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2020

19

Oct

Charlotte Lawrence Interpretive Dance of the Day

What in the art fag, theatre kid, lame ass weirdness sis this bullshit?

Well, to answer your question, it’s Charlotte Lawrence, who has emailed this site asking me to remove images of her being a slut for attention, because she doesn’t really understand how the internet works, and that when she puts content out there, weirdo sites like this come across it and run commentary on it. She’s of a different generation where the self promotion usually ends on their social media and their involvement with other sites is doing interviews. Either way, she’s not a fan of this dated Blog shit and either am I….we have so much in common Charlotte Lawrence…

Interpretive dance is not one of those things, I mean yes, when i was drunk I used to bust out a dumb interpretive dance, where I would pretend to catch a ball that had fallen from the sky, only to hug it, even kiss it, before re-releasing it to the sky, it’s a great interpretive dance, at least as far as interpretive dances go…I mean how great can such a lame activity really be…if anything, it was a nice reminder of how easy it is to do bullshit interpretive dance…fat drunk guys in jeans two sizes too tight could do them beer in hand to impress the ladies…you know class clown the shit….only to not get laid by the shit because girls find interpretive dance lame as shit too…especially when the drunk guy doing it is covered in mustard.

That said, Charlotte Lawrence is of another lame generation that has created a multi billion dollar social network based on lip synching and dumb dances, so she probably thinks this is art, or artistry…when you grow up in a bubble, in dance classes, it’s hard to even know what is lame when you’re dick is up your own ass, cuz you are so hyped on yourself…

But for the record, this is fucking terrible….her body’s good though, skinny….the way Drew Carey, her biological dad must be proud of….you know because he struggled with his weight back when he was deep dicking her mom before his ex fiancees were getting murdered and he lost all that weight on the KETO diet for the Price is Right….

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2020

13

Oct

Charlotte Lawrence Bodysuit of the Day

Charlotte Laurence is…..Kate from Drew Carey’s daughter with some dude who created SCRUBS that Kate from Drew Carey was also on…and like all the other celebrity kids, even though most people probably don’t think of Kate from Drew Carey as a celebrity, most probably forgot she existed, but then you know there’s a handful of 50 year olds out there who have been jerking off to her since Drew Carey, and because of their social awkwardness, autism, overall pathetic existence…they are still into her….but those can’t be the people following this girl for her famous relatives….I mean it must be the younger generation who don’t even know what the Drew Carey show was following her because of her access in Hollywood which she has thanks to her parents but that no one really knows why she exists….not that she really exists…but she’s trying…very fucking hard…

She’s just another one of these young LA based kids who grew up seeing the Kardashian hype for being useless, trying to get herself famous because she has the resources and is geographically located to get there….and I guess part of that process is producing smutty enough content and since she’s young and hot enough, that’s a good strategy for me..sexualize yourself for views…because then we get to sexualize you too…

She has emailed me in the past demanding I take down her pictures, so maybe one day, I’ll be sued by Charlotte Lawrence and her lame ass “industry” parents….assuming dreams can come true and all….you know since I did watch Drew Carey in the 90s and hated every episode…it’d feel like I made it…probably like how Charlotte Lawrence feels every time Drew Carey invites her to a filming of the Price is Right, because I’ll assume they are family friends….

Either way, watch a girl with barely famous parents, pantsoff in effort to get herself famous, since she’s got a good advantage, access, money, and since no talent is required….I have confidence she’ll get somewhere…whether that’s an only fans or not is still up in the air…but I am sure it will be an Only Fans…

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2020

05

Oct

Charlotte Lawrence Booty of the Day

This is supposed to be Charlotte Lawrence’s ass in a pair of panties that are skimpy and make the ass look good, stain free the way you’d want them to be, because anal leakage would be embarassing to notice after you get this posted up on the internet for people to jack off to her….which I am sure is not her intention, I mean why would anyone sexualize themselves to turn people on, I mean she’s just living life and who’s to say having her full ass in skimpy underwear is even sexualizing herself…it’s just living life….you make it sexual because you are the predator….

