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2021

04

Feb

Charlotte Lawrence Topless of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence is not fatty ISKRA LAWRENCE , she’s not even the skinny sister of fatty Iskra..but they do have the same last name…so explain that one to me motherfuckers…maybe they are the same person and the simulation we live in is glitching out…I have a hard time believing that both are whoring on instagram and have nothing to do with each other…sure…say it’s a common last name…but I don’t know any other Lawrences….no, Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t count…

Anyway, Kate from Drew Carey and the Producer of SCRUBS created this Charlotte Lawrence and since they are all fake artists, they are investing into her art, which is likely very shitty pop music, because MONEY can buy success….pretty easily and what the fuck else would they expect her to do besides being a vapid Malibu rich kid who hangs with other vapid Malibu rich kids…there was never any plan for her to use her resources to build African villages to nurse AIDS babies, or I guess African COVID babies, since AIDS isn’t a thing anymore back to health….you know admistering those Vaccines that sterilize them because the evil WEST has a plan for population control and it starts in unregulated over populated countries…

NOT THAT THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH CHARLOTTE LAWRENCE, which is basically the point, all that has to do with Charlotte Lawrence, is Charlotte Lawrence related since these narcisssists are so fucking self involved, hence the whole confidence to be a popstar…..

Not that I care, her marketing strategy is topless, in lingerie, braless, tits out, famewhoring, THOTing, Clickbait-ing, whatever you want to call it…and I like it.

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2021

27

Jan

Charlotte Lawrence Getting Gay of the Day

I talk shit on Charlotte Lawrence because she’s basically a nobody with famous and successful parents….trying to launch a music career because what the fuck else is a rich kid raised in entertainment to do…

I like to think it’s one of those things where the parents see themselves as artists, despite being sell outs who make sitcoms, which basically zero fucking artistry, like all the famous fucks in Hollywood, no matter how many BERETS and SCARVES they wear…

So they have this kid, who’s a little on the wild side, as kids are these days, and figure she’s got no other options and if her whole music thing works out, how great that would make the family look…you know gift your kid her dreams…so hire a PR company and let her do nude shit to find her brand image….and I guess this TIT ON TIT is part of her marketing campaign..

So edgy, she eats pussy like every girl her age…

I am obviously not AGAINST this approach, I just find it funny that mainstream rich people have become this trying to be edgy naked shit…it’s silly…






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2021

25

Jan

Charlotte Lawrence See Through of the Day

You have to wonder what is wrong with society when some celebrity kid who has two rich parents, both her mom and dad have done shit in Hollywood and not bootleg made one movie shit, her mom was on two hit sitcoms and those motherfuckers get paid for life for that shit….so you have to wonder what is wrong with society when some celebrity kid who was raised amongst other celebrity kids in these mansions in LA and Malibu and oftentimes BOTH…you know since you need that beach house when you’re other house 45 minutes away in Beverly Hills HAS no OCEAN, and you know there is no point living in California without at least one oceanfront property…that’s the whole point of celebrity..

Anyway, you have to wonder what is wrong with society when the kid of rich and famous and connected people launches a singing career because everyone needs to continue their bullshit celebrity life for the family and their egos….and no one actually needs talent to make music thanks to computers…and she has to show her tits like some backwoods stripper in a MINING town trying to get paid by the miners on pay day.

It’s just weird, she could as easily launch a career without showing her tits…and I guess that’s less a “WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY” and more a “I’m glad society is broken on this level”…because this girl is a rich kid, showing her tits, for attention, clout and to market herself…when she could easily hire someone to do all that shit for her but there’s less fun in that than the empowerment and liberation from showing tit I guess.

I don’t know, the internet is weird and has bred some WEIRD fucking people…and I am a firm believer that REAL life people who aren’t on social media are actually the winners in all this…because anyone drawn to scan social media, which is a lot of people, are just fucking losers…but at least there’s tits there now, when it didn’t include tits, I was like “WHAT THE FUCK DO PEOPLE LOOK AT ON THIS SHIT”….I don’t care about your vacation, your diet, your workout, but tits…actual tits and not just bikini tits..I can fuck with…

All this to say, Charlotte Lawrence doesn’t like being posted on this site, so HIIIIIII….

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2021

06

Jan

Kaia Gerber Rides the Railing of the Day

Girls love to rub their pussies up on random things, whether it’s those pillow or stuffed animal fucking girls you see all over the internet, to girls getting off on grinding against your leg like a dog in heat, or girls who like to ride motorcycles or horses because of the pressure it applies to their cunts….because orgasms don’t always need a mouth, dick, fingers or vibrators…even crossing legs the right way can make a girl with the right level of fuck cum…

I’ve known girls who press up against the door frame rhythmically, who ride bikes in a very specific pussy on the seat kind of way…I mean I HAVE SMELLED THOSE SEATS AND KNOW…

So seeing Kaia Gerber up on the banister, like some retard kid, because she’s likely a retard kid on some level, thanks to her mom selling her to a shitty industry despite the family being worth a few hundred million dollars, all starving her out to be the best model she can be to make mommy proud….on some Kardashian level shit because Cindy Crawford’s era of old pussy is into whoring out their kids to a sleazy industry….but stunted or not…we should get a better angle so that we can spot the WET SPOT.

