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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2007

06

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to post random pictures I find of Perez Hilton, because he is the leader of the celebrity blogger world and I like to remind people how fucking ugly he is. If he didn’t have a blog or if this was 5 years ago when the internet was for weird gaming people to meet in IRC Chatrooms and maintain relationships online because people in their real lives wouldn’t give them the time of day, Perez wouldn’t have ever been noticed and girls wouldn’t be running to get their pics taken with him like he was something special. These girls are the same girls who would have never banged him in highschool leading him to a life of Faggotness….

I am sick with a cold or something, my throat is sore, my glands are swollen, unfortunately not the gland I want to have swell, but lucky for you, this post comes with Easter links and not just me whining…ENJOY and remember, I love you.

Just Added – Some Bitch Named Emanuelle Chriqui Nipple Slip
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Hot Leotard Picture of the Day
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Olsen Twin Making Out With Her Boyfriend at a Hockey Game
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Two Seconds of Humping the Air in Panties
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New Sex Fetish – Veiny Bitches
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Jordan is Pregnant and Sexy
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Good Friday in the Philippines Means Getting Crucified
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America’s Hottest College Girl Winner
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Big Brother Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Getting Out of a Car Upskirt
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Hopping Down the Bunny Trail – Easter Porn
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America’s Next Top Model Thrown in the Pool By 50 Cent
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Three Asses in a Row on the Bus
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Lucy Liu Lesbian Vampire Video
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Linda Hamilton Flashes Her Pantyhose
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Carolina Pampita Ardohain in Lingerie is Amazing
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Blonde Webcam Chick Doing Webcam Chick Things
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Kate Beckinsale in Flaunt Magazine Pics
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Drunk Limbo
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The Newest Search for the New Pussycat Doll Episode
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Roselyn Sanchez Lookin Hot
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Pam Anderson Sunbathing in a Pink Bikini
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Some UK Bitch in Fetish Gear and a Nurses Uniform…Ruining the Sex Appeal of Fetish Gear and a Nurses Uniform
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Huge Latina Ass
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Drunk Girl Gagging
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Gemma Atkinson Naughty But Nice Photoshoot that looks like Every Other One of Her Photoshoots
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Solid Breast Massage Video
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Lauren Conrad Denies Sex Tape
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Kristin Cavallari Lookin’ Like a Whore….
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Girls Chugging Vodka
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Instructional Nudist Video from the 60s
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Baloon Bikinis Are Hot
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One Reader is Obsessed With This Bitch and Is Dying for a Panty Slip of Hers
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Fire Extinguisher Man
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Kate’s Playground Camel Toe Video
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Scary Spice Had a Baby and Kisses Women
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Drunk Girls Dancing and Singing
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Molly Shannon and Drew Barrymore Aren’t Funny, But Everyone Seems to Think They Are
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Kirsten Dunst is Making an Easter Basket or Jesus
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Britney’s New Boyfriend is a Criminal
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Some Star Jones Action
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Kim Kardashian Modeling in Some Fashion Show
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Look Inside Anna Nicole Smith’s Diary
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Year of the Carpet Red Carpet with Popbytes
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A little Webcam Ass
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The Hot American Idol Contestant
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Highschool Bully Gets Owned
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You need sex and I need sleep, This will help us both get what we want
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2007

05

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I keep getting pretty negative emails and comments from girls because I constantly ask them for pictures of their boxes. One girl sent me a site with a picture of her fucking bush on it, then I asked her if she wanted to work my birthday party, she answered that she wasn’t a stripper and I said that I wasn’t lookin’ for strippers, but was looking for whores. She lost it calling me a disrespectful piece of shit and how dare I talk to her like a piece of trash. I guess she forgot that she put her pussy publicly on the internet for all of you to jerk off to. I won’t be linking it though, cuz I don’t like giving people more attention than they deserve….

I also got an email from someone telling me that they stopped emailing me cuz all i wanted was pictures of her box and that she thought we were friends but I ruined that friendship cuz I only wanted pics of her box and not good conversation….

I also messaged a girl on my AIM that I wanted to see her naked and she blocked and deleted me….

I don’t know where the exhibitionist girls who don’t need my respect are, but I know they aren’t the people I’m talking to.

