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2007

27

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I guess it’s just been one of those weeks, I get distracted dealing with my wife that I forget to do my links and only get them up late at night, but at least I am doing them. I got some fan mail today from a girl telling me that she is going to tell everyone she knows about the site because she likes it so much. I can only assume that that girl is you because I really only have 20 readers. I’d like to say thanks for caring enough to tell your 3 internet friends about me, because every little bit helps. I have to admit that I am a little sad that you are overweight and a virgin, but I’d still go down on you, because I have no standards and the fact that you read this site is enough to get me to do pretty much anything for you. If anyone has steplinks feel free to send them my way because I am always looking for things to distract me from this hell I call marriage. The irony is that all your life, married guys tell you to never get married, but for some reason all you fuckers end up doing it. I just don’t know why no one ever fucking listens to other people’s advice, including myself. Look at me now motherfucker.

Here are my links:

Tyra Molests Rosie
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Kylie Minogue Pussy Flash
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Coco’s Tits
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Britney Looking Fucking Hot in a Leotard and Cowboy Boots Prepping for Her Comeback Concert!
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Carla Gugino, Vanessa Williams and Some Other Sluts I Don’t Know Nude in Allure
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Jeri Ryan’s Hard Nipples
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Some FireCrotch Poser Named Ashley
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Brazilian TV is Fucking Amazing – This Gameshow Will Get You Hard
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Lohan Down Shirt Action
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Rhianna’s New Video Where She Gets Naked and Looks Hot and Shit
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Carmen Electra in FHM Half Naked
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Some Girls Applying Cream on Each Other or Something Like that Video
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Kevin Federline Jumping Around With Ugly Girls
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Roselyn Sanchez Does Maxim
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Roselyn Sanchex Does Maxim – The Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Amy Winehouse is a Crackhead
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Jamie Lynn Sigler Going To Fime The Final Episode of the Sopranos Today
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Shit – Britney Hates Her Mom and has been Tippin Off the Paparazzi for Media Attention…
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Justice in NYC Video – Because Electro and Cocaine is Bringing Raving Back, Only In Designer Clothes and Not Fun Fur…..
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Julia Relaxes in the Garden and Decides to Frolic Around Nude
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Gemma Atkinson in Bikini – I’ve Probably Posted These Already
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Some Perverted Photographer Taken Pics of his Model Who Has a Hot Bush and I Love Bush Video
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Mary Cary Pretending to Flash
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George Bush Doing His Dance
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Rapper Eve Gets Busted for a DUI
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I fucking Hate Jack Black, Especially When He Sings Seal’s Kiss From a Rose
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Some Bitch Named Pheobe Price Showing Off Her Bra
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Some Chick Named Katie Fey Rolling Around on the Bed
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Some Guys Posts His Number on Youtube and Gets 5000 Calls
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Stalker in a Benz Tries Killing Jesse James
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Hollywood’s Best Bodies According to a Shitty Magazine
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Nelly Furtado and Fergie Hate Each Other, Maybe they’ll have Make Up Sex
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Hysterical Radio Prank
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Big Girl Gets Beat Down By A Smaller Girl
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Store Clerk Fights for His Life From Robber
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Dog Who Loves Pussy – Get it cuz it’s a Video of a Dog Humping a Cat…I am pretty funny.
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Some Pornstar Named Lucy Lu Losing It
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Some Chick Named Elizabeth Perkins Photoshoot Video
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This Video is Called The Elastic Pussy And It’s Pretty Much an Elastic Vagina Getting Fisted So Watch Out if You Hate Vagina or if You’re At Work. I am Pretty Fucking Nice For Warning You
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This Video is of an Asian Freaking Out When A Dude Tries To Stick It In Her Ass. It’s NSFW So Watch Out if You’re At Work, Even Though This Site is Banned at Most Offices
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Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz Barros
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Big Breasted Chick Named Pamela David in Some Magazine Topless
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Some Zero Gravity Tits
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Kate Moss Wears Her Own Jeans
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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This may or may not pay for my server. It may or may not get you laid. Buy it and find out the answers to life’s Great Mysteries…
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2007

26

Apr

I am – Tara Reid’s a 6 Dollar Whore of the Day

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I guess it’s only natural for a bitch in her 30s, who spent her 20s destroying her body with cock, coke and cristal, to look a little busted and in reality Tara Reid doesn’t look so bad. I have seen worse and slept with worse but none of them were celebrities, not that Tara Reid is worthy of being a celebrity, she hasn’t done much in years but she probably has a bank account big enough to support me for the rest of my life and she’s not fat, she’s still got all her limbs and she has fake tits, making her a perfect candidate to be my next wife after this one has a massive heart attack or whatever fat people die of. My fear is that she has a stroke and I have to push the bitch around in a wheelchair for the next 20 years because I can’t afford a home for her…

Before seeing Tara and her 6 dollars and realizing I should marry her, I was thinking that my meal ticket was to make a stepPORN that I’ll never get to make because I don’t have funding. I even emailed the dude from Vivid and said “Let’s make a stepPORN” and motherfucker never emailed me back because he’s too busy buying celebrity sex tapes off people….

