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2007

21

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t really know what to say other than that I didn’t leave my house all day. I guess that’s what drinking does to me. I was fucking wrecked all day, thinking I was going to die because I am pretty sure I smoked 4 cigars and inhaled every single one of them last night while wasted. Rumor has it that that isn’t good for you…..

I found out on Oprah that if I would gain an inch on my dick for every 35 lbs I lose…that would have been inspiring if my dick actually worked and I could take advantage of that news, instead, I am just going to keep eating french fries and pie….

Lastly, I am thinking about starting a weekly party in Montreal. Let me know if you come get drunk for Jesus Martinez if you were passing through. I wouldn’t actually go to my own night because I wouldn’t want to get shot or stabbed by people like this:

From: WILL4@HOUSTON.RR.COM
Subject: see you soon!
Date: May 21, 2007 1:42:04 AM EDT (CA)
To: info@drunkenstepfather.com

you will go to hell when you die! racist piece of shit! cracker ass faggot! i’ll be seeing you! if you know what i mean! remember, remember the 5th of june! see ya tuesday!

It was a holiday here today and families everywhere were having BBQ’s and enjoying the nice weather, we don’t have a backyard so my wife went over to my neighbor’s house to watch Star Trek movies because my neighbor is a virgin like you and I am hoping she ends up falling in love with him and leaving me, but we’ll see it was just their first or second date and I am sure dude hasn’t pulled his dick out yet…

On that note, here are my links…CUDDLES….

Insane woman fakes hit and run
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No love for Jodie Marsh
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Lohan drinks straight from the bottle –
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Washed up Janice Dickenson pussy
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Megan Fox sunbathing VIdeo
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Convenient store owner ties robber up with garbage bags
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Lohan at Chanel fashion show
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Looking good sweetheart
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Pete Doherty before heroin
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Win Clay Aiken’s clothes, cause that’s such a prize –
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College party girls making out
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Lohan steals from a friend –
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Cam girl dances to heavy metal
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Asian School Girls –
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LNP Last Night’s Lesbian Moment
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Prague girl can’t afford underwear –
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Rock ‘n’ roll refugees, heavy metal in Baghdad –
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Detailed jack off gesture
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Awkward falling pole dancer
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World record squirter
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Fun in the park with Yana –
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Lohan’s baby rat music video –
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Vote for bastardly’s sexiest woman of 2007 –
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Lohan Behind the Scenes Photoshoot VIdeo
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Kelly Osbourne looking fatter than ever
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Woman farts in yoga
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Calum Best Describes Sex with Lohan
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Interview With Some Reality TV Show Fitness Guy named Jesse Brune
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Sarah Connor Camel Toe
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Michael Jackson’s Stuff Going on Auction Sneak Peak
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Guide to Sexy Swimwear
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Catherine Bell’s Big Tits Have a New Show
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Water Cooler Video
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Beyonce Topless For New Album
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Weird Asian Picture
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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts in Cannes
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Some Internet Predator’s Webcam Show
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Crazy Gay Latvian Video
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Use This o Get Laid….
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Photo Bucket Posing
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2007

18

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I think my computer is broken because it turns off on it’s own, which may be a good thing because I am too lazy to turn it off myself. It’s like telling me to stop fucking touching it and that is a feeling I am used to, because every girl I ever got with, even when paying them, would usually tell me to stop touching them. I didn’t like that stop me from doing my links though, it just took my hours instead of the 3-7 minutes it usually takes me. That’s how hard I work for you….

It is a long weekend in Canada and DJ AM is playing at some LAME fucking club here, I heard it on the radio. My goal is to get into that party for free and give him a shirt that says “GAYER THAN BICYCLE SHORTS” in hopes that he will take a picture for the site. I am a 15 year old girl like that. Reality is that I will probably not end up going because leaving my shithole apartment kinda scares me.