I guess we don’t need girls when we’ve got stepLINKS, so have fun, don’t click too hard, asshole.

Kimberly Stewart’s Ass in FHM
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Britney Spears Stains her Shirt and Shows Her Nipples
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Joe Francis May Be Going to Jail to Film Prisoners Gone Wild: Pick Up the Soap Or I’ll Shank Your Pretty Ass
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Dita Von Tease in Penthouse
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Nuns Gone Wild
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Camping Crotch Shot
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I am the number 17 Celeb Gossip Blog with the Most Buzz Which Is Funny Cuz I Don’t Really Do Celeb Gossip
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Nude Modeling on Vacation
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Smoking Pic for Horny Lohan Wanker
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Rosario Dawson’s Hot Ass
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Pete Doherty is Piercing His Cock
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Girls Hosing Each Other Down on the Street
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Posh Spice Showing Some Stomach at the Ski Hill
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Photobucket Panty Posing
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A British Prep from the Country Has To Become a Graffiti Artist
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Craigslist Ad Gets a Woman’s House Destroyed
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Photobucket Bed Wetting
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Stavros Has Herpes and Bangs Hilary Duff Now
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Top 10 Unlucky Celebrities in Love
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Photobucket Black Panties
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Reese Witherspoon in a Pregnant Chick Suit
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Girls Rubbing Up on A Massive Penis for a Gameshow or Something
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Photobucket Rainbow Bright Ass
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I am not a Good Celeb Blogger, But This Video is Called Jennifer Garner Naked in the Shower and I don’t Think it’s Her
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Jennier Love Hewitt is a Prude Trying to Prove to Herself that Her Tits Get Her Wear She Is Today…By Posing in a Corset
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Shower Ass Kissing
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Cutest Celebrity (baby)
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Lauren Conrad has a Sex Tape
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Rose Mcgowan and Rosario Dawson Rolling Stone Cover
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Photobucket Downs Syndrome Shower
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Ugly Betty is Ugly By Hollywood’s Definition of Ugly But You’d Still Stuff her Like a Burrito
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Who the hell is Natasa Bekvalac and Why Is She Posing in a One Piece Bathing Suit
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Hayden Panettiere See Thru Video
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Jennifer Lopez Wants to Stay Fat
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There are Rumors of Nude Pics of Lohan Floating Around – Who Cares, I’ve Already Fucked That Bitch…
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Photobucket Teen Ass
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Some Girl Named Simona Fusco at an Event Showing some Tit
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Wicked Weasel Ass
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Russian Wedding Cat Fight
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Out School How to Eat Pussy Video
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Hilary Duff in Short Shorts Like a Good Ol’ Horse…
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Photobucket White T-Shirt Shower
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This is Britney’s New Boyfriend
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Shyamali Malakar the American Idol Fag’s Sister Nude Photo
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Lucy Pinder Topless, I Feel Like I Already Linked This
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Gemma Atkinson in Loaded Magazine
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Michelle Hunziker Showing Of Her Long Legs and Tight Ass
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Photobucket Coed Shower
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Amazing Bowling Shot, Too Amazing to Make My Bowling Team
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The Best of Craigslist
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If you’ve made it this far, you deserve a cam show
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Tranny McGuyver
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Her Back Is Her Instruction Manual
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50 Best Bums in the World, but not the kind of bums I like…
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Some Body Painting Pictures
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You Need Sex, I Need Money, This Spray Will Do Both
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Bonus:

Lucy Pinder Topless in Nuts Magazine Movie I Can’t See
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Lucy Pinder Topless in Nuts Magazine Movie I Can’t See Part 2
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All Via Use My Computer
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2007

03

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am taking a drinking break and I am drunk. You wont see the site updated until later tonight or maybe tomorrow because that’s kinda what drunk people do and that’s ok as long as you are dealing with other drunk people and not lame corporate middle managers I fucking hate who judge you for not updating….