Kaia Gerber Charlotte Lawrence

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2021

04

Jan

Charlotte Lawrence Arching That Back of the Day

I am into this Charlotte Lawrence post only because it showcases how long and skinny she is, if you are able to ignore how fucking lame her high concept rich kid trash bullshit is….you can’t really blame these people for being creative cesspools unable to produce decent content…they are coddled idiots and have been raised on youtubers and influencers who are celebrated for some of the most boring images around….it’s just the nature of the new generation, who act or think they are hard because they’ve been watching hard core face fucking porn since they were 2….but that doesn’t really make you interesting, if anything, it makes the pornographers more interesting because their shit is now the mainstream….thanks to all these coddled brats being so into watching fucking…

ANYWAY….Charlotte Lawrence has emailed the site for posting one of her photoshoots, because i guess she didn’t view it as marketing herself, but rather as a pervert stealing her exclusive content for her social media feed….unaware that blogs exist because FACEBOOK has done a good job eliminating the independent website from existing…thanks ZUCK. Just let these idiots post their shit here and move on with your fucking lives…

BUT I am a dinosaur and this is what I do….and in doing what I do…I don’t think Charlotte Lawrence, or her mom, KATE FROM DREW CAREY are worth paying attention to, but any girl who thinks stripping down is how you get noticed, is right, and I should support that, whether they are spoiled, vapid, entitled, rich kids or not, if anything it makes it more hilarious that it is a rich kid struggling to get noticed…when bitch is already rich…like CHILL man…you’re already where people want to go…the whole idea that her music in an era where all music is computer generated is going to be life changing…is a joke…this is just her trying to be famous which is lame and should involve more asshole.

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2020

23

Dec

Charlotte Lawrence Hard Nipples of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence made a video dedicated to her hard nipple that she pretended was about her dog because you can’t just be out here posting nipple videos, I mean not when you want to be taken seriously as a musical artist…I mean sure you can, they all do, but Charlotte is high profile, her mom was on the Drew Carey show, so she matters more than other girls do…and doesn’t need to do the same low level tactics of hard nipples to get seen….or maybe it’s just convenient that braless titty is the style, so that leaving the house gives perverts boners, but also makes the girls chasing clout or attention seem less desperate…it’s just style man…style I am into because hard nipples allow us to visualize the tit without doing much guesswork and although hard nipples not being hardcore enough to jack off to unless you’re stunted, retarded or weird…it’s still a better way to showcase tit.

The best thing about Charlotte Lawrence i that she’s emailed the site to take down her pics, she’s not a fan….which makes her hard nipples more fun because I like girls who hate me more than girls who don’t…I’m not quite into the penis shaming, or ball busting that other people who like being hated by women level of being into women hating me…but historically…the women who hate me are the hottest….but when all women hate you…it’s probably just a numbers game…you know statistics…where the 1% of girls who don’t hate me have something wrong with them that draws me to the ones who do hate me. It’s all so confusing.

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2020

18

Dec

Charlotte Lawrence Momcest of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Mom

Charlotte Lawrence is some rich kid raised in Hollywood, or the more luxurious parts of LA that aren’t Hollywood, since Hollywood is a cesspool of homeless people and those who didn’t actually make it in Hollywood, which this bitch’s family has made it in Hollywood so they can move out to some other area with other trashy people who made it in Hollywood, and live out their dreams of having relevance or importance on social media because their mom or dad was famous…

Charlotte Lawrence has emailed the site personally, pretending to be her agent, asking me to remove her slutty content that she produces like every other girl her age, because she doesn’t find it funny to be made fun of…or doesn’t know how the internet outside of social media works…I don’t know…I guess I’m not saying anything funny here…even though the site started out as a comedy site…OOOPS, my bad…

I don’t hate Charlotte Lawrence or her quest to launch some celebrity / famous / entertainment career…I think she’s a “singer” in an era where you don’t know how to sing as all songs are processed through computers…I actually like that she does slutty content even though everyone is doing slutty content…because I know she doesn’t need to…she’s got rich parents to pay her shit….

Well, she posted a hard nipple, braless pic where you can maybe even see underwear, but who wears underwear unless she’s on her period…which she could be because unlike her mom, KATE FROM DREW CAREY, she’s not menopausal yet..

