestants Lined Up in Bikinis
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Man Vs. Wild Bear Grylls is a Phony and Here’s the Proof…
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The Lohan Lost Dog Poster Wasn’t Done By Paris Hilton…So I take Back Calling Her Clever Yesterday…
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Who Says Hip Hop is Dead Video…Is Fucking Hilarious….
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Some Dude Puts His GF’s Hot Pics On His Photobucket…
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Angelina Jolie Performing Some Stunt For You To Jerk Off To…
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Amanda Bynes Has Hot Legs in This Short Skirt…
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Adrian Grenier is Banging Paris
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Vanessa Anne Hudgens Looking Good in a Red Dress
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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This Crazy Kid Roller Skates Under a Bunch of Cars
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Bearforce Video because You Are into Bears…Homo.
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Nicole Scherzinger Lookin’ Hot At Some Event…
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Gisele Looks Hot on Vanity Fair Cover
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Some Idiot Vs the Treadmill
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Drunk Nip Slips
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Keeley Hazell Naked in Cashback
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Some Old Alex Trebek Outtake…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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This Spray Will Get You Laid…
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2007

15

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I just got a bill for the rubber vaginas a company sent me for some product test I could never do for them because my dick doesn’t work. I was thinking about lining them up and having this gay black dude who hangs out in my neighborhood work his magic on them in video and tell us what he thought the best one was, but I ended up taking them out of the box and tried fucking them all by rubbing my useless dick and saggy balls all up on it because I had hope since they didn’t didn’t smell like whatever my wife’s been cooking in her pants the last few years….

I set up a meeting with the fag to see if he could do anything with them and when I pulled them out they were covered in pubes. He didn’t believe me when I said that it must have been something on my floor. Needless to say, that video probably won’t be happening, but fedEX still managed to hit me up with 60 dollars for customs and that makes me cry on the inside.

Whenever I am sad…I just click my links. Since you’re always sad, I expect you to click my links too. Cuddles.

Mandy Moore is a Man
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Here’s a Game Called Pornstar or Popstar. They Are Pretty Much the Same Fucking Thing in My Mind…But The Game’s Worth Playing…
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First Lohan in Rehab Picture
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Some Chick Named Jenny Gilbertson Posing in a Bikini on Video
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Some Dude Reenacts Seinfeld and Plays Every Character Himself
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Heidi Montag’s Boyfriend Didn’t Even Give Her a Real Diamond Ring
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Hidden Camera Show Catches Guys Lookin Up Girls’ Skirts
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Whoose Boobs? – The Chocolate Edition Game
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Selma Blair on the Cover of Dazed Topless
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Paris Hilton Has It Out For Lohan in this Lost Dog Poster She Put Up. I Hate To Admit that this is kinda clever…
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Some Strange Lesbians in Panties Commercial for a Convenience Store
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Paris and Nicky Hilton ask for $500,000 to Host a NYE Party
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Woman Takes a Piss/Shit on the Side of the Street Video
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Some Idiot Tries a Ladder to Pool Trick and Fails.
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Katharine McPhee is Pregnant on the Set of Some Shitty Movie
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Some Bitch Named Emma Griffiths Posing
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Keira Knightley is Posing in Elle Magazine
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Kid Splatters Himself on the Wall
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Danielle Lloyd Taking Her Tits for a Walk
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Some Freak Gets Some Other Freak to Perform Some Freakish Stunt That Could Kill Her
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Some Hot Imports Night Video I May Not Be Into – But You Probably Are
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Jordan’s Black Panty Upskirt
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Britney Spears Hit K-Fed with a Frying Pan
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What the hell is the dude with the Mohawk wearing?
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Jenna Jameson Has Completed her Duck Surgery…Whatever that means…
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10 AIDS Ads from Around the World
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Perez Hilton is a Celebrity Rap Superstar for MTV and I Don’t Fucking Get It…Motherfucker’s Got No Business Being on TV and Should Stick to his Socially Awkward Blog….
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Guy Smashes His Friend with an Ironing Board
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Video of Some Chick Peeing
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They are Saying that Halle Berry is 2 Months Pregnant
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Dude Get Knocked the Fuck Out in Front of Chicks
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Some Girls Showing Their Junk at a Fast Food Restaurant
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Gwen Stefanis is Wet and Slutting Out for Her Perfume Line
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6 Days Til Hayden Panettiere Turns 18
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Britney Spears Hates Her Kids
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Kim Kardashian Has Ass Implants
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Karolina Kurkova and Selita Ebanks together in Pictures Making You Hot and Bothered While Reading My Site. Sick-o.
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Brandon Davis’ Weird Fucking Eye Disorder
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Some Urban Ninja’s Doing Their Urban Ninja Parcour Shit.
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Some Cam Girl Named Renee Doing What Cam Girls Do….
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Some Topless Chick Should Be The New Spokesperson for Coca Cola
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Japanese Porn May Be Pixelated to Block Out The Genitals – But That Shit Doesn’t Hide The Squirt
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I know People Who Get Laid From This and You Could be One of Them
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2007