Here are my links, pray for a post, if not don’t worry, I got all kinds of things to say to you, asshole just be patient. Cuddles…

Halle Berry Kissing the Ground
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Pam Anderson is a Waste of Time
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Stacy Keibler Sexy Video
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Dita Von Tease Does Penthouse Cuz She’s a Whore
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Some Slut With A Half Shaved Head _ Sexy
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Fleshflicks: Where are your manners
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Fergie is a Lesbian
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Gisele in Rolling Stone Sucks My Dick
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Hania Barton Upskirt
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Liz Hurley Got Fucked
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Abigail Clancy Bikini
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Ciara Dawson in King Magazine
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Alanis Morrisette Does My Humps
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Alexis Malibu 20 and Female
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Photobucket Girl Posing
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Photobucket Girl’s Dirty Pics
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Photobucket Porn
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Photobucket Girl in Panties
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Photobucket Tits
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Bikinis and Air Blowers Video
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Tammi is from LSU
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Some Slut Posing Topless
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Rose McGowan in Blackbook Posing
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Tree is 21 Female Webcam
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Hillary Clinton vs, Britney Spears
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Ivanka Trump Is a Who
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2007

02

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I met a fat girl from the south and her boyfriend who looked like he was in the Army on my weekend at the bus station. This girl was fucking huge and was wearing what looked like a table cloth for a dress, she unlike my wife had no problem carrying her fat ass around. Sure she was huffin and puffin and shit, but I didn’t hear one complaint out of her mouth about how she needed her boyfriend to flex his military muscles and give her ass a wipe down like my wife does. I forget where I was going with this story but I did remember to post some links and here they are. If you wanted to be nice you could always send some links into me so I don’t have to spend my day lookin for them….get on it. Asshole.

Jenna Jameson in GQ
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Some Mandy More in Sexual Restraints of the Day
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Jessica Simpson Has Noisy Sex With Her Boyfriend
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Gunther Meets Samantha Fox
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Avril Lavigne Hate Britney Spears and I Hate Avril Lavigne
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Stupid Spiderman Video
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Priscilla M is a Cam Girl
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot Little Ass
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Anna Howitt Pussy Lip Slip
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Naked Brown Chicks
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Stupid Whitehorse Music Video With Sluts
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Playboy Bunnies Golfing
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A Stewart Gets Nude on the Beach
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Flesh Flicks – Lesbian Hot Tub Party
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Tara Reid Photoshopped Proper
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Sexy Sex Video I Don’t Understand
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Aria Giovani’s Leopard Print Chair and Nudity
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Lingerie Catwalk Pictures
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Carmen Electra Hot in Lingerie Performing
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Some Superhero Reality Show Try Out Weirdness
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Speed Painting Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Britney Does Basketball
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Kimbo Took My Advice and got Plastic Surgery
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Nice Dress
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Ultimate Fight Night
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Funny Paris Ad About Her Vagina
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Kelly Hu – Sexy on a Plane
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Tit
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Tera Patrick Bikini Pictures
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Snoop Tells Bill O’Reilly to fuck Himself
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Lara Bingle Nude Picture Gallery Brings Down GQ Servers…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Too Bad Hot Tits Can’t Save Your Face
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Fuck the War in Iraq, I love Bush…in theory…
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7 Minutes of Sopranos Video
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Hey Mr. get a Mr. Shirt Cuz Mr. Shirts change Lives Mr.
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Some Ana Beatriz Barros Action
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This spray will get you laid, even if you have no game, which you don’t…
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2007

01

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got locked out of my apartment 2 days ago and my wife refused to let me back in because she caught me getting girls to do their dishes in their panties on webcam and was pissed off…I told her that seeing a bitch clean up after herself is fucking hot and so foreign to our life because she is too lazy to get off her fat ass. Even if these girls were willing to do it in snow suits I’d still watch them clean because I guess you always want what you can’t have….and thanks to my shitty luck that has followed me along all my life meaning that I got stuck with the shitty end of the stick….

Speakin’ of shitty sticks here are my links – 2 days late….Speaking of 2 days late, its april fools and I didn’t do anything funny, like tell you that I am shutting down the site, or some shit. I am saving that for another day, when I actually do shut down without warning leaving you all with a post telling you I fucking hate what you have done to me, but thanks for all the unsold t-shirts in my closet, you unsupportive cocksucker. Cuddles.

