If you type Jewish Sluts into Yahoo.com, we are the 15th result. Our goal is to become the top result. This is going to take a lot of work, but we are determined

Today’s Jewish Slut of the day is

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We don’t know if she is Jewish, or if she is a she and not a he, but every Samara I know is a Jew – so I am gonna run with this… YARMULKEBRA

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I don’t watch TV, my stepdaughters do…but I don’t.

These are naked contestants/cast of MTV shows Naked.

I have nothing else to say, except that Trishelle gave my friend Pedro herpes.

Here (F.U.B.A.R.)

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Because of my love of all things francais…I will continue the theme of poutine.

Therefore the word(s) of the day is: “Poutine Sex”
See the results Here

Favorites (wow this is easy when there are only 2 results)

Poutine Couple

Bust

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Before going to bed each night I like to read the Times of India. But I was suprised to see Lohan is big even there. There is an article on the naughtiest people of 04 poll that heavy did. Osama and Lohan top the list way above hotel slut Pairs H. I wonder will she be happy or mad.

Read the article HERE

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Lohan, a natural freckled redhead decided to fight fire with fire at some event she went to. Her revenge was to take pictures of the Paparazi …. She’s out of control, maybe it’s all the coke she’s been doing, it’s leaving her all edgy and shit.

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Jennifer Anniston spent 1900 dollars in a sex shop. The rumor is she was buying her granny the jackrabbit, because there is nothing like given a 90 year old woman in a wheel chair an orgasm, or so I have been told…..

The story can be found here

The rumor is she bought this. We know her marriage is falling apart, and we don’t care.

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My dad always told me to stretch after working out. This is a picture of his demonstration….

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Paris Hilton is endorsing a pot-flavored candy which is really “hot” considering she is used to sucking on herpes cock…..

Speacking of sucking in the bedroom – Paris claims that she isn’t a sexual person, and that she prefers watching movies and just kissing…this comes as no surprise for those of us who saw the sex tape, there were no jerk-off opportunities….I had to go back to watching reruns of the Cosby Show.

For more on the pot story go here

For more on the “sex is boring story” you will have to wait for Rolling Stone to release their People of the Year issue. Paris is still considered a person…

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Britney Spears is a Stepmother. I am – a stepfather. That means if you put Britney and me in a room together we would be a hot set of step-parents. Don’t worry, I am mexican, I am used to smell ….and just so you know those werent her feet that stank up the plane, it was K-Feds rotting semen… girl’s trying preggers…giver her a break.

Kevin Federline knocked up his last conquest Shar Jackson without any real problems…I am thinking maybe B-Fed has ovary issues.

Shar Jackson looks like this, and refuses to spend x-mas with the Federlines and the babies as one big family….

Rumor is Star and Al Jones are going to be taking Shar’s place, but that’s only because Star Jones likes turkey….as much as I like homeless looking billionaire drug addicts

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When men get old they don’t worry about their dick sizes. Even though they sometimes should.

I was on planetsuzy.com and came across pictures of Kurt Russell naked.

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He’s the one banging Goldie Hawn and molesting her daughter Kate Hudson, but it’s cool, from one stepfather to another ‘ respect’

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