14

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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It turns out that I slept on a lot of bikini picture sets today and that’s too bad. There was Jenna Jameson and I had them all lined up with a post in mind about AIDS and Porn and then there was Pam Anderson and I am sure there were others. I guess I am just slowly getting back intot he groove. The good thing is that I have the stepLINKS to pick up my slack, so here are a bunch of links I thought were worth checking out and being no authority on what’s good, you can click them at your own risk. Cuddles.

Jenna Jameson Looking Like HIV Bikini Pictures
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Nicole Richie’s Boob’s Keep Getting Bigger Cuz She’s Pregnant
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FHM Australia Hottie Isabel Lucas is Worth Lookin’ At before She Realizes She’s Too Good For You…
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Fatty or Farm Animal?
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Diane Kruger See Through Bikini Top
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Some Blind Girl Playing Helen Keller Falls Off Stage
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Greek Police Beat Up Some Kid Held in Custody
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Obama Girls Vs the Giuliani GIrls Video Dance Off…
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Some Chick Named Jelena For You….
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The Worst Celebrity Tans
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Sophie Marceau in a Bathing Suit on a Yacht Because Summer is Still Here…
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Britney Spears’ Panty-Clad Ass
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Some Evan Rachel Wood Photoshoot You’ll Jerk Off To In Blood Like You Were Marilyn Manson
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Some Pam Anderson Bikini Pictures
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Some Dude Named Zion I Performing at USC
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Some Indian Actress Named Bipasha Basu in Some Revealing Dress
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The Worst Band Ever Caught on Film
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Amy Winehouse is in Rehab with her Boyfriend/Husband/Pete Doherty Impersonator
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Some Mandy Moore on the Golf Course
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Rope Pulling / Tug of War the Japanese Way…
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Do you know what your daughter is up to?
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Mary Kate Olsen Makes Out With Ben Kingsley
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Jessica Alba’s Hard Nipples on the Set of Some New Movie
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The 50 Hottest Women in Music
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Bear Grylls is Hungry and Eating Live Watersnakes…
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Janice Dickinson and Her Tits Humiliate Some Poor Dude
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This is What Swimming in Tokyo is Like…
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Hilary Clinton’s New Political Commercial….If I was American I Would Vote For Her Because she has Tits…
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Some Miss Universe Naked and Posing…
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News Reporter Laughs While Reporting a Fatal Accident…
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How To Make a Laser that Burns Stuff…
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Youtube has Made Cable Access Shows Obsolete. Any Fag With Bad Jokes Can Become Pat O’Dbrien….
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Megan Fox and Gillian Anderson’s Tits are Friends
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Krusher Sent in this Looking Good Sweetheart Set – Scroll Down….
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Former Pornstar Tries to Become a Video “model” while her Brother tries to become an emcee in this online movie….
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Lohan’s getting Sued For Assault…
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Some Beyonce in Lingerie Video Called Deja Vu that You’ve Probably Seen
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Clay Aiken is a Drag Queen and Performs Like One As Singing Justin Timberlake…
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Some Chick Naked in Nature…
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Some American Idol Contestant Goes into Labor When Singing for the Judges
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Some Chick Named Maggie Grace at some Premiere
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Meet Mr No Legs….
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Some Chick Flashing Cars Above the Highway…
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Some Chick Named Slinta Stone in Picture
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Some Drunk Chick in the Bar Acting Up….By Writing Her Name With Her Pussy….
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Pornstar Savanna Samson Explains it All To Us…
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Some Stupid Song Called What ABout Blowjobs…
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Some Naked Amateurs for You…
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This Shit Worked on my Stepdaughter and She’s Got a Vagina – So It’s Worth Trying…
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2007

11

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got hacked. Some dude hacked into my site, threw up a pop-up ad and changed the font to be big, which isn’t that big of a deal I guess, since this is probably one of the ugliest websites out there and his unintentional design changes were a bit of an improvement. I guess throwing up the banner was also a pretty good thing too because it’s nice to see someone finally making some money off this shit because I know I am not.