That said, Charlotte Lawrence is another one of these celebrity kids with celebrity parents who were raised in the cesspool of money, fame, relevance, often occupied by the worst fucking humans ever, because they are drawn to money, fame, relevance….while acting like they are “artists” even though nothing they do is art…but they are rich enough to polarize or angle their shit however they want…

She’s not not Joey Lawrence’s daughter or Jennifer Lawrence’s sister or Martin Lawrence’s wife she’s got other celebrity parents, possibly Kate from Drew Carey, someone rich enough for her to commit her life to her becoming a “recording artist”…and I am sure her music is really good, hence the need to post videos of her hot ass on the internet to get heard…despite having all kinds of money, budget and access to not post her hot ass on the internet…but do it now, because when you’re 40, you may be dead, you know the whole apocalypse, global warming, pandemic, we’re all going to die shit…making them the fun generation, unfortunately also the lame generation, but they have no future so fucking do it up bro.

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2020

20

Aug

Charlotte Lawrence Girl on Girl of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Kenya Jamieson Bikini Love

Charlotte Lawrence doesn’t like when I post pictures of her, but I figure she’s trying to be a public figure, I guess was technically born a public figure, and any press is good press, not that this is press…it’s more obscure fetishizing while shit talking girls who post slutty content on the internet, but you get what I mean….

Her mom is from Drew Carey show, her Dad some big producer and she is some fake singer or musician thanks to her parents paying into her hobby because she’s their baby and they want to give her the BEST fucking life because as actors and producers they realize just how hard they’ve scammed or won at life….once you’re at the right table, you’re good…

But when your goal is to be a “Hot Rich Chick” known for being a “Hot Rich Chick”….your parents just have to provide the Malibu house as the backdrop and the other slutty rich kid friends she’s made along the way to produce softcore lesbian fantasy erotica like two college girls who didn’t go to college making out with each other for the boys at the bar…

So here is Charlotte Lawrence rubbing up on Kenya Jamieson…whoever the fuck that is..

Charlotte Lawrence Kenya Jamieson Bikini Love

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2020

17

Aug

Charlotte Lawrence Getting Nude of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nude Topless

Miss Charlotte Lawrence is the daughter of Kate from the Drew Carey show and some other producer who may have created the show SCRUBS, so they are rich and connected in hollywood, so naturally their daughter, as she paves her way through life, making a name for herself outside of her parents and all their connections, while living off their money and their connections, she gets naked or topless on the internet because clearly we are a sex driven species and with all the porn out there, mixed with all the narcissism out there, it’s only NATURAL to want to post up nude pics of yourself for the fans…they get more likes and follows and even old ladies who aren’t influencers are posting up their bikini pics cuz they are proud of their bodies and all the comments they get from their pervert ass friends…moms and grannies of facebook all love their vacation feedback from their friends…even if they are old and fat and vile…it’s human nature.

So…the rich and connected spoiled brat of two idiots who probably think they’ve won at life….giving their offspring some kind of ego…is out here in a topless shoot, smoking some weak ass weed with what looks like cherry flavored papers, something any weed smoker would frown upon, but that some bratty kid with an Ocean view shows off to let you know how hip she is….because when you’re a coddled rich kid who grows up amongst rich kids and the only thing you know about being someone your age is from social media and the movies…you sort of have no chance…

She’s also with her hot bodied friend in a bikini…assuming they aren’t overly photoshopped, even though all these girls are…and I’m not hating….young girls paving the new generation of entertainment industry….I just thing it’s funny that Charlotte Lawrence has emailed me at least once to take down her smut because she’s not into the jokes…and I like being annoying like that…

At my core, I don’t give a fuck about her social media feed or quest to be famous, if anything, I’m just helping her promote it while taking a piss on it, something young people are probably into because standard sex is crazy, but at the same time, the first time I was pissed on, or that I pissed on a girl was about 30 years ago when I was 18 or 19…..so young people have always been into pissing on each other….