Rihanna at Kid’s Choice Awards
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Jamie Lynn Spears Dressed Up a Ready To Fuck
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Flesh Flicks College Teen Edition
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Israel Girls Without Clothing
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Kate Moss Topless
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Tara Reid Stuff Magazine Pictures
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Jennifer Lopez’s Fat Ass and Party Hats
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Christina Ricci Slut of the Day
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Claudia Schiffer Falls
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Beckham is a Fag and This is The Bitch He Spent the Night Checkin Out Cuz She’s Discreet About Having a Cock
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Hungry Pelican Video
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Aria Giovanni Naked
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Penelope Cruz Topless Compilation
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Shoes for your inner slut
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Lots of Merkley Chicks
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Jenna Jameson Film Stalled Cuz Of Botched Vagina Surgery
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Kirsten Dunst in London With Her New Boyfriend
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Girls With Her Pants Down Video
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Angelica Bell is an Children’s Show Host Stripping for FHM
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Swimming Coach Beats his Swimming Daughter
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Vida Rap
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Some Chick’s Personal Pics
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Pantyhose VIdeo Peru
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Pam Anderson Tits
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Michelle Branch has a Stalker and It’s Not Me
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Another Pantyhose Video Peru
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Britney Spears Leaves Rehab Joke
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Britney Spears Hits The Town
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Kim Does Squats
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Walk Like a Supermodel
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Is Her Skirt Too Short
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Halle Berry Cleavage
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Hot Mini Skirt Video
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Superhot Chick Sunbathing
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Christina Aguilera is an Old Lady
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Local Montreal Swingers
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Paris Hilton’s Car Gets Repossessed
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Gosia Dowbrowolska Nude Clips
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11 String Mario Bros for you Virgins
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Hot Tit Flashing
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Abigail Clancy in GQ Magazine
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Bar Refaeli Bikini Pics
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Jessica Biel Layin Down Pics
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Meredith Vieira Falls on her Head
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Bikini Mud Wrestling
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Gina Philips Loves Seals
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Chick Fight
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Carmen Electra Strutting Her Stuff
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Lots of Beyonce New Music Video Action
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2007

30

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was walking down the street making fun of my friend’s male pattern baldness, when god struck down on me for being such a bad person in the form of some weird powder shit blowing in my eye and stinging harder than your VD, not that you’d have VD unless you paid for it. I thought it was some chemical warfare, you know Bin Laden taking North America Down Via Canada.

I went to the pharmacy, picked up an eye wash thing and started pouring this shit all over my face in the aisle. I am a little bit of a panicking pussy when it comes to getting shit in my eye, unless it is real shit than I am all for it. I have always loved scat.

Speaking of scat, here are my links a few hours late…


Gisele Look Alike Video
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Michelle Rodriguez Shoves Seaweed in her Bikini Bottoms
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Kelly Clarkson Covered Up on the Beach With Someone Who May or May Not Should Be
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Gemma Atkinson and Roxanne Pallett in Bikinis by the Pool
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Some Amateur Hot Chick Video
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Aussie Chick With Huge Tits Video
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Alessia Merz Naked
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Girls Gone Wild Collection
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Carmen Electra Milk on Tits
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Rose McGowan on Stripper Poles
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Pictures from the Set of a Porn
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Another Courtney Love Bikini Pic
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Paris Hilton is Going to Jail
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Drew Barrymore Bangs Chicks
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Fitness Model Skippin Rope
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Some Rare Marilyn Monroe Pics
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Jamie Hammer New Video
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A Good Ad Cuz It’s Got Bouncy Tit Action
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Maria Sharapova Tennis Upskirt
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Salma Hayek in Some Movie
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Lohan Without Her Bra
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Cheryl Tweedy Almost Flashes Her Box
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Cool Advertising in the Girl’s Bathroom…..My Favorite Place
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Classic Country Dance Video
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Hey Virgin this One’s For You
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Dita Von Tease Pictures
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Allegra Versace is Thin
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Video
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Some Videos To Watch….

