I don’t know how the brainwashing actually works, but I know that the brainwashing actually works, because when certain people I know tell me to check out certain things, I know it’s part of the evil brain washing agenda….

Ted Lasso is one of those things, because someone I know who doesn’t watch anything, made a point of telling me about how I should get Apple+ TV or whatever because it’s apparently the best show ever….

Ted Lasso was put together by Charlotte Lawrence’s Hollywood pervert dad, so you can just assume they are all part of the fucking agenda….daughter included.

She pretends to be a singer, or a model, or an artist, but she’s just Ted Lasso’s creator’s daughter he had with Kate from Drew Carey when he was her boss on SCRUBS…while Zach Braff watched…but I could be wrong about that storyline…I pretty much made it up.

The fact is, I haven’t seen Ted Lasso, so it could very well be life changing, I just hate that January Jones fucking potential baby daddy’s Sudeikis face.

The other fact is that I don’t mind his daughter who is keeping on trend, or on her generation’s trend of being half naked on the internet like it’s fun, all edgy and hip from her 30 million dollar Ocean front home….you know the best breeding ground for “starving artists” with something important to say in their art….

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Do you think Charlotte Lawrence is a Vegan….

Or do you think “Who the fuck is Charlotte Lawrence”….

Cuz I know who Charlotte Lawrence is, but I still think “Who the fuck is Charlotte Lawrence and what fucking bullshit is she trying to acclimatize as she tries to build out a meaningful art career despite being born into the industry like a fucking zero edgy pussy”…..what’s she going to sing about…how will she inspire you….is she going to bring you uplifting thoughts…enlightenment…will she expand your mind…or will she just continue being a vapid rich kid who makes the most basic things and get way too much praise for it cuz they are a different species than us…the rich and the elite and what they say…is meaningless to us….so maybe STOP LISTENING….and keep staring cuz she looks good…and that’s all that matters in this era…..so maybe the real answer is stare at the 20 year old instead of expecting her to have the merits to justify the praise or the accomplishments, albeit barely accomplishments, but still more than the 0 accomplishments she’d have if her dad wasn’t some big producer and her mom the actor who sucked his dick….right…

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Charlotte Lawrence is the hot, tall, bikini wearing, popstar in training, who is lucky enough to be the daughter of celebrities, which could actually be a curse, but one that opens a lot of doors for you, so I doubt it’s a curse…you know being able to live an awesome life, in awesome houses, where you get to vacation in awesome locations….all while having all the free designer clothes shipped to your mom…and all the access provided by being raised in that community…even if celebrity in and of itself is a disgusting thing to the outsiders, when you’re in it, I am sure it’s pretty awesome.

She’s currently releasing music and building up her audience based on being a “pop star” or performer. I haven’t heard her music, but her marketing material on social media is pretty good.

To an old fuck like me, the skimpy outfits that the younger generation wears will never get old to me, plus I’ve spent so much time in stripclubs over the years, I am used to half naked girls walking around, but it is something I’d never get bored of…but also something I never full expected to happen on a mainstream level…but I also didn’t think tinder would have ever worked because I knew about grinder, not because I was out looking for dudes to fuck, but because I knew dudes who were out looking for dudes to fuck and I said “that’d be so good for straight people but girls will NEVER go along with it”….not that I could have executed it if I tried…but when it hit, it proved how little I knew about young people into fun, naked, raised on porn and into being hot on the internet…and I guess in life…

The BEST thing about Charlotte Lawrence is that she’s not on some body positivity fat girl shit…meaning NOT all young people are going the route the media has been telling us they are….and that’s GODO news.

All this to say, looking good Charlotte Lawrence, I’m sure Uncle Drew Carey approves…

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Charlotte Lawrence is the 20 year old Y2k Baby because she was born in 2000 to remind you how old you are….

Her mom was on Drew Carey show, I think she played Mimi….