It’s not the first time that I’ve been hacked, a year ago someone hacked into my GMAIL because I called Josie Maran a slut for being pregnant. He never gave the email account back to me and that was a bit of a pain in the ass because it had all kinds of shit I had written over the years that I would just email to myself to save. About a month later someone hacked into this site and it took me a while to get it back up, forcing me to change server companies and shit because it never got quite right. Those people were just assholes trying to fuck with me.

I have a feeling that this guy is just a pro who knows how to make money by doing this shit. I have barely written anything in the last month, so there’s no way he’s out to get me, it was just a random attack.

It seems like things are back to normal for now, or until the hacker reads this and decides to step up his game. I would really rather he didn’t bother because there are much bigger sites that would have a bigger impact if hacked. My site’s like a mom and pop shop being robbed of our little retirement money when Wal Mart’s right around the corner and motherfuckers have more money in each cash register than we’ve got in our safe, if you know what I mean.

Please don’t hack me and if you are just doing it cuz you’re bored, click these links to distract you.

The 50 Best Sex Scenes in Mainstream Movies
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Paris Hilton May Be on UK Celebrity Big Brother…
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Girl Shows off Her Underwear in the Least Sexy Way Possible
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A Balls in Peril Slideshow for You To Laugh At
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Bruce Willis is a Pimp With a Young Bitch in a Bikini
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Which Celebrity Mom is Hotter?
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Shot by Kern Video of an Asian Chick With a Bush Nude Modeling for the Photographer Richard Kern
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Mary Kate Olsen in Rags on the Set of Her New Movie
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Michelle Branch See Through Shirt…
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Jennifer Ellison Music Video
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Dude Gets His Chest Hairs Burnt Off VIdeo
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Kelly Osborne Show’s Off Her Fat Calves
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Amanda Bynes in a Short Skirt For You
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Ben Savage Reads Dlisted…No One Reads DrunkenStepfather
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Hayden Panettiere Showing Off Her Broad Shoulders and Thick Legs in a Mini Skirt
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Jessica Biel Flashing Her Panties – Could Be Old News But I am Still Surprised She Doesn’t have a Dick
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In Honor of my Last Hacker….Josie Maran is a Fucking Slut.
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So is Amy Alexander from UK Big Brother…
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Some Paris Hilton Cleavage to Remind Us Of The Days She Used to Suck Cock and Take Loads on Them in Video
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Olivia Munn’s Hot Beef Injection – I Was in Asia So This Could Be Old.
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Billy Fucks His Aunt Video – NSFW – But Hysterical
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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Idiots Blow Up A Canister of Propane…
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Hot Chick Named Alena Seredova Topless and Slutty on the Beach
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Dude Beats Up an Old Lady
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Leonardo Has a New Movie on the Environment. I Believe This Shit is a Good Cause. Watch the Trailer….
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Leonardo has an Online Community for His New Movie on the Environment. This is a Good Cause. Join It….
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Some Photobucket Chick’s Naked Pics
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Some Guys Photobucket Collection of Sluts…
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An Amazing Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Thanks for the Pics
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Hot Tits on Video
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Deaf Guy Has a Shitty Day
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Andy Roddick Grabbing Him Some Mandy Moore…
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Charlize Theron Lookin’ Good in Green
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Guess The Breasts Game….
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Drunk Russian Sex – NSFW
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More Drunk Sex – NSFW
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Lohan Cleans the Toilet in Rehab
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Britney Caught on Tape in a Fender Bender
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Debra Messing’s Fat Cellulite Ridden Legs
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Huge Fight at a Russian Wedding
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Some Dude Talks About Fucking Britney
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Tennis Player Kills a Pigeon
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Pussy Waxing Video
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50 Cent Says “Fuck You” to MTV in this Interview
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The Easiest Way To Earn Cash
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Use this to get pussy because you need pussy more than you need 20 dollars….
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Bonus:

Spiderman, Venon, Batman, Superman and Robin Go to an Abandoned Building for a Photoshoot….
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