Here are my links…

Insane 14 Year Old Likes Sex
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Britney’s Got Some Fucked Up Hair and Takes Laxatives Because She Does Heroin
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Amy Winehouse gets Married and Wears and Bikini TOp
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Myleen Klass Bikini Pictures
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101 Hottest Tattooed Women in the World
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Nicole Kidman Naked in her New Movie
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Hollywood’s Hottest Moms
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Ana Beatriz Barros Does H+M Catalog in a Bikini
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Amateur Sex in Front of the Mirror
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John Stamos has a Freakishly Weird Belly Button
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Free Paris on your Chest
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Mischa Barton’s Early Years..
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A Band Called Placebo Called Out to their Fans to Make Videos of them Singing Their New Song, They Put it All Together and This is The New Video
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This is the New Bionic Woman
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Nude Dating SHow
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Amazing Condom Ad
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Vagina Art..
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Bai Ling Wears a White Bikini in Cannes
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Big Photobucket Tits
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Rapper Cam’ron Video Response to some Hip Hop Drama
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Peruvian Mayor Candidate Attacks TV Host
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Vintage Vibrator
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The Mangina that Scared Me
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Advice For Paris Hilton From a Whore
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Celebrities Giving the Finger but not the kind of Finger I Like
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Rugby Team Checking Their Balls for Testicular Cancer
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Sexy Soccer Video
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How an Idiot Removes a Loose Tooth
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Hot Candid Pics of Chicks Out and About
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The Hottest Whores in Horror
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Paris Hilton Drops her Appeal and Goes to Jail for 23 Days – Amazing…
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Britney Spears has Hard NIpples
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Photobucket Lesbian Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Posing
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Asian Chick in Virgin Gorda in a Bikini, Travel Videos are my New Porn
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Sung Hi Lee is Naked and Asian
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Nancy Odell is a MBILF and Want Ill Mitch Video at the Bottom of Page…
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Watch Howard the Duck Movie
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Depressing but Funny Tattoo
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Photobucket Ass
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Lame Teddy Bear Sex
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Last Night’s Party Does Big Tits
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She Hates Cum on her Face
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Fake Drugged Up Asian Sex That Looks Kinda Real To Me
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Sex in the Changing Room – NSFW
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Ryan Seacrest Ruined American Idol This Week
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Use this to get pussy
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2007

17

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am result 99 in Google for the search term “black girl” shitting, I don’t think that means I’ve made it but it’s still a fucking accomplishment. I am also result number 19 for girlfriend fucking the dog and even though I wonder what kind of sick fuck looks up that kind of shit, I’m glad to know they ended up here.

I am listening to LCD Soundsystems new album. I got the record label to send it into me because my youngest stepdaughter is a hipster in training and went to the show last week and had a good time. In trying to keep my non-existant hipster readers happy, here’s their video called North American Scum

You can check their website here and their myspace here .

Now you can click on the rest of my links because that’s what I do them for…


Dita Von Tease Flashes her Cunt
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Worlds Fattest Man is over 1000 Pounds
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Daring Bikini Party Because These Girls are Prety Much Naked…Video
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Pictures From the Maxim Hot 100 Party Featuring All Kinds of Famous Sluts
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Calum Best is Bored with Lohan
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Megan Fox is Pretty Fucking Hot
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Jodi Marsh for her New Show in Video
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Sarah Shahi Talks About Her Sex Scene With Tony Soprano and Looks Like a Girl I’d Like To Watch Having Sex
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Some Crazy Bitch Doesn’t Handle Getting Arrested Very Well
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Backstage with Lingerie Models Videos
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Heidi Klum Topless for Jordache
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Here’s the Winner of America’s Next Top Model Jaslene Gonzalez Lookin’ Fucking Disgusting
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One Piece bathing Suit Wrestle
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Some Total Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Named Beth Ditto is Doing Vogue and Looks Fucking Good Sweetheart in these Pics
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Iranian Man Whipped Brutally for Drinking 2 Beers
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Rebecca Romijn Looking Hot in a La Perla Ad
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Paris Hiding from the Paparazzi
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Drug Dealer to the Stars Tells All…
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Kellis Panty Upskirt
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Simpson’s Chest Competition
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Some Dude Let’s People Slap Him Cuz He Thinks It’s Funny
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Kid Finds an Amazing Way to Not Get Busted By His Parents. It is Funny.
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Panty Stain Licker Video – Gross
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lesbians in the Sky
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Kylie is a Slut Video
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Some Not So Hot Chick Fight
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Wooden Sex Toy For Your As Homo
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Jerry Seinfeld Promoting His New Movie in a Pretty Humiliating Way
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Jessica Alba in her Underwear for Some Movie Called Good Luck Chuck
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Some Chick Named Jackie Guerrido’s Big Old Tits
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Girl’s Skirt Gets Ripped Off
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Webcam at It’s Finest!
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Sexy Hellicopter Video for You
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Monkey and Dog Vs Kids in this Japanese Game Show
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Some Dude’s Girl in her Underwear
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Britney’s Rehab Boyfriend Goes back to Rehab
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Tara Reid Showing Off Her Back and Not Her Vagina
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Topless Fake Tit Wrestling
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Lohan at the Maxim 100 Party
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Drunk Teens in the Shower, I May Have Linked it Before – But I will Do It Again
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Skirting Video
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Throwback Mak Fox Does Lil Markie for Jesus
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10 Ways to Piss off Your Woman
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Caitlyn Vs Liz Bikini Brawl
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Lohan For Radar Magazine with Video
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Demi Moore is Busting Ashton Kutcher’s Balls
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NYC Sex Party Video
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I’ve Linked This Chick’s Shitty Videos Of Her Bad Songs and Attempt at Being Hot So Many Times Already, I figured I had No Choice But to Give you this One…There’s More Panty in it than Usual
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50 Cent on Oprah and Imus
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The Perfect Ass Video
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Amy WInehouse To Marry Her Pete Doherty Impersonator of a Boyfriend
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Use this Spray To Get Laid
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2007

