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Archive for the Kate Moss Category

2011

29

Jun

Kate Moss’s Soon to Be Pregnant Ass in Shorts of the Day

Kate Moss is getting married this weekend, cuz that’s what people with STDs do when they find another person with STDs to settle down with. It’s the whole premise of the Meet People with Herpes website…cuz no one wants to deal with that embarrassment when it comes to fucking unprotected on the first date when drunk….but then again…this is Kate Moss and it has been public knowledge for a long time that she has unprotected sex with rockers who share needles and fuck groupies….it’s also public knowledge that she’s got a kid and has probably been down this wedding route before…and it’s also public knowledge that I think she’s great, even in her old dirty pussy age, and I’d love to get tonsil deep during an outbreak. True Story.

I’d love to be at this wedding…Mountains of cocaine, orgies of models….I wonder why I wasn’t invited…oh right, cuz I’m a nobody…Yay me…fuck them, I’ll make my own model cocaine party, without models or cocaine, but a model cocaine party nevertheless…

Either way, here is her pregnant or soon to be pregnant, provided they let people with HIV get pregnant assuming she has HIV ass. Pretty boring pics considering what we’re used to from Kate Moss….bitches always tone it down when marriage comes….

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2011

23

Jun

Kate Moss and Terry Richardson for Mango of the Day

Here’s promo video for some mainstream, corporate, chain of clothing stores called MANGO, who have the budgets to make people think they are really deep rooted in the fashion scene, cuz they can hire Kate Moss and Terry Richardson to do a fucking shoot. Not that anyone in fashion is actually authentic, it’s probably one of the most vapid and useless masturbatory industires….so there’s no real substance, concept, nudity, or anything you’ve jerked off to when it comes to fashion in this video, but I happen to like watching her get dressed…..cuz Kate Moss, STD Odds against her and all, is still porno to me…if anything, the STD odds make her even more pornographic to me….

Now if only I coulda got Mango to pay me for this plug, then maybe I’d be on a private jet to the islands or some shit….but they just rape my traffic for free….it’s better that way cuz they spent all their budgets on Kate Moss and Terry Richardson to appear like they are fashion. Cunts.

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2011

01

Jun

Kate Moss Nipple for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Kate Moss is still modeling. She hasn’t died of AIDS or a drug overdose yet.

She’s still a great mother who raises her daughter with the strong morals and values of her life as a hot bitch who gets paid well enough to live a life of luxury for being a hot bitch, who parties hard and does cocaine on video, all while dating dirty, unshowered heroin using rockers…Living the life…

But I only care about when she shows her tits…..for fashion…

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2011

18

May

Kate Moss in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Kate Moss shows off her tits all the time, so it’s no real surprise she’s at some event in a see through shirt, even though it’s not all that see through, and almost a stretch to say that it is, but when it comes to Kate Moss, it’s all fucking good, cuz she’s got this laidback, cocaine filled life of luxury, that she keeps nice and gutter with unprotected sex with guys in bands…who are addicted to heroin…and the whole thing looks like a lot more fun than your shitty life…

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2011

13

May

Kate Moss Flashes Panty of the Day

Seeing Kate Moss flash her panties would be more exciting if I haven’t already seen her naked pussy at least once…and if that naked pussy hasn’t spent the better part of the last two decades having unprotected sex with junkies in rock bands…..and if that naked pussy wasn’t a mom in it’s 40s…..and if her panties were more crotchless…but we take what we can get here….

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2011

25

Apr

Kate Moss Titty for Vogue Paris of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kate Moss showing off some bigger tits than I’d expect from her in Vogue Paris, proving that it’s never too late and you’re never too washed up and you can never get too much dirty rock star needle sharing dick too pose topless for fashion……She’s pretty amazing…That’s all I have to say about that…

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2011

21

Apr

Kate Moss Photoshoot of the Day

I still like Kate Moss…even if she’s old, tired, possibly has AIDS from all the needle sharing and groupie the men she has unprotected sex with probably have…She’s just one of those girls you know if you had the opportunity to rape her, you would, despite the consequences. Jail, disease, death all worth getting down with….in exchange for experiencing her twat…At least that’s what I assume…

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2011

08

Apr

Kate Moss’ Amazing Face of the Day

Here’s Kate Moss looking like a corpose at the funeral home done up in her last hurrah….gaping mouthed and on set with Terry Richardson….two aging hipsters coming together to take on the fashion world with their bullshit vision idiot makring people buy into…even though she was at her prime getting heroin soaked, aids semen from a bandmember all over her tits, while Terry Richardson was coming up with his pervert try hard vision the art and hipster world would buy into….you know like pictures of him stomping out his dick or hanging with trannies or all that other bullshit to get noticed that got him noticed…cuz artistic vision and real artists stem from a place that doesn’t get millions of dollars a year for their bullshit.

It’s all a fucking lie…but I still want to lick the crust off Kate Moss’s polluted cunt and I’ll never quire know why…but assume it’s cuz I’m a pervert too.

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2011

30

Mar

Kate Moss Nipple for Vogue Japan of the Day

I’m a big fan of Kate Moss, literally, I don’t even fit into an XXL sweat pant anymore, not that you care….

Because here are some pictures of Kate Moss in Vogue Japan, because she knows how to give back to a radioactive, tsunami, earthquake ravaged country proper. Fuck the charities, Japan is rich enough, show them your nipples, most of the world has seen already….

Sure, getting naked for money may be the only way her veteran whore, rock and roll needle sharing HIV smelling vagina knows how to give back to the world, and that works for me, cuz Kate Moss is amazing on all levels…except maybe when it comes to parenting…and this weird corset cleavage….but other than that…she’s amazing on all levels…FOLLOW ME

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2011

24

Mar

A Kate Moss Lazy Retrospective of the Day

I feel like it is unfair to all the other bitches out there to be overshadowed by all the attention Elizabeth Taylor has been getting. You know with all the people giving her retrospectives, talking about how great she was, and what a legend she was, all set to 50 year old pictures of her, calling her the lady of Hollywood or whatever the fuck else the said to ignore her alcoholism and pill popping and marriage addiction…and I get it…Hollywood doesn’t make them like they used to, all the new pussy is ghetto and trashy as fuck…but the issue is she doesn’t get to bask in the glory of her career…or all the nice things people are saing cuz she’s dead…so I wanted to give other pussy a decent retrospective before they die of AIDS complications and drug overdoses…

So to start this feature we’re going to take a look way back in Kate Moss’ life….sure it is just the last three days ago…until today…but this is the Kate Moss Retrospoective by a lazy person trying to show some tired vagina some appreciation… Yes, I’m an idiot. FOLLOW ME

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