I know Tara Reid would never star in it, but there was once a girl who worked in my neighborhood who I’d see in the bars every night and the next day she’d be wearing the same clothes she had on in the bar. We called her Sticky Vicky and we’d joke that she would pass out drunk outside work at 5 am, wake up in an alley, or in the park or in someone’s front lawn and that she’d brush the dirt off her outfit before heading in for the day. Reality is that she was probably having one night stand after one night stand. I’d pretend that I didn’t know Sticky, and she was probably too drunk to notice me and this went on for 6 months, until one day Sticky Vicky disappeared. I can only assume one of her one night stands became her sugar daddy or maybe that her alcoholism lead her one some crazy herpe ridden bar hopping, park sleeping adventure they write about in the movies, but if Sticky Vicky is out there, I may have work for her just as soon as those fuckers at Vivid hook me up….

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2007

26

Apr

I am – Tara Reid's a 6 Dollar Whore of the Day

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I guess it’s only natural for a bitch in her 30s, who spent her 20s destroying her body with cock, coke and cristal, to look a little busted and in reality Tara Reid doesn’t look so bad. I have seen worse and slept with worse but none of them were celebrities, not that Tara Reid is worthy of being a celebrity, she hasn’t done much in years but she probably has a bank account big enough to support me for the rest of my life and she’s not fat, she’s still got all her limbs and she has fake tits, making her a perfect candidate to be my next wife after this one has a massive heart attack or whatever fat people die of. My fear is that she has a stroke and I have to push the bitch around in a wheelchair for the next 20 years because I can’t afford a home for her…

Before seeing Tara and her 6 dollars and realizing I should marry her, I was thinking that my meal ticket was to make a stepPORN that I’ll never get to make because I don’t have funding. I even emailed the dude from Vivid and said “Let’s make a stepPORN” and motherfucker never emailed me back because he’s too busy buying celebrity sex tapes off people….

I know Tara Reid would never star in it, but there was once a girl who worked in my neighborhood who I’d see in the bars every night and the next day she’d be wearing the same clothes she had on in the bar. We called her Sticky Vicky and we’d joke that she would pass out drunk outside work at 5 am, wake up in an alley, or in the park or in someone’s front lawn and that she’d brush the dirt off her outfit before heading in for the day. Reality is that she was probably having one night stand after one night stand. I’d pretend that I didn’t know Sticky, and she was probably too drunk to notice me and this went on for 6 months, until one day Sticky Vicky disappeared. I can only assume one of her one night stands became her sugar daddy or maybe that her alcoholism lead her one some crazy herpe ridden bar hopping, park sleeping adventure they write about in the movies, but if Sticky Vicky is out there, I may have work for her just as soon as those fuckers at Vivid hook me up….

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2007

26

Apr

I am – Jordan’s Pregnancy Walk of the Day

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These are supposed to be recent candids of Jordan Katie Price doing pregnant chick things because she is pregnant. There’s really not much hotter than knowing a dude has dropped his seed inside some girl who he probably should have just met at a bar, taken back to her place to slam her with a condom because you don’t know where she’s been to go home to his wife, a respectable woman who raises his kids the next day. This is like a modern day fairy tale, where the bar slut that everyone’s had a piece of because her tits distract them from her washed up whore face and life’s all about experience and not many girls have tits like this to experience, finds love. I think the sentence doesn’t make sense, but you know what I am getting at, people don’t date girls like this, they have them on speed dial for when they are drunk and want some action, but due to life’s wonderful mysteries, some dude decided to marry the bitch. My only explanation is that she gave him STDs or has compromising pictures of him have sex with a man and is bribing her, or maybe dudes on her payroll but I guess that doesn’t change the fact that he came in her.

Pregnancy is such a beautiful thing, even on a bitch who’s probably had dozens of abortions in the last 2-3 years and the gyno said “NO MORE” you’re gonna have to make this one come to term…Maybe that’s why she’s hiding it with her bag, because she’s embarrassed of it. I guess I should stop now. Good thing no one reads this shit….