16

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So i read that Stavros was slamming Petra Nemcova so I wrote him a text message because I have his number….

Good job on baggin’ Petra Nemcova, bitch is fucking hot. Too bad everytime you fuck her you have to think about James Blunt having condomless sex with her, even though he did make me cry with his Goodbye My Lover Song…

I got no answer so I did my links instead…Click them….


Crazed Woman Loses Her Mind on the Phone to a Telemarketer
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Some Chick Going Crazy Getting a Tattoo
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Bruce Willis is Banging Some 23 Year Old Playmate
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Jodie Marsh Dressed Pretty Naked for the Photocall of her New Show Where She Looks for a Husband
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Cameron Diaz Titty Slip on Ellen
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Reinie is the FHM GIrl of the Day and She’s Hot
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Wear Scarlett Johannson’s Chest…I Mean On Your Chest…
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Britney Spears Photoshopped and Topless for her Website Fan Letter
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Avirl Lavigne Topless in Blender
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Sales Girl Loses Her Skirt Prank
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Vintage Jessican Alba and Scarlett Johannson Pic
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Some Asian Chick Named Bony does a Weird Fucking Dance in a Tight Shirt
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There’s been a crackdown on radio hosts for being too racy.. Comedian Patrice Oneal Defends Funny…I’d do the same if people thought I was funny….
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Belly Dancing Video Number 9 from a Lookin’ Godo Sweetheart
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Kate Moss Making Out With My Favorite Person Pete Doherty
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Oprah’s Disgusting Feet
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Britney’s Nipple Ring Titty Scratch…
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Kelly Osborne and Kimmy Stewart
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Justin Timberlake Kissing Jessica Biel
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Clown Blowing Up Lady’s Skirts with a Fan
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Here’s a Crazy Woman Having a Crazy Freakout on the Street….
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Mom Dancing
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2 Girls Dancing in the Kitchen
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Charlize Theron Showing Off Her Body
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jole Threesome Rumor
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Unsuccessful Helicopter Take Off
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Teri Hatcher Panty Upskirt
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Busy Phillipps in Stuff Magazine Looking Hot
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Drunk College Chicks Flashing the Camera
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Katherine McPhee’s Boyfriend is an Old Bald Man
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Video Called Naked Yoga That Isn’t Naked But Still Hot
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Hip Roll / Belly Dancing Video Because Girls Like Dancing on Youtube
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Sluts Doing Yoga in Bikinis
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Girl Gets Pushed into the Fountain at the Mall
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Some Chick in Boston Showing Off Her Fat Tits in a Creepy Amateur Porn Style Video
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Virginie Gone Wild…Is a Youtube Video of a Bitch in a Thong
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Indian Chick and Her Big Tits Doing an Exotic Dance
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Asian Dancer Video
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Some Girls Who Think They Are Giving a Sexy Workout Video
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A Fat Belly Dance
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Disgusting Crackwhore Goes Off On Cops
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Angry Black Woman Video
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Some Chick Showing How Flexible She Is…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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You Need Sex, I need Money, Good Deal Cuz This Works
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2007

16

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So it looks like I actually do make people famous:

Hey Brother. How you doin’? I wrote you a while back about my girl RYDER SKYE and sent in some pics. Well with the help of the Drunken Stepfather she has been getting getting porn work like crazy. Every since you put her pics up she has gotten one of the top porn agents in L.A. and has already worked on several websites and films for some big companies and is getting more calls everyday. Thanks man, couldn’t have done it without you. If anyone wants to check her shit out they can go to her myspace account (name is RYDER SKYE). Your the King!

