I don’t know how the brainwashing actually works, but I know that the brainwashing actually works, because when certain people I know tell me to check out certain things, I know it’s part of the evil brain washing agenda….

Ted Lasso is one of those things, because someone I know who doesn’t watch anything, made a point of telling me about how I should get Apple+ TV or whatever because it’s apparently the best show ever….

Ted Lasso was put together by Charlotte Lawrence’s Hollywood pervert dad, so you can just assume they are all part of the fucking agenda….daughter included.

She pretends to be a singer, or a model, or an artist, but she’s just Ted Lasso’s creator’s daughter he had with Kate from Drew Carey when he was her boss on SCRUBS…while Zach Braff watched…but I could be wrong about that storyline…I pretty much made it up.

The fact is, I haven’t seen Ted Lasso, so it could very well be life changing, I just hate that January Jones fucking potential baby daddy’s Sudeikis face.

The other fact is that I don’t mind his daughter who is keeping on trend, or on her generation’s trend of being half naked on the internet like it’s fun, all edgy and hip from her 30 million dollar Ocean front home….you know the best breeding ground for “starving artists” with something important to say in their art….

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