Also, she looks good to me and I’m not even on Social media…I’m just hating on it, because I’d like to see these rich kids do better shit with their money and access…that’s really my only complaint of all the young rich kids that are fully connected in the industry…like stop the selfie and make a horror movie…or something beyond a fucking selfie you lazy fucks.

Charlotte Lawrence Nude

Here she is smoking weed cause she’s a BADASS


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2020

03

Aug

Charlotte Lawrence Nude Bikini of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Wet Nude Bikini 6

Charlotte Lawrence is some lame ass rich kid who has a celebrity mom and thus thinks she’s got what it takes to be a celebrity too and I guess she does because celebrity is meaningless and requires little to no skill, it really just comes down to who you know and how much of a narcissistic asshole who doesn’t get embarrassed doing whatever it is they do, because of being that narcissistic asshole. Plus, when you’re parents are in the industry, your coddled ass gets to cut the line and gets you right where you want to be…with none of that pesky “work” or “hustle’ or “struggle”….

Her mom, Christa Miller, who was the lesbian Kate on the Drew Carey show, who I’m hoping none of ya’ll jerked off to, but assume ya’ll jerked off to, because it was the 90s and in simpler times we had to make due with what we had to jerk off to, including female sports, sitcoms, soap opera sex scenes and Jerry Springer.

So thanks to her mom being that, she’s being this, whatever this is….and the best thing about her, the only redeeming quality about her, is that her “team” that I am sure was her, wrote me in what I’d consider half english but probably just Millennial Emoji speak to take down some photoshoot of hers a while ago, so we’ll assume she hates us….a very negative, but comfortable place to be…when really we’re just trying to have fun here starting at the bikini tits of some celebrity’s kid….the way nature intended.


Charlotte Lawrence Wet Nude Bikini

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2020

10

Jul

Charlotte Lawrence Topless Again of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence hates this site, or doesn’t understand this site, and that in and of itself is hilarious to me….

The reason I know she doesn’t like the site is not the same reason I know that NO ONE likes the site, you know my lack of success, my barely hanging onto this thing month after month because I have no fans thanks to not running a MEME account on instagram where I post other people’s memes as if they are my own like some fame hungry loser who wants to be friends with other fame hungry losers…you see, I like being left alone..

The reason I know she doesn’t like the site is because she emailed me asking me to take down her nude shoot, that was on other sites, because she didn’t like it on here…

The daughter of Kate from Drew Carey, proving that having money and being raised rich doesn’t mean she’s not some thirsty trashy bitch using her tits to get noticed even though she’s rich…

Give me 10k a month bitch, I’ll make you more famous….because the internet is the easiest thing to manipulate and you wouldn’t even have to show your tits, because that’s some low hanging fruit tactics the dumb people who make it do….when there’s better tactics….even though all these girls clearly like being naked…pervert exhibitionists…we appreciate their laziness and empty souls that need to be filled….

Charlotte Lawrence Topless

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2020

23

Jun

Charlotte Lawrence Showing Tit Of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Tits

Charlotte Lawrence has emailed the site in full retard mode – which is what I would expect from some young rich kid brat from LA who like all her peers have access to all the information in the world, they think they are more informed or woke than anyone older than them, despite them not bothering with all that information available to them, because they are too busy taking selfies, buying shitting clothing from shitty companies the Kardashians promote, and starting an only fans to make their 100k a month they don’t deserve….but at least they are filling their cunts to make that money…rather than that ANNOYING youtube trend of youtube kids that are just straight up annoying as they “hey guys you”….I can’t stomach ANY of that but google keeps pushing it because of all that money they make exploiting these kids for what seems like a shit ton of money, but that is a fraction of what the google team is making by providing them the platform…