-Bob Screamer

I feel like he’s lying to me to get another post about her out there. Since I have nothing better to say and he’s sucking up to me and I like hearing people suck up to me…He got it.

Now click my links asshole….

Bridal Boxing Video
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Lohan Hanging with a Mini Britney
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Britney Spears – New Wig – No Bra
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Fergie’s New Video In Her Underwear and Singing and Ass Shots and Shit
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Jessica Alba in GQ Looking Good
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Jenna Jameson for FHM Posing Like the Slut She Is
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Midget Running from the Cops
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Bird Flies into a Jet Engine and Forces an Emergency Landing…So It’s Not Just a Myth…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Carmen Electra in a White Bikini
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Kate Middleton Pink Panty Upskirt
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Renee Zellweger Lookin’ Like a Clown and not the kind I want to Fuck…
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Aishwarya Rai Wet in Some Movie Clip….
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Lesbian Scene in an Asian Movie
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Celebrity Embarrassing Beach Moments..
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Lesbian Photobucket…
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Same Girl Proving She Isn’t a Lesbian….
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Alicia Silverstone is Knocked Up Cuz Someone Busted Nut in Her… Poor Bastard….
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Some Punk KId Punches Some Chick in the Face
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Petra Nemcova is Banging Stavros…
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How to take out a guy coming at you with a gun…hand to hand combat is the future…
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Two Chicks from CamWithHer Getting it On Together (Look Down and Right for Player)
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Terri Hatcher on Lois and Clark Being Sexy
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Idiots Throw Darts at Their Friend’s Ass Cuz They are So Crazy..At Least They Think They Are…
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Some Chick Stripping on Webcam Because That’s What Webcams are For…If you are a girl…I just said …THAT’S WHAT WEBCAMS are for…
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Hayden Panettiere Gets Tickled.
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Hot Asian Girl of the Week – Fumina Hara
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Photobucket Vibrator Video
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Jessica Simpson Look Alike Giving a BJ – NSFW – There is Penis…
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FHM’s 100 Sexiest Uncensored….
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Sanjaya from American Idol Performs with Drag Queens….
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Some Singers with Cameltoe, Nipslips and Other Exciting Stuff…
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Jessica Biel Pictures from Vaniety Fair
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Impressionists Piss Me Off I Don’t Know Why But I Have Probably Written About It Somewhere in the Archives…Here is an Impressionist doing Cosby, Kramer, Ray Romano…It is as Fun as I Just Made It Sound…
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Some Chick Named Neriah Davis Posing Naked
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The Game Humiliated On a Dating Show Before He is Famous
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If you haven’t seen it yet…Breakdancers Kick the Shit Out of a Kid
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Horny Swamp Monster Sex That is Dirty, NSFW and Fucking WEIRD as FUCK
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Hip Hop Person Named Lil Cease Getting Naked…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Driving her Naked Self Around in a Convertible.
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Celebrities Vs the Paparazzi – More on Lohan Running Down Some Dude
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Some Fat Assed Chick Walks Upstairs With a Bottle Stuck Between Here Ass Cheeks, That’s How I used to Store my Cigars…
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Sienna Miller’s Sex Scene in that Warhol Movie That You May Have Seen But Should Watch Again
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Big ball Sex that is NSFW but so retarded you HAVE to See It..
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Use this to get Pussy
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2007

14

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to the synagogue today because a friend offered me 20 dollars to help him pick up some props from a wedding that went on last night. My friend works for some event company that rents out shit like tables and chairs and other things that the Jewish people of the world use to make their synagogue wedding unique. We couldn’t get in the front door so we tried sneaking in the garage where we were confronted by some Jewish wife with a can of mace who thought we were out to rob her or some shit. Once my friend sorted it all out, we ended up inside to witness girls trying on clothes for a Jewish fashion show and a couple of young Jewish soon to be wives planning weddings of their own…It was all a very spiritual experience….what did you do today? I hope it involved clicking on my links….


Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manillo On the Beach…in Bathing Suits…Being Boring
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The Pussycat Doll Bitch on the Beach in a Bikini – I think I linked this already
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Cameron Diaz Slutty At The Beach
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Vote for FHM’s Digital Darlings Competition, Because Hot Chicks on the Internet Are Accessible…and Accessible Means You Can Sexually Harass them on Myspace…
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Sarah Silverman Posing in Maxim
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Vanessa Lorenzo Photoshoot Video
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Some Kid Let’s His Dog Hump Him Cuz He’s a Pervert
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Gisele Buying a Used Lamp Cuz She’s Cheap
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Old Ladies Fight Video
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Christina Aguilera in Italian Vogue
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Crazy Japanese Wrestling
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Christina Aguilera and the Mother She Will Look Like in 20 Years….Together…
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Kim Wilde is the Perfect Girl Video
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Scottish Guards Get Drunk and Let it all Hang Out
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Chick Fight in the Driveway
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Jessica Simpson Rockin’ Out Hard at a Club
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Mary Kate Olsen’s Idea of a Sexy Rib Exposing Top
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Pamela David Nude Pics
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Britney Changes Her KId’s Diapers on the Side of the Road
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Ugly Betty Gets Paid 10,000,000 Dollars For Her Ugly Teeth
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Leonard Nimoy Nude Photography
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Some Creepy Guy Loves His Food Way Too Fucking Much
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4 Out of 5 Doctors Agree that Joe Francis is an Asshole. Girls Gone WIld Update
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Marilyn Manson’s Real Sex Video That I think I Posted Already….
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Some Kid Tackles some Street Performer on Stilts…
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Hot pole Vaulting Chick
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Bansky Exposed
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Bulgarian Fish Market
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Webcam Chick Dancing Topless
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Some Chick Interviews People on the Street With Her Tit Hanging Out
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Stupid Movie Death Scenes
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An Interview with Gym Class Heroes Because Chicks Like Them and You Like Chicks
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Chicks Jerking Off a Horse
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Kelly Clarkson is Fat and Having a Heart Attack on Stage….
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Reese Witherspoon Telling Off The Paparazzi
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Some Teen Cam Chick Posing Gallery
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Big Tits Playing Tennis
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Chocolate Jesus
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Carrot Top Update
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Keira Knightley Gets Undressed by 2 Dudes
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Lilly Allen’s Fat Nipples
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Lohan is Being Sued for Running Over a Photographer Who Was Trying to Take Pictures of Her to Sell and Not Give her a Cut Of the Money…
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Hot American Apparel Ad
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Public Sex Video
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The World’s 10 Worst Mothers
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Sign-Up For a Free Blowjob
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A reader’s T-Shirt Company
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2007

11

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to the strippers tonight, because that’s what I do, and because a friend of mine had landed some money recently from some accident settlement from years ago that just came through. He hasn’t given us any real details on the accident, but I am pretty sure he was molested by his priest. Either way, dude took us out, he didn’t buy us lap dances because he’s not that generous. Nothing really happened that is worth talking about, there were girls in stupid outfits and lingerie who got naked and ignored our harassment and avoided our group because we all look like fucking hurtbags. It was pretty standard and I am drunk and I know that’s not really surprising. I still found a way to do my links. That’s just how professional I am – motherfuckers…


Some Hot Girl Farts On Random People’s Faces on the Street
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Salma Hayek has Huge Milk Filled Tits
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Hot Angelina Jolie Commercial
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Fergie Working Out To Motivate all you Fat Fucks
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Jumpen is Some Dance That’s Big in the Netherlands…
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Cameron Diaz Watches Some Sex Show Cuz Her Biological Clock is Ticking…
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Jenny McCarthy Gives Sex Advice While Dressed Sexy
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Kate Moss Yoga Statue May Turn You On
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Lohan’s Belly Button Ring In Action
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Kate Middleton Panty Upskirt
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Former Miss Nevada Hospitalized for Partying
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Joanna Krupa Naked for PETA
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Maria Menounos Golfing Like a Slut
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Britney’s Back Up Dancer is Paid to Say She’s Hot
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Evangeline Lilly Hot on Kimmel Last Night
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Gemma Atkinson Takes Her Tits for a Swim Bikini Pics
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Funny Prank on some Jesus Loving’ Public Access Call in Show
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Some Cam Girl Let’s Us Know The Truth About Online Porn…if you care….
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Amateur Teen Dancing on Cam
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Photobucket Vagina
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LastNight’s Party Gets Some Chick to Walk Arond in Her Bra and Underwear
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Jack Osborne Does CobraSnake Party Cuz He’s a Cunt
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Some Chick Named Codi Milo Naked and Posing
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61 Year Old Phone Sex Operator
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Really Fucking Hot Photobucket Chick
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Gang of Monkeys Initiate a Member in the Bathroom
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Miss July Wins Playmat of the Year Video
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Dane Cook Sucks and These People Know It and Prove It…
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Funny Pornstar Fight….Cuz Porn Chicks are Knows for being Stable
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Some Guy Confronts His Crazy Girlfriend and the Guy She Cheated With
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Melanie Griffith Lookin’ Fucking Haggard in the Knees
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Best Air Sex Video of All Time
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Teen Pimped Herself at her Mom’s at Home Daycare
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Real Life Swingers in their 60s in Action
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Some Hot Sluts in this Music Video
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One of those Caption This Moments I Hate, But Laughed At
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Rachel Bilson Out With Her Homo Boyfriend From Star Wars in Shorts
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Some Chick Named Melanie Slade in Picture
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Amandah Berkowski Sends in Another Piece of Shit Video of Her Trying to Be Sexy While Singing Her Shitty Songs Badly…
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Melina Sarchese Argentine Playmate Posing….
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Girl Doesn’t Like The Taste of This Dude (NSFW)
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No Sex For Eva Longoria
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Hot Chick Taking a Bath
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Some Dude’s Hairy Wife
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Hot Adriana Lima Video
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Kate Moss Saved Lilly Allen’s Life…Unfortunately…
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Some Photobucket Chick I think is Fake
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You are Virgin, Or You Are In a Sex Slump. Girls Sense That And Don’t Like Guys Who Don’t Get Pussy – This Will Help
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2007

