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2010

20

Oct

Hilary Duff’s Tits are Fatter than Normal of the Day

Not having a stable site is driving me crazy. It really made me want to rape the shit out of something, to regain my confidence and feel like I’m still in control…It’s a mental thing…I looked at my dog and he wasn’t really doing it for me…so I stuck my dick in a pumpkin an eager kid left out for Halloween ten days early.I found it on his porch and figured why not keep things seasonal…without really thinking how traumatized he will be when he sees the mushy mess I made when he wakes up….or really even thinking that I coulda got caught…

Unfortunately after climaxing inside the thing, I realized that it’s not rape when you fuck an inanimate object without consent…it’s just fucking an inanimate object…and now I feel like an idiot…

Speaking of rape, here are pictures of Hilary Duff and her new tits. I wonder if she’s just fat, or if she got implants, or if she’s pregnant with a baby that she will pretend is her gay Hockey Player boyfriends, even though it could be anyone from his team, since he uses her to build team morale and to have a reason to get his teammates hard….except him cuz he only fucks her up the ass.

I don’t know what happened to her face…but I can only assume it is a result of those hockey initiation parties….

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2010

18

Oct

Hilary Duff Tight Dress of the Day

I guess Hilary Duff’s husband is on the road, or maybe she is, because she’s finally been allowed to sleep out of her men’s briefs she’s been wearing since they started dating as it allows him to live out his homo hockey lockerroom fantasy, and slip into a tight little dress, showing off her body well enough to let me ignore her broad, masculine back she’s built up to help her husband live out his hockey lockerroom fantasy, and stare at her tits, that she didn’t strap down for him to live out his hockey lockerroom fantasies….

Jocks are weird and so is the pussy they fuck….you know trying to adapt to their “always around dudes” needs….so here’s Hilary Duff lookin good enough for me to pretend she doesn’t strap on a 14 inch black cock to make a bitch out of her man, and focus on the goods that may not be so good anymore…but that are good enough…

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2010

30

Sep

Hilary Duff Loading the Car of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff loading the car, which is probably a nice change of pace from loading her husbands ass with various household objects…..

I don’t know if Hilary Duff still counts as a celeb you want to fuck, you know with the whole marrying a Hockey Player and taking on a workout regime that leaves her broad enough for his Locker Room fantasies, I mean provided he doesn’t already live them out by having his teammates bang her as he jerks off in the corner….but I figure she does, since she hasn’t had a kid yet…but when she does, it’ll be safe to say she’s officially over as she sits on her pig bile of billionaire money….

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2010

27

Aug

Hilary Duff in a Tight Shirt of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff’s little muscular tits in a bra and tight shirt for those of you who have been keeping track of her slow transition into having a back masculine enough for her husband to stare at while he fucks from behind visualizing his teammates, I mean when he’s not fucking her in the locker room with his teammates, cuz you can’t have a homosexual locker tendencies and not be willing to pass your wife around like initiation day….

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2010

25

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Married Whore Ass in Jeans of the Day

I am totally uninterested in Hilary Duff. Not because she’s married, that shit never stops me from wanting to fuck any chick, because I know if played right, every chick is down to fuck….but because she doesn’t look good anymore. I don’t know what kind of abuse her billionaire heir/pro hockey playing husband and his team put her thru, but she’s a fucking battered wreck that would lead me to think hockey stick insertion is part of the equation….sure, it could be the just the common Got Married and gave the fuck up strategy….but I like to think it involves gangbangs.

I’m only posting these pictures cuz she looks like a hooker when pulling money out at the ATM, even if hookers never pull money out at ATMS, unless it’s with stolen bank cards….

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2010

24

Aug

Hilary Duff has Rough Hockey Sex of the Day

Some people like to fuck doggystyle, Hilary Duff likes to fuck Hockeystyle, and those of you who aren’t Canadian and not familiar with Hockey players or their homosexual tendencies, it goes a little something like this, bitch gets thrown to the ground and the lockeroom of men take turns entering her, until they race with each other to shower her in cum, before giving each other high fives in the shower together, laughing about how they taught that bitch a lesson, without realizing how fucking gay the shit was….It goes back to their early hockey days when their molesting coaches urged them to shove hockey sticks up new recruits in the least gentle of ways….