Anyway, Charlotte Lawrence came at us for posting some bullshit nude instagram style pic you’d expect to see a young girl trying to grow her social media produce. That fake fashion, fake hip, nakedness…because she’s rich and doesn’t need an Only Fans to get ahead, she just needs her mom and dad to make some calls, thanks to nepotism we’re faced with all this garbage talent, instead of good talent because the entitled and connected talent are stealing the fucking spots…

It’s the “School Scandal” but on a more instagram popular level…..you see I can assure you that anything Charlotte Lawrence does will SUCK, but she gets to do it on the stage she does it cuz her mom sucked Drew Carey’s dick….and then her dad’s dick…with her vagina…creating Charlotte Lawrence …

Fuck all this rich trash…..

Here she is being edgy smoking pot topless..
Charlotte Lawrence Tits


Charlotte Lawrence Tits

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2020

14

May

Charlotte Lawrence Topless of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Topless

Charlotte Lawrence is not a friend of the site, but you can’t take that to heart when you’re dealing with anyone under 25 because they don’t even know what websites are. They know OnlyFans, Reddit, Facebook and Instagram, the rest of that shit is irrelevant, which works out nicely for us, because we have ALWAYS been irrelevant.

That said, she’s got her titties out, sold self promoting tactics, since the tits look big….and the world loves big tits…whether they are used for a feminist agenda to deny the fact that they are just trying to clickbait….or whether they are seen as the nude body is art or whatever….

It all looks pretty basic, or cliche to me…the topless instagram shoot, the colored hair, she’s just like everyone else…all these people are uninteresting clones…but they do have tits..

For those who don’t know Charlotte Lawrence, she was raised in a comedic household, and thus has a better grasp of funny that I do, even though her age group are overly serious, ADD, autistics who don’t understand jokes…..but her mom was on SCRUBS and her Dad Created SCRUBS, a show that I’ve never watched because back when it was on TV, it fucking sucked, but sucking isn’t that big of a deal to these Hollywood people, cuz it was a hit and they all got unnecessarily stupidly rich because of it…

Rich so that ttheir daughter can get topless to self promote as she finds her own path in this child of barely celebs, raised amongst child of actual celebrities…trying to be a celeb, or at least get the views, something being rich will help with.

Charlotte Lawrence Topless

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2020

20

Apr

Charlotte Lawrence Being Slutty of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Tits

Charlotte Lawrence doesn’t like when we post pics of her on this site. She has asked to have images of her removed at least once because they were all over the internet and thus not something open for someone to post on their site with commentary…even if it’s free exposure to those of you would wouldn’t know what a Charlotte Lawrence is without the likes of sites like these….well she doesn’t care what ya’ll think, she’s got Zuckerberg’s platform and probably TikTok for the self promotion….websites are for losers….

I guess she doesn’t understand how the internet works despite being raised on the internet…..

She also doesn’t understand the humor of the site, or doesn’t see humor in the site, because her idea of Humor is when her dad who created SCRUBS, has Zach Braff over to the family BBQ to talk about the scam that was SCRUBS and all the money they made, where the real joke was that it got made in the first place and not the comedy within the show while Zach tries to wseduce Charlotte Lawarence’s friends because Zach Braff only fucks 19 year olds. You can do that when you scam that SITCOM money.

I like to think it’s typical dumb 20 year olds who were raised on inclusion and anti-bullying, and thus have no real sense of humor or understanding of things that aren’t literal or memes….but she’s probably right, the jokes aren’t funny and this site isn’t the “cool” young “hip” site….it’s not TikTok, Instagram or one of those sites the girls of instagram use for members.

Because they want a bunch of old perverts jerking off to their pics, just not unless they pay the 10 dollars a month…

While this one’s a rich kid, so she doesn’t need that route, she just produces the same sort of content for the fun of it….

Charlotte Lawrence Tits

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