While her dad produced movies and TV shows…his claim to fame is that he named Topanga Lawrence after himself…so we’ll assume she’s the daughter he always wanted, one who gives him a legacy he wants, while his real daughter hasn’t quite lived up to Topanga’s level of importance in the world….or at least the one who opened him up to dating someone like Mimi from Drew Carey because Danielle Fishel looks like a Young Mimi to me…at least when her make-up is off.

I have facial recognition, so I could be wrong…

What I do know is that Charlotte Lawrence is the body who was apparently a model, which doesn’t say much since everyone is a model, but she’s skinny, she’s tall and those are important personality traits as far as I’m concerned….She’s also rich, entitled, raised amongst trashy rich people who think they are more important than they are, and she’s riding that instead of becoming a doctor to save the world, because why bother…

This is some of her social media content for you to NOT masturbate to, that would be PERVERTED, but not because she’s young, 20 is fair game…even for 75 year olds hopped up on viagra…or impotent fucks like you just grinding up against your dinner table hoping to feel something….

Point being…Hot social media pics. BYE.

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I know what you’re thinking, that Charlotte Lawrence really isn’t hot and that her face is looking pretty 35 years old for a 21 year old….but that’s just MEAN you jerk…she’s not THAT bad….maybe she didn’t facetune herself, because some girls just don’t subscribe to the face injection bullshit, and don’t mind looking old as shit….to which I say…she’s got a body so who needs a face….you CYBER BULLIES….

You’re probably also thinking who the fuck is her friend, what famous parents does she have, does she pretend to be a popstar too? Does Charlotte’s dad watch her swimming in the family pool? I mean he is a TV producer, doesn’t that come with the territory….young pussy sourced by your daughter….21 is LEGAL…

Does her rich hot friend use the family allowance she gets cuz she’s rich to produce nonsense videos, photoshoots or music….or does she do what I would do if I wasn’t a drunken degenerate loser with no job…but instead a rich kid….which is chill….in her bikini…because I think that would be the best strategy….at least less desperate for attention and lame than trying to be something in the entertainment industry because you don’t get enough attention in other aspects of life…

All this to say, Charlotte Lawrence typically shows her tits because that’s marketing, but bikinis work too….I’m into it…even though I wasn’t into Kate from Drew Carey back in the 90s, but the thing shat out of her ‘gina isn’t that bad…but the music is.

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Charlotte Lawrence is a budding young rich kid from LA doing what other rich kids with connected parents are doing in LA, which is trying to find an angle they can use to be famous, because they deserve it, they were born in the industry, they have budget and connections in the industry to make the magic happened…but they are also young, only interested in the followers and fame aspect, so nothing they do is really that good despite having those budgets…they aren’t revolutionizing music, or movies, or even instagram content, they are just doing the bare minimum with better access and that’s too bad…because Charlotte Lawrence, who consistently shows off her tits because of fashion and probably because of likes, follows, tits get clicks, so pretend the tits are a style choice not a clickbait choice….

Well, she’s doing more media, like this photoshoot and I think she looks pretty good even though I wasn’t interested in her mom when she was on Drew Carey…back when we had no choice but to watch sitcoms…because she was pretty average…but this one’s putting in work and despite hating the site, I’ll show my support in what I assume is a disappointing music career, but that’s not saying much, since all music pretty much sucks now.

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I like to make fun of Charlotte Lawrence because she’s some rich kid who has her nipples out all of the fucking time like she’s that keen and eager to get noticed and get attention from whatever angle she can as she launches some career that she’s probably not qualified for, in her case as a popstar ,but that she’s geographically located in the right place to launch her career as a popstar, even if she doesn’t know how to pop and she isn’t a star…but she has access and she can pretend in a fake it til you make it situation….where the people who can fake it better have deep pockets and their mom and dad are sitcom producers, directors and actresses with A LOT OF MONEY…but she doesn’t look so bad with the nips out!