So it’s nice to know Hilary Duff likes to get banged the fuck up while getting banged the fuck up…no matter how gay it may be for her billionaire Leon’s Furniture heir Pro hockey playin’ husband….

Good Times….

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2010

04

Aug

Hilary Duff Shows Off Her Thick Manly Arms of the Day

Hilary Duff is manning the fuck up…maybe it is for the wedding, but I think it’s more for the relationship. You see, that’s what happens when you date a homosexual hockey player who doesn’t want to be out as a fag but instead wants a young starlet to lure in the teammates her fantasizes about for gangbangs…cuz without her…shit is just gay….instead just gay enough for dude to get his fix without the others knowing…

I have a feeling that she’s not going to lose the chance to have a billionaire heir husband, and if it means bulking up, strappin-on or gluing prosthetic balls on so dude feels comfortable enough to cum while fucking her up the ass from behind…in the end it will be worth it…

So here are some pics of her ripped muscles, cuz her fiance can’t be the only closet case who appreciates a bulky woman to help suppress gayness…Enjoy.

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2010

27

Jul

Hilary Duff Slowly Turnin’ into a Man of the Day

Some rich people turn really fucking weird. You know they come up with these fetishes that just don’t make sense. They develop these God complexes where they can make anything they want happen and I guess it is safe to say that Mike Comrie – Hilary Duff’s fiance, who along with being a rich kid, is also a pro hockey player cuz everything just works out his billionaire way, including when he wants to marry a starlet to make the guys think he’s a player and impress them so much that they don’t question why he is hard in the lockerroom staring at their sweaty hocky cocks…..but in order to make it work for him….he had to turn Hilary Duff into a dude…cuz a thick back, rock hard shoulders and biceps is the only way motherfucker can cum……That’s just how

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2010

26

Jul

Hilary Duff Hides Her Engagement Ring of the Day

Some people think that Hilary Duff is a puck slut, the kind of bitch who only fucks pro athletes, mainly Hockey Players, cuz she likes their muscles and ability to give her initiations in the locker room…but the truth is she’s just a fucking gold digger, even though she’s worth millions of her own, cuz her fiance’s father just happens to be on the richest men in Canada list because he owns some ghetto furniture store that apparently does amazing cuz Canada is fucking ghetto….so everytime I see her, I don’t think she’s the cheerleader trying to bang the jock, I see a bitch trying to marry into a billion dollar empire thru the son that happens to be a jock and I guess no one should really care this much, especially since her body is thick and awkward.

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2010

07

Jul

Hilary Duff Covering Her Belly of the Day

Here is Hilary Duff is covering her soon to be married stomach…maybe it’s cuz she’s fat from all the emotional eating that comes with dating a hockey player who only gets off when 3 other hockey players are in the room ravaging his soon to be wife’s cunt cuz hard hockey dick is his favorite…but she could also be pregnant…cuz that’s what little whores who get married after they’ve already made so much stupid money that they don’t know what else to with themselves but breed, but I think she’s probably just fat…and that’s all I have to say about that.

Pics via Fame

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2010

10

May

Thick Hilary Duff Showing off Tit of the Day

Here is a fat Hilary Duff showing off tit, because tit is the thick chick’s only defense mechanism….It is the only way to divert focus and if they are lucky shit makes them look skinnier, mainly because people aren’t looking at their gut or even realize there is a body from the nipples down….cuz everyone knows that thick will turn into obese in a few years so we do what we can to ignore the shit and focus on the good, it’s like a man defense mechanism….

I’m not sure why bitch is so fat, but I can only assume bitch gets engaged and then gives up and starts eating all the food she was holding back on all these years for fear a motherfucker wouldn’t lock into her….or maybe her man is just trying to fatten her up because he’s a closet case jock and only cums when she feels like his chubby childhood Hockey coach who taught him about sex when winning the game ended with more than just ice cream…if you know what I mean…..and if you’re anything like Hilary Duff I lost you at ice cream…cuz it’s your fucking favorite…but I was talking about child rape in organized sport.