Drunk Chick Video
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Massive Breast Sighting
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Bikini Music Video
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Creepy Bus Stalker
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Cancer Video Shows Bare Tit – Sad
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Short Cleavage Video
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Padge Has Cleavage Video
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Cleavage Shot Video
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Girl Shows Her Cleavage Video
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Ghetto Cleavage
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Tina Has Major Cleavage According to Her Friends
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Circle of Cleavage
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Girls Fight in Bikinis But I am More into the Donkey
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Hot Chicks on the Beach
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Georgian Slut Bikini Nip Slip
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2007

28

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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My computer fell on the ground today and almost ended my internet career. I was pretty pissed off because I have yet to seduce a woman on the internet like most people I know have. I don’t know what is stopping me, maybe it’s my impotency, maybe it’s my wife, but it’s probably because I know all girls on the internet are ugly. Hot chicks are too busy being hot…

There is nothing really wrong with ugly chicks from the internet, so don’t think I am shitting on your strategy to get laid. We all know that it’s your time and would rather see you with an ugly chick than being that dude who jerks off on the bus for highschool chicks.

Here are my links for the day, I think I am sick, Cuddles.

I want to watch Kate Moss Shower, Even If She Rarely Does It.
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Courtney Love Lookin’ Hot on The Beach and By Hot I Mean HIV Chic
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Scarlett Johansson Esquire Shoot Outtakes
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Some Dirty Movies of Sluts Getting Naked
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Sexy Webcam Video
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Some Girl Talking About Being a Topless Dancer
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Some Bitch Named Sunny Leonne Posing in the Tub
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Fleshflick – Public Sex
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Rod’s Stewart Son Sean Used To Jerk Off to Rachel Hunter
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Olsen’s Look For New Noses
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Some Webcam Girl Named Tila Tequila
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Heidi Klum Shopping
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Lohan on Drugs
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Girls Playing Table Tennis Video
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Boob Prank Video
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Nasty Bitch Named Miss Cris Talks About Shaving Her Cunt and Bores the Fuck Out of Me
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Christina Aguilera is Hot in Nylon
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Hairy Armpit Fetish
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Mangina Wrestles – Amazing…
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Amy Ferguson Pees in the Shower
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Michelle Marsh Topless in Maxim
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Fabiana Tambosi is Hot in Her Underwear
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Shaving Your Legs Picture
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Perez Hilton’s Yearbook Picture
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Celeb Nipslip Collection
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Chick Getting Off On Her Bike Seat Video
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Huge Tit Doctor’s Office Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some American Idol Slut Named Alaina Alexander Half Nude
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Changing Room Prank
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Lesbian Shaves Her Head in Her Bra
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Topless Bitch at Rio’s Carnivale Video
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Imgoen Bailey Hot Pics With Tits
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Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox Kiss On The Lips – As Sexy As You Kissing Your Granny on the Lips
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After Dinner Sex
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Gisele Modeling
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Some Slut Named Renata Maciel dos Santos in her Underwear
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Shilpa Shetty is from Big Brother UK and She is Showing Off Her Cunt
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Sophi Has Hairy Legs Video
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Jennifer Hudson is My Dream Girl
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Britney’s Bodyguard Pulls His Gun on a Photographer
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Shaving Cream Wrestling Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Dancing Black Guys Beat Each Other Up
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The Dahm Triplets are Trashy and Naked and Filmed by Dale Earnheardt in this VIdeo
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Claire Sweeney pulling Down Her Bikini
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Jess at the Beach Video
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UFC Champ Named Chuck – Falling Asleep in an Interview
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Some Sluts in a PETA Ad
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Some Porn Conference Pics
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Parek is From Eastern Europe and it Looks Fucking Hot
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Who is the Next Pussycat Doll Slut
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Girls Wrestle on the Beach
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Creepy Youtube Video
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The Virgin Joke Never Gets Old…You Need This To Help You Get Laid
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2007

27

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Today was a day for walking. I realize that I am getting pretty much no where with with the site. My stepdaughter asked me to get her tickets to see Bloc Party so I emailed the cocksuckers at Vice who told me there would be no way to get me on the list. Nice fucking people. I also came up with about 30 things to write about tonight but I forgot everything with all the fresh air taking away my bitterness, summer is coming, the bitches are out and I have to pee. I got a great email from a reader telling me that she is becoming a porn star because of me. It made me feel like the real jesus, making dreams come true and shit. That’s all I really have to say about that because I really have to pee and while I am doing that, check out my links that I found for you…