09

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am pretty late on my stepLINKS today, I guess that could be because I am a pretty bad fucking blogger, but it could also be because I post every fucking link I’ve visited today for all you assholes to feel like we are sitting together in a coffee shop surfing the internet together while holding hands, homo.

I didn’t mean to depress all your fucks in the last post, it was written before I went on my nightly walk. I figure that since I don’t have a car, I sweat and my heart races just when I blog, it may be time for me to start trying to walk off the fat that I have landed being married to a pig.

I think this turn in my life will open lots of doors, now that I’ll be able to fit through them without having to turn sideways….

In all seriousness, I am not all that bad, but since I feel like shit everyday and want to have a 7 day drinking binge by the end of the summer – I figure I need to start training…

Some corporate assholes train for marathons, some chachi’s train for pussy, I want to train for binge drinking at 37 years of age…

Today I made it down the block, tomorrow is my day off, but even when I am training, I found the time to made a huge list of links, so click them….NOW.


Sign This Petition Addressed To Gov. Schartznegger To Keep Paris In Jail…PLEASE
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Lohan Showing Off Her Freckled Stomach
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Kate Lawler Picture Moment
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Fat Kelly Clarkson Performing on the Today Show
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Oktoberfest Upskirt Video
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Beyonce’s Wet T-Shirt For Vibe
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FleshFlick – Sex With a Real Estate Agent
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Some Chick Named Selena Spice In Her Underwear and Getting Dressed on Cam
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Rosie O’Donnell To Host the Price Is Right
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Christina Aguilera Allure Photoshoot Video
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Alessandra Ambrosio and Friends Do GQ
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Jade Jagger is Flashing Her Ass
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George Bush Winking at the Queen, Cuz He Wants To Get Fresh With Her – Pervert…
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Insane Sucker Punch VIdeo – Cuz Some People are Assholes
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The Rest of the Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Bikini Pics With The Top Off
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Celebrity Upskirt Collection
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Danielle Lloyd – Hot Girl Pictures
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Chicks Having a Piss, Puke and Poop Contest
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Spanish Model Minerva Portillo in Bikini
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Amanda Beard Will Be Naked in Playboy
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Christina Aguilera Parties in Southbeach
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Girls Getting Shot is the Weirdest Fucking Fetish – This Shit Breeds School Shooters
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I’ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts Cams Girl With INSANE Huge Tits
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K-Fed Gets on Stage in Kentucky and Offers Up His Seed to the Crowd
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Heather Graham Buying Coffee Cuz That’s What People Do
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One Legged Dancer
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Keira Knightley Doesn’t Shower Enough
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Cate Blanchett Looks Fucking Hot
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Kirsten Dunst Thinks She’s Taking Period Family Portraits at the Town Fair or Someshit in this Clown Costume
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Dude Sticks His Dick in the Wrong Hole – Accidentally – Obviously – NSFW
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Some Chick Named Kathy Lee – Playing in the Mud
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Holly Valance Picture Moment
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Keeley Hazell Sweaty Workout Video
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Liv Tyler Grabbing Kurkova’s Tit
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Fire Hydrant Flip
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Hot Spanish GQ Pics
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Cop Throws a Girl Down Hard
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Some Chick Named Holy Getting Naked
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MTV Movie Awards Presenters List
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Shakira Hot in a Purple Wig For a New Video
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Marilyn Manson’s New Video With Some Gothic Sex Scene That Isn’t Hot
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Some Pics of Some Chick Touring With The Pussycat Dolls Named Danity Kane Partying
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Annie Lennox’s Daughter is 16 and Sent this Party Invite to 30 friends…Slut
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Hot on TV Bootyshake
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Paris and Nicole Quotes in Harper’s Bazaar that Hasn’t Hit Newstands Yet
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Britney Was Raped – I am Waiting For Video Proof
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Someone Called 911 on Britney in San Diego…Listen Here….
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NSFW – 70s Porn Clip Called – The Dangers of DP
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Jessica Simpson Got Into the Wrong Limo Last Night Cuz She’s Dumb
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Some Idiot Gets His Ex Wife’s Name Tattoo Sanded Off
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A Whole Lot of Nude Pics that are Artistic
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Rachel Bilson Drinks Jamba Juice
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One of my Reader’s Got Molested By This Middle School Teacher – Girl On Girl Good times…
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Sylvester Stalone on Vacation With His Family… I think He’s Taking His Career a Little Too Seriously
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Buy This Spray For Sex
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2007