Speaking of Kate from DREW CAREY, who played the dykey BFF who I guess fucked Drew Carey and remained friends with him on the show, I mean I don’t remember the Drew Carey show, despite watching it….we didn’t have cable and there were 4 channels to choose from…this was pre-internet when TV shows made people STUPID rich…

Well, it looks like KATE, spend some of that money, those residuals on jacking up her face…she’s got some weird cheek implant while looking like the cat-like muppets…but some mother daughter slut love, you know since Kate got famous when you had to be a slut, just a behind the scenes slut, unlike the on social media slut you need to be now…so we can assume the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…and together they are in this mom/daughter fetish content…you know if we were to fantasize a porn out of a selfie..which we do.

God, I write too much.

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2020

01

Dec

Charlotte Lawrence Crop Top of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence has sent me take down notices….which is pretty funny to me, but more in a “that’s how relevant I am” kind of way than a “oh Charlotte Lawrence hates me” kind of way….because the fact that she wanted her nudes taken down, even though they were from instagram, because people of her age don’t understand that websites actually exist, and think social media is the extent of the internet, so a site picking up some pics to make a story about those pics, is fucking creepy….like I snuck into her expensive home and raided her panty drawer, assuming she wears panties…

It’s funny to me, because if the site was relevant, she’d be sending me her nudes to promote herself, you know all eyeballs help her break free from her Drew Carrey actress mom, to establish herself as a bratty raised in the industry twat who gets naked on the internet…but it’s not relevant, so I get mean emails about posting the shit….when I’m just trying to help her on her quest to be jerked off to here…

Anyway, the young “singer” rich kid is still producing some smut for Tommy Hilfiger ad, because 90s are back baby…I mean maybe 90s sitcom stars can help their kids get bigger and more famous than their half nakedness, but until the Drew Carrey revival happens, I guess Charlotte’s on her own and stuck trying to be hot in her “work”….

Celebrity kids are fucking everywhere…





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2020

24

Nov

Charlotte Lawrence Farting With Her Nipples Out of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence has emailed the site to take down her shitty nudes on her quest to break free from the shadow of her famous and rich parents and pave the way for herself as a useless exhibitionist of the internet – like all the girls her age – because that’s how you get noticed wen you’re a lazy fucking rich kid, or really any kid who doesn’t believe in the concept of work, you do the CAM GIRL thing….and there’s nothing wrong with that, since we get to see tits, it just doesn’t require much thought…making all these retards even more retarded because they are rewarded for the dumbest shit…whether they are born rich LA people or not…

So yeah, Charlotte Lawrence has emailed me to take down her pics because she doesn’t see the humor in the site, she just thinks, or we assume she thinks that some creep got his hands on pics she made public and wrote mean shit about her and her mom Kate from Drew Carey show….and I guess I feel better about the whole thing, not that I feel bad about the whole thing, but I feel better about the whole thing when seeing what she actually finds comedic….fart jokes…

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, at least they’ve said that to me over the years, since I am sarcastic about most in my trolling….whether that comes through in a BLOG post or not is irrelevant….but I’ve been called an idiot for my sarcasm….as it is the lowest form of humor…when clearly…fart jokes are even lower on that list…not that I am a comedy expert, not a Judd Apatow over here, he’s like overly into jokes and made hundreds of millions because of it…he’d know where fart jokes land on the scale…

Now if you’re not watching this on mute, you can see young rich LA kid nipples because it’s a fashion trend that doubles as a tactic to get likes and follows that can be converted to dog shit pop music…that isn’t pop, but it’s trying to be!

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2020

17

Nov

Charlotte Lawrence Flasher of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence is a celebrity rich kid, her mom is from the Drew Carrey show and SCRUBS, while her dad was the creator or producer of SCRUBS, basically rich and connected fuckers, so naturally their daughter would grow up to be a vapid and useless instagram girl posting half naked content like ALL the other girls while pretending to be a talent of her own, when really she’s jut got access..

I don’t hate on anyone for using the access they have to have a purpose in life, if your dad’s a butcher and has a butcher shop, you’re an idiot to not go work at said butcher shop…same applies to farmers, etc, just build on whatever is there. I am a big supporter of nepotism and HATE that I never got any of that because life would have been FAR easier to navigate…

I just hate when these people with access are lazy and their purpose in life is idiotic like faking being a pop star now that you don’t need to know how to sing to be a singing on a song….it’s all computer shit…but it’s also vapid and uselessness…it’s like do something that matters…but instead these idiots just want to dance around like full retards at the fucking puppet show, or wherever retards dance….

This is her showing off some shitty BONES BRIGADE looking tattoo like she’s an 1980s skater. with a hard on for Powell Peralta….really important things…it’s like do something that matters…like starting a blog that takes photos of these people and talk shit…you know REAL important shit…I realize it is useless, but I also realize that I am not rewarded for this shit, so it all works out in the end…you see doing unimportant shit knowing you are unimportant is different.



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