Here are some stuff by Duff thickness pics for the black folk….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

22

Feb

Hilary Duff’s Engaged and Wearing Little Shorts of the Day

Engaged, Fatter, loser with stupid hair, who dresses like the good days of team initiation aka the sexual peak of his life, where broom’s in his ass were reality and not just something he jerks off to.

I don’t really keep up on Hilary Duff news, since I cancelled my membership to her fan club when she turned 18, or as I like to call it, irrelevant. I do know that she’s a little fatter, a lot more used up and apparently engaged to be married to some asshole hockey player that has turned her into the puck slut that gets passed around the locker room that she always wanted to be. Hey, this is team sports and nothing gets between the team, unless it’s a willing slut who doesn’t mind a dick in her mouth, ass and hands, while the rest of the guys are jerking off to the performance, but that’s all for team building and you know what, Hilary Duff was born for this……

Either way, her future husband’s a fucking joke with stupid hair who I guess is ready to claim her as his own, since the good days of team initiation, also knows as his sexual peak, where brooms in his ass were reality and not just something he jerks off to, is over and it’s time to settle the fuck down….

I’m diggin’ her little shorts and swollen, possibly pregnant or just on her period, or just wearing a good bra tits, cuz I guess whenever a girl locks herself down, she likes to cocktease the world to feel like she’s still got it, and I am not complaining, cuz that would be gay….

Here she is simulating sucking his dick, because sometimes, at least the first week after proposing to a bitch, that level of committment is all she needs to be willing to suck dick like when you first started dating, but that ends fast enough…until the same thing happens the first week of marriage…until that ends too….So proposing makes for good sex, but it’s a short term solution, as they all turn fat and ugly which is around the time of their sexual peak….conveniently located in a time you don’t want to have sex with them anymore….

Pics via Bauer
Pics via Bauer

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2009

09

Dec

Hilary Duff Brown Paper Bags Herself of the Day

Sure she’s not actually wearing a brown paper bag, but she’s from Hollywood and she’s a celebrity and pulling off a brown paper bag would be on some Lady Gaga kick, but she is doing the most fashionable attempt at covering her fat fucking ass up in a brown ill-fitting sweater that I can only assume happened using the same logic as so many guys before her when trying to make a pussy good enough to fuck by covering the bitches disgusting face.

I feel like Hilary Duff is in an abusive relationship, you know always competing with her boyfriend’s team mates for his attention, cuz when you’re part of a team, you do everything together, from showering to jerking each other off in each other’s mouth in efforts to build morale and a endless bond that wins Stanely Cups and girlfriends, although fun to tag team, just get in the way of that….

Pics via Fame

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2009

08

Dec

Hilary Duff and Fat Ass Carrying her Boots of the Day

The newest trend for celebrity erotica as far as I’m concered is this calf porn without the baby cows. Today’s edition is brought to us by Stuff by Hilary Duff.

Speaking of Stuff by Hilary Duff, there was a time not that long ago that Suff by Hilary Duff K-Mart display of products and a couple oversized flesh colored bra and panty sets in my size provided hours of masturbation fun in the changing room. Now the only thing plus sized is Hilary Duff’s ass.

I assume she needs the fat as protective padding that comes in handy when her boyfriend’s hockey team decide to do initiation on her ass to build team morale, but it’s not so lovely to look at.

Here are the pics….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2009

10

Nov

Hilary Duff Has a Shitty Lesbian Kiss With Jessica Szohr on Gossip Girl of the Day

We’ve come a long way from the days of Murphey Brown when that career lebsian newscaster wasn’t allowed to say she’s a fucking lesbian on TV, or from Ellen who got taken off the air when her character came out as a lesbian, despite the fact that she always dressed like a dude and had that glimmer of rape victim scared of cock in her eye, or even from Rosie’s show where she came out despite her smelling like a contruction workin’ beer guzzling man with more testicle than any of of and shit got taken off the fucking air…and now primetime shows targeted to kids shows lesbian kisses, because I guess that shit touches close to home since all girls are bisexual or some shit….

And I guess Hilary Duff has come a long way from her Disney Career by taking her fatter, older, more abused ass thanks to her hocky player boyfriend and his team who fucks her becuase sharing is all about teamwork to popular shows like Gossip Girl to really push the boundaries of her acting capabilities by staging a vanilla scented dyke-out on camera….and I’m sure you’ll love it….

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