07

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t really remember what I did today. I was pretty burnt out. I accidentally ate liquid paper and thought I was dying, but realized that everytime I did street drugs, I was probably consuming a hell of a lot worse household products than shit they give little kids in school. I still decided to sleep it off, but that doesn’t mean I was too busy for my links…But first read what I wrote to Kimmy Stewart on Myspace, before it got deleted….

Kimmy,

You’ve probably never heard of me, but I like to tell people that I am famous on the internet because it is overcompensation for my small penis and shitty life.

I just listened to your song – When I Make Love I Was Thinking of You….

I wanted to ask if you wrote that to your liver while banging Joe Francis, because that fucker wronged you by being diseased and incapable of processing your booze, forcing you to make irrational decisions, like raw dogging him and landing you Herpes?

Just curious! Can’t Wait to see the video. Hit me up sometime.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Now here are my links….


Turns Out Kimmy Stewart is a Singer and This is Her Demo Song
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Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson in a Bikini
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Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller having Fun On Set
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Paris Hilton and Her Mom Talk About Her Going to Jail on Video
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A Whole Lot of Celebrity Ass
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Maggie Gyllenhaal Breastfeeds in Public
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Intense Cameltoe Video
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Penelope Cruz Sex Scene
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Petra Nemcova Side Tit Shot
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Sofia Loren’s Huge Old Tits
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Some Photographer with Nude Pics I Like – He’s Mexican
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Pete Wentz Opened a Club in NYC and His Marketing Campaign is that you Can Have Sex in the Bathroom because he only has Sex with Ashlee Simpson while in the bathroom taking a shit, she’s hasn’t quite got hot enough for the bed….Here’s a Video of The Club Bathroom…
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The 2 Sides of Fergie
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David Beckham Gaying Out Hard at a Soccer Game
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Hasslehoff is Banned From Seeing his Kids because of the Drunk Video
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Remember Rachel Bilson, Here She Is Lookin’ Hot
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Highschool Food FIght
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Some Girl Named Fancine Dee Shaking Her Ass on Camera at a Party…
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Tyra Banks in a Bikini for Shape Magazine
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Tyra Banks in NYC Lookin’ Like Shit, Not Just Because She’s Brown…
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Melanie Griffith is Lookin’ Busted and Old, Like a Catcher’s Mitt
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Ty from Extreme Home Makeover Got Arrested
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Anna Nicole Unseen Interview about Prescription Drugs
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Amateur Party Girls Getting Naked
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Geek Porn that Isn’t That Geeky
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The Orgasm Gun Performance Video
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Rachel Bilson Topless Sex Scene
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Some Czech Model Naked and Posing
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Guy Takes a Fake Piss on People on the Lazy River Ride at the Waterpark
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – NSFW
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Amazing Cutting Off Panty Video
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Paris Smoking a Joint at Coachella
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Kimberly Stewart in Her Underwear Posing
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Little Kid Playing With a Cobrasnake, Not the Hipster Kind…
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Some Cam Girl Named Luna All Naked and Doing Cam Girl Things
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Eva Longoria Dresses Like Hayden Panettiere
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Hayden Panettiere Showing Off Her Huge Guns
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Claire Danes Showing Off Her Fat Tits…and by Fat Tits I Mean Non Existent Tits
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I may have linked this one already, but it is The Superficial Friends Cartoon Featuring Cunt Perez Hilton’s Voice…
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Some Pics of a Naked Pregnant Chick
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Almundena Fernandez in her Lingerie
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Shot By Kern is a VBS Video About a Nude Photographer Named Richard Kern and Bitches He Takes Pics Of…
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Car Racer Danica Patrick Will be Non-Nude in Playboy
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Some Band Called Fountains of Wayne have a Video Featuring The Dude from The Daily Show Named Demetri Martin….
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New Lilly Allen Video – Because I Hate Her
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Hot Lingerie Photoshoot Video
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Brittany Murphey Married an Old Man
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You can’t get laid – Try This – It Works
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2007