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2007

26

Apr

I am – Jordan's Pregnancy Walk of the Day

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These are supposed to be recent candids of Jordan Katie Price doing pregnant chick things because she is pregnant. There’s really not much hotter than knowing a dude has dropped his seed inside some girl who he probably should have just met at a bar, taken back to her place to slam her with a condom because you don’t know where she’s been to go home to his wife, a respectable woman who raises his kids the next day. This is like a modern day fairy tale, where the bar slut that everyone’s had a piece of because her tits distract them from her washed up whore face and life’s all about experience and not many girls have tits like this to experience, finds love. I think the sentence doesn’t make sense, but you know what I am getting at, people don’t date girls like this, they have them on speed dial for when they are drunk and want some action, but due to life’s wonderful mysteries, some dude decided to marry the bitch. My only explanation is that she gave him STDs or has compromising pictures of him have sex with a man and is bribing her, or maybe dudes on her payroll but I guess that doesn’t change the fact that he came in her.

Pregnancy is such a beautiful thing, even on a bitch who’s probably had dozens of abortions in the last 2-3 years and the gyno said “NO MORE” you’re gonna have to make this one come to term…Maybe that’s why she’s hiding it with her bag, because she’s embarrassed of it. I guess I should stop now. Good thing no one reads this shit….

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2007

26

Apr

I am – Britney Spears Panty Shot of the Day

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I just realized that summer is coming and that means that my stepdaughter and her friends are going to be running around outside in short summer dresses that look like lingerie and that always shows off their asses when the right gust of wind comes in or when they bed over to pic something up and that makes me happy. The other thing that makes me happy is that they love to lay in the park suntanning in bikinis because we aren’t the socio-economic class that has country houses or backyards and that’s a good thing too. What’s not a good thing is that it took pics of Britney’s panty covered cunt to remind me of how much I love summer, but I still stand by the fact that I would totally bang her if I had the chance, because that’s just the kind of guy I am. Some people kick them when they are down, I fuck them while they are down, or on all fours or even standing up.

Unfortunately, my penis doesn’t work, so I am not a real threat to anyone. I can’t even masturbate with my blinds open to freak out my neighbors and smile at them on the street the next day knowing that they are fucking sickos for watching some old fat fucker like me jerk off. It’s called reversed embarrassment and it is funny. Cuddles.

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2007

26

Apr

I am – Lindsay Lohan Drunk Partying of the Day…

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I have never seen these pictures of Lohan before because I am pretty sure they didn’t hit the internet yet, even though they are about 4 or 5 months old, but knowing me, they have. But they are of Lohan partying at some hipster bullshit like she tends to do and they were taken by ridiculously UGLY hipster-poser cunt Cory Kennedy.

I guess they landed in my inbox because I am the furthest thing from being a hipster site, which sucks for me because hipsters are the new GAP, and if I could seduce those following losers in American Apparel to read this shit, then maybe I’d get some decent fucking ad campaigns and buy myself a van to live in or a RV to go on the stepTOUR in.

Either way, those shitty pics weren’t enough for a post so I am also posting this new spread in Nylon Magazine of Lohan. In the event you don’t know what Nylon is, it is the bible of hipster lifestyle. The editors of this shit are GODS to these kids ,leading them into a life of half nakedness, cocaine addiction and designer clothes and laziness. I guess that’s why Lohan’s trying so hard to get a piece by sucking every LA hipsters dick. She doesn’t realize that all she’s gotta do to be cool is take a bath with me.

Maybe I am old and jaded, but I kinda liked it when the underbelly of society was left for the underbelly of society and rich kids stayed where rich kids belonged at country clubs and going to high society events and showering. That concludes this post. I just woke up.

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2007

26

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am really late on the stepLINKS, I guess I am not really late because I don’t have a fixed schedule, but I feel like I am late because I try to get them up at 8 pm not 4 am, but who really gives a fuck, no one really clicks this shit anyway.

Here are my links, I don’t feel like writing much more than I already have, because my eyes are burning, I am drunk a d typing this with one hand and I just ate expired dairy products that I got for free for my local store just to see what it does to me. I’ll keep you posted. Cuddles.