Paris Hilton’s Tits are Big – How?
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Thora Birch’s Dad Watches Her Bang on Set and Probably At Home
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Michelle Williams is Hot
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The Not so Hot Copy Girl You’d Probably Bang Cuz You Have No Standards
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Eva Green in Some Magazine Looking Hot
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Kelly Rowland and Eve have a New Music Video
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A Hot Peeping Tom Poolside Masturbation Video
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Rose McGowan has Great Tits
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Hot Aerobics Video
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Cars and Babes Video
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WebClassics: Sex Ed for Retards
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Foot Insertion Porn
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A Couple Having Sex on a Public Beach
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Elephant Anal Sex
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Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures
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LastNightsParty Video of SuperAdriana
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Meagan Good’s Got Cleavage
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Penthouse Pet Errica Campbell
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Live Sex on a Japanese Gameshow
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Live Sex on a Japanese Gameshow Part 2
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Nude Aerobics
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Petra Nemcova is Too Hot for James Blunt, but Lohan’s Not
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Some Saturday Night Football Skit With Some Football Guy and Kids
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Prince William Groping Some Chick’s TIt
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Some Loser Sings About Evolution
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Lohan Likes Old Men
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Vida Guerra Reveals Her Beauty Mark on Her Box
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Natalia Bush in Matrix Magazine
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Kirsten Dunst and Her New Rocker Boyfriend
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UK Singer Myleene Klaas in a Bikini
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The Britney Spears Mob
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Hilary Duff Pretending She’s Got Tits
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Tony Parker Music VIdeo – French Rap is Cool
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Highspeed Car Bowling
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A 3 Year Old Talks About Monsters
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LastNightsParty With Sluts All Over the Motherfucker
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UK Playboy Cybergirls VIdeo
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WebClassic – Blind Date With a Crackhead
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Joanna Krupa in Playboy
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LastNightsParty at SXSW
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Beach Boys – God Only Knows from 1978
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Katie Lohmann in Fishnets
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Pierced Celebs
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CobraSnake Turns LastNightsParty
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Some Eliza Dushku Lookin’ Slutty
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Virgins Need Pussy Too… This Will Help
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2007

26

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Today has been an exciting day of not being allowed to vote because I am not on the voter’s list and only finding that out after waiting in line for over 45 minutes. Today has been about trying to get money from my wife to buy a cigar but not finding any in her purse, but I did find a lot of empty chocolate bar wrappers. Today has been about going trying to coordinate a bowling game with my homeless friends, but no one can afford to pay for me…

Today has been a good day and I am happy to be alive. To celebrate I have found you these links so click on the motherfuckers…

Anna Nicole Simpson’s Autopsy Results
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Star Jones Bikini Pics
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Hefner’s WIfe Wearing a Classy Dress to His Birthday Party
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Some Hot Ass in the Gym QUICKIE
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An Almost Slutty Music Video
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Some Spring Break Whore
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Britney Spears is Out
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Fetish Videos of the Day – GIrls With Balloons
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Hilary Duff Gets More and More Duffgusting With Age
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Britney Spears Vs Jessica Simpson is a Stupid Fucking Video
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Jennifer Lopez Being Slutty in U-Turn
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Some Internet Pornstar Named Wifey Masturbating
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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Sandra Bullock Sex Scene
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Some Hot Photoshoot Video with Some Bitch Named Hyacinthe
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Some Slut Named Francine Dee Video
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Some Slut Named Kayla Cole
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Some Slut Named Ava Devine Showing Off Her Retardedly Huge TIts
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Some Slut Named Sabrina Rojas On The Beach
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Some Slut Named Uma Thurman’s Thong Whale Tail
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Some Slut Named Natalie Portman’s Sex Scene That Sucks
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Some Slut Named Danielle Lloyd
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Some Slut Named Evelyn Lory
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Some Slut Named Paris Hilton Making Out with Hugh Hefner
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Some Slut Named Abigail Clancy Bikini Pictures
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Some Slut Named Bianca Gascoigne With a Friend and Tits
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Some Slut Named Reon Kadena
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Some Slut Named Barbara Stoyanoff
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Some Slut Named Emilia Attias
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Jessica Biel’s Dog Sniffs Her Crotch When She’s on the Rag
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Some Teens Fucking in the Park
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Some Guy Hits a Girl and Gets Struck by God’s Vengeance or a Cab Driver..
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Julia Roberts is Pregnant and Getting Gas
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Some Pole Dance Video
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Michelle Marsh in Maxim
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Some Angelina Jolie Crotch Comic
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Some Neil Young VIdoe
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Some Britney Spears Blowjob Links
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Meet The Pussy Cat Doll Contestants
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Nylon TV Makes Shitty Hipster Videos
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Some Naked DJ
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Scarlett Johannson in Vogue
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Miss USA Camel Toe
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Brianna Frost has an INSANE Ass
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The Best of Miss Hooter’s 2007
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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A drunk cop Beats Up a Bar Tender
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2007