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How fucking lame is Charlotte Lawrence the coddled rich kid who considers herself an “artist” or performer….because that’s what happens when you’re rich and coddled and your dad just won a Golden Globe for his Jason Sudeikis soccer movie that I am sure is the fucking worst…

Seeing her posing in front of Vintage Playboys, even as someone who loves Vintage Playboy and has a few of my own, including the Dolly Parton Edition, because that shit’s culturally iconic….despite Hef taking it gutter in the last 15 years of his life…partnering up with shitty Human Trafficking porn companies to make his money….I still appreciate the brand and what it has done for society…

But seeing some brainless retard mooching off that imagery because it makes a good IG pic, which 5 years ago would have made a good Tumblr pic, because all these people have no vision, despite calling themselves artists and are all the same pile of shit…is almost offensive..

HOWEVER, I do appreciate that this one, despite her fame and fortune, or her mom and dad’s success that provided her with her cushy upbringing, is all about showing her tits in every pic she can….knowing people like tits, while pretending it’s some empowerment or fashion statement that isn’t showing tit, or that we shouldn’t even acknowledge has tit, because sexualizing tits is bad…as SHE IS SEXUALIZING tits….get the fuck out of here Charlotte Lawrence…use some of that family money to do something more meaningful than shameless tit pics for your dad’s friends to jack off to.

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Charlotte Lawrence is a celebrity rich kid from LA who you can assume, with confidence, is a garbage human being with little or nothing to offer the world…but who doesn’t realize that because her generation as a whole are garbage humans…all spoiled, coddled, who think the world revolves around them, and when they do bullshit activism like retweeting some trending activism, they’ve got depth….

But the good news is that they are all exhibitionists, into sex, porn, and sexualizing themselves for attention, which for whatever reason is made better when they are vapid little rich kids, because they don’t need to be out there trying to get jerked off to to get ahead…they can get ahead without it, since they started ahead…

Her mom is Drew Carey Show’s Kate…who was also on SCRUBS when people watched sitcoms…and sitcom stars got paid more than movie stars…so it means her “look at my tits, I don’t wear a bra, but look at my tits, even if they are small tits, they are still tits”….for likes and follows to get people to notice her or listen to her music is all fucking lazy.

She could EASILY get 10k out of her mom to make some real groundbreaking contnet, but instead…MIRROR SELFIE WITH MY NIPS HARD…

I don’t mind it, she looks good to me, but why settle for being like everyone else, when you can actually do something interesting….mirror selfies are clickbait…we want substance…or at least her spread asshole in the mirror selfie…titties in a tank top aren’t nearly racy enough to have major impact…

Step it up, stop the yard.

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Charlotte Lawrence is some LA rich kid born to LA industry people who was raised amongst the other LA rich kids of her generation….therefore she’s fucking shitty…

If you think 20 year olds in your area are annoying, lazy, whiners, crying victim while pretending to be woke, when really they are just vapid idiots who like masturbating to themselves in the mirror, because they are all so hyped on themselves….then you’ve never met a rich LA version of that…it’s far more entitled, bratty and annoying….

But the good news with narcissism and the children of narcissists who have basically won at life, not that I’d ever say KATE FROM DREW CAREY won at life, but I am sure she got paid being KATE FROM DREW CAREY….it was a hit show..so she won at life better than most who missed out on the 90s sitcom craze…is that these idiots are encouraged to just be slutty on the internet like all their freinds…and I guess it all started with those short shorts about 5-6 years ago when girls started walking around with their asses out at like 12…so by the time they are on instagram showing their assholes the parents are just happy they are doing it from home and not at some flophouse.

EITHER WAY….Charlotte Lawrence is another one of those fake popstars in training thanks to having a budget to record shitty songs…and her marketing of herself is half naked and I find her pretty hot and I guess that’s what it’s about…if you’re hot enough..shameless whoring is hot enough to ignore how low hanging the fruit she’s grabbing at is….and why not whore yourself if it makes those dreams come true becaus she’s allowed to dream even if she’s going to inherit millions after her mom dies of tainted BOTOX….you know LA things…so luxurious…

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