Here’s a Paris Hilton Shirt For You To Use As A Cum Rag
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Some Interview with Some Pornstar Named Monique
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FHM 100 Sexiest Women of 2007- Alba Wins!
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Britney Spear’s Has Nipples and Shows the World
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Little House on the Prairie’s Melissa Glibert’s Nipples
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This Band Uses Naked Chicks as Musical Instrument in Their Video
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Hilary Duff Stalker Gets Taken Down After Screaming Death Threats In Canada – I Should Do That
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Some Jennifer Tilly Tit
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Brazilian Girls Wrestling Video
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Christina Ricci in Elle Magazine
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Asia is the Next Pussycat Doll
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Pam Anderson’s Back in her Baywatch Bathing Suit
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The Perez Hilton Show is a Funny Cartoon of Perez Becuase He is a Cunt
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Fergie Goes to Rehab
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Jessica Alba Sandwich
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Sanjaya’s Mom Got Busted with 310 Pot Plants
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Here’s a Shitty Magic Trick That I don’t Think Is Magical
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Lingerie Music Video
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Dancing With Losers Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Celine Dion Sings With Elvis and Offends Me
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Celebs Lip Sync Stayin Alive, But They Aren’t Real Celebs but Still Makes Me Laugh cuz It’s Lame
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Heidi From Laguna Beach’s New Boobs and New Nose
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Joe Simpson May Be Britney’s Manager and She’s The Only Celebrity I’d Like To Manage
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Some Girl Fight Action
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Some Dirty Car Art for You
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Pussy Tricks – This Bitch Can Tie Her Pussy Into a Knot…Like Her Actual Fucking Pussy into an Actual Know…INSANE….
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Shannon James – May 2007
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Rosie Quits The View – Donald Trump Speaks Out
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A Whole Lot of Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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Some Bitch Named Sarah Foster Posing
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Sienna Miller is Going Dyke with Keira Knightley
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Julia Roberts has Always Been Busted
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Ashlee Simpson Loves Herself
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Japanese Whore in Action
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Some Idiot Dancing Like Nobody is Watching
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Nudist Pictures- Lots of Nudist Pictures
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Anal Tips From A Girl Who Grew To Love It
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Perez Gets Sued for 7,000,000 Dollars – Hope This Ends This Cocksucker
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PimpMyVag Site Needs Some Fucking Help Badly. IF You Do Help, Please Put My Logo On It
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Everyone Loves Carmen from CamWithHer
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Crazy Ass on some Bitch – I think I’ve Posted This Before…
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I used to talk to the dude from Found Magazine – He Wants Your Dirty Polaroids
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Alec Baldwin’s Daughter Calls Back
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Some Dude Got These Cam Whores to Plug His Site Somehow That Was good Enough For Me to Plug His Site Too
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Claire Danes Has No Tits
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Asian Celeb Posing
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Teen Sex Tape That Sucks
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The Day Doesn’t Start Without a Photobucket Whore
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Same Whore with More Pics
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Some Sexy Art for You
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Some Chick Naked in Public
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Celebrity Fuckfest Video I don’t Get – But It’s Funny
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2007

25

Apr

I am – stepTV Makes a Drink at a Bar of the Day

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I decided that I am going to help you get pussy. The new strategy is for you to go out to bars, clubs, coffee shops, restaurants, in class, or wherever the fuck you meet girls and pretend that you are Jesus Martinez. Ask them if they read celebrity sites, drop the website name, if they know about it, go along with it, if they don’t introduce them to it and tell them that you write the site, that you’re Jesus Martinez and that you want to make them famous. I am pretty sure that it will work on some girls and I don’t mind you using my name. If they email me as a background check, I’ll go along with the lie, since it was my idea to begin with.

The reason I thought of this is because a guy I know went to a store the other day and the staff were reading the site, he told them that he wrote the site and they both gave him their numbers because Internet is the new TV and even though I have 20 readers and 2 people who leave comments, bitches still love the shit and since I can’t take advantage of it, someone should and that someone is you….

Either way, here’s stepSTEVE making a drink behind the bar with some barmaid. Enjoy.

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2007

25

Apr

I am – Diddy Picks Up Bitches Exclusive of the Day

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I feel like a real celebrity blogger. I got exclusive pics of Diddy being a scum bag because he’s too rich for his own good and can use that to own any slut he comes across and I am pretty sure the motherfucker does. To him the whole world is like that seedy part of town where the street hookers stand at the corner for people like us to do whatever we want to do to them at an affordable price, but in Diddy’s world, his street whores are the hot girls we can’t get with because they like to fuck wallets….I am not saying all women are whores, but people who fuck for money are….Anyway, here’s the story.

Diddy is checking out the people at the three pools at the Setai, exclusive and amazing hotel in Southbeach. there are many wonmen there who sunbath topless–especially the models who typically surroud the pool while lounging on beds. Anyway, Diddy walks by the pool area, then makes a final pass and stops just past our bed. He talks about something with his entourage, all wearing Sean John and all looking very confident and cool, and they all start laughing. Then one of the guyas from his entourage goes to one of the more beautiful girls by the pool who was sunbathing topless. They talk for a little while, she puts her top on and then is escorted by the guy from Diddy’s entourage back to Diddy. I got a pic of them shaking hands and talking. They appear to exchange numbers and when they finish talking the girl walks passed us–looking very excited and Diddy walks away with his entourage laughing up a store.

I am told he regularly rents out the $25 k a night penthouse duplex in the condo tower and hangs out at the Setai frequently.

Hope you enjoy….not great quality bc taken on treo 700p

I even tagged the fucking pics like the tattoo I once gave a girlfriend on her forehead so other guys knew who she belonged to if she ever ran away….I mean…Look at me I am all professional now…Keep sending in Scoops!!!

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