24

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I said I would do the stepLINKS and I did them and that isn’t really saying much since you don’t actually click the fucking links. It’s like I scour the fucking internet lookin for decent shit to link up fo no fucking reason and I guess that’s pretty much the story of my life. I am slowly coming to terms with it because last night, with 19 cents to my name I asked some random chick outside a club for a quarter to call my stepdaugther who lost her key because my cell phone broke line and told her about the website and to email me for her quarter back. She hadn’t heard of me but told me how amazing Perez is. I still took her quarter then called my friend Jimmy the Rapist to notify him of this golden lead….I told him she’d be easy cuz she’s wasted and that she’d never be able to identify him in the police line-up….

I don’t actually have a friend named Jimmy the Rapist who rapes people on call, but I don’t think think you can rape a Perez Hilton reader because they allow themselves to get raped by him daily and still go back for more. I don’t know where I am goin’ with this but I do know that I have steplinks. so click em. Cuddles.

Mary Kate Olsen Smokin’ For Horny Lohan Wanker
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Mary Kate Olsen’s Got Fat Legs
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Elisha Cuthbert Photoshoot Pictures With Tit
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Some Rachael Ray Making Sexy Noises While Eating Video
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Hot Ass Bootyshake Video That Isn’t That Hot At All…
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Girls Smelling the Door Knob Knockout Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lame Chicks Stuffing Their Bras and Dancing Proving that they Are Lame
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Dry Sex Video Of the Day
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Bridget Moynahan is a Bitch I’ve Never Heard of Who is Pregnant But I’d Still Fuck if my Penis Worked
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Christina Aguilera – Before and After her Concert Looking Like a Whore – The Way I Like My Women
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Spring Break Tit Flash Video
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Girls in the Ladies Room Video
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Lena Headey Nude in 300 and Hot
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Tommy Lee Used to Massage His Mom’s Feet
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Old J-Lo Bikini Pics Where She Actually Looked Hot
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Flickr Erotic Photography
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I’ve Jerked Off to this Queen Latifah Pic 10 Times, Ok, That’s a Lie, But If I Could I would.
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Britney is Out of Rehab and Out at a Club
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Some Chick Named Bri’s Crazy Fucking Ass
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Named Sexy Bubble’s Crazy Fucking Ass Trying to Upstage Bri
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Fleshflicks – Lesbians at Work
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Hot Bitches at the Dukes of Hazard DVD Release Party
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Some Chick Named Elsa Pataky in a Bikini and Topless. It all looks the same.
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This Video is Called Rough College Sex
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Maxim Photoshoot Video
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Big Brother Boob Massage Video
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Asian Chick in the Produce Section
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hayden Pannettiere is My Kind of Slut But She’s Getting TOo Old
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Drunk Guy Humping the Wall
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Some American Idol Chick Named Haley Scarneto Performing
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Allison Angel Running and Naked and Hot
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High School GIrl Dance Routine
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Guy on Drugs Calls a TV Show
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Halle Berry Cleavage Worth Lookin At If you Have Nothing Better to Do
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Girls Mounting Each Other
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Fat Booty Shaking Video to Throw Up On
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This Video Was Sent into Me and I Didn’t Watch It But You Should
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Lookin Good Sweetheart in Video
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This will get you laid if you aren’t a total fucking loser. But I have a Feeling you are a Total Fucking Loser, So don’t bother clicking…
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Kelly Brook in Leather
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Best Video on Youtube That Sucks Video
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Never Enough Dry Sex VIdeo With Hot Slut Melissa who Really Isn’t That Hot
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Lisa Marie Scott Bikini
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