04

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Some chick, or at least someone I assume has a vagina wrote this email to me – her name is Cindy and it’s some Myspace celebrity scoop….

On Hailey Duffs Myspace she posted a blog bashing Kim
Kardashian, saying:

“Stuff like this REALLY PISSES ME OFF. I try to reach
out and be nice and instead it just gets shoved back
in my face. This is why you should never move to
Hollywood, the place is full of arrogant, immature,
and offensive bitches who can’t hold their liquor and
can’t keep their legs closed.”

She also put like two screenshots of messages between
Kimberly and Hailey and the messages are from
Kimberlys official MySpace.


Hailey Myspace link:
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Kimberly Myspace link:
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Blog bashing Kimberly link:
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I can only assume you don’t care, but I figured I’d post it anyway…..

It’s the weekend and I can only assume that bitches in my city are going to be out in very little clothing….If you live in a city where the weather is nice, I suggest you go to the store, buy a 40 of whatever you like drinking and park yourself on a park bench and watch the hot bitches walk by. If you are one of those cool kids who actually hangs with the hot chicks in very little clothing, you don’t belong here, but before you go, send me pics.

Here are my links…


Paris Hilton is Going to Jail for 45 Days starting June 5th. Should be a Great Summer. I Love When Assholes Who Think The World Revolves Around them and Repeatedly Do Criminal Acts, finally Get Caught…See You in July…Whore
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Kelly Clarkson is Fat
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Fergie See Through Dress Exposing Thong
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Burka babes Gone Wild…I wonder If They Got Stoned To Death For This…I Hope Not
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Some Porn Chick Named Adriana Malkova Naked and Posing
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Pictures of the Heidi Klum Family including Some Hot Ass Shots…
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Some Crazy Tribal Dude Shoves Snakes Up His Nose and Through His Mouth Cuz He’s Gangsta
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Jessica Simpson and Vanessa Minnillo Have Beef
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Natalia Vodianova in Her Lingerie…She’s a Model…
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Natalie Portman Showing Off Her Small TIts
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Gisele’s Vuitton Ad Campaign Lookin’ Hot
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Pam Anderson Wants Scarlett in Playboy….To Show Off Her Massive Tits
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This Video May Include Anal Sex
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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An Intense Way To Carry Your Lap Top Around That Will Get You Noticed…
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Kate Bowsworth Getting Slush With Her Boyfriend
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Picture of a Supermodel’s Box Forces a Magazine Off The Shelves
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Hot Enough Nude Amateur in a Hat Posing
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Abi Titmuss Bikini Video
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Playboy Playmate of the Year
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Some Topless News from a Familiar Lookin’ Girl…
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Skyler Shaye is John Voight’s Next Angelina….
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Emilie De Ravin Nude Pictures –
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Rapper’s Bodyguard Knocks Someone Out
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Virtual Rape May Be a Crime…Fuck.
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Some Politcal Candidate Named Dennis Kucinich Has a Hot Red Headed Wife 30 Years Younger Than Her – Here’s Some Videos of Her
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2 Ft Tall Woman Gets Married to Her 6 ft 4 Creepy Fiance…You Already Saw Her Pregnant, Now See Her in a Wedding Dress…As Mainstream Media Exploits these Sexual Deviants…
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Lohan Isn’t a Lesbian Anymore – She’s Got a New Boyfriend/Conquest Lined Up….Named James Righton….
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Trashy Fight Breaks Out In Front of Little Kids
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Some Trashy Fat Black Chick Has 17 Paternity Test Because She is a Fucking Whore
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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You Need to Get Sex – This Will Help You Get Sex
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