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I don’t have the rights to post the pictures, but I do have the rights to link to them, and they are fucking ridiculous….

I mean she might as well not bother wearing pants at this point and just paint herself black so that it looks like she’s wearing pants as to not get arrested, cuz at this level of cameltoe, I can practically see her fat chick mom clit…

I guess this is a prime example of a girl who gained weight not admitting she’s no longer a size small, by squeezing into a size small, cuz no one wants to admit they are extra large, even when showing the world that their vagina is…..

At this point it’s not even a cameltoe, but a camel leg…

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Christina Aguilera was on The Voice performing with her co-stars, I think….but can’t be too sure cuz I’ve never seen the show….but when I heard she was singing We Are the Champions that it was in reference to the all you can eat buffet, or maybe as a ritual chant after finishing off some cake, but I guess it doesn’t really matter, what matters is she squeezed her fat ass in a pair of small shorts in some clearly ill advised by a stylist with a sense of humor who plays on the fact that Aguilera thinks she’s still got it…

Either way, it was a cheesy fucking embarrassing, holding on to what we once had kinda thing and now you can watch it over and over again until Youtube pulls it. Lucky you.

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This just in, Christina Aguilera is still fat, and more importantly, she’s added “Looking like fucking shit” to her profile about information….in the facebook profile that is her life….

You liked that internet tie in didn’t you? That’s why you’re a fucking virgin with no friends. Sort it out fucker.

Well I don’t like what has become of a young tight body I wanted to fuck, in a lot of ways this is a fucking tragedy, in a lot of other ways, who the fuck care, we’ve moved on to jerking off to new celeb pussy…in the circle of washed up celeb pussy life….

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Today is about fat chicks. Partially because I have a fat wife and I want to punish you with pussy you once wanted to fuck and still will fuck but with a totally different outlook on fucking, cuz now she’s a doughy fucking mess but also because I saw a group of morbid obese chicks in the park doing some fat chick exercise class and it was hysterical, all the panting and hard breating just from trying to get up off the ground, made for entertainment a circus in the 30s would have paid big fucking money for, but instead that I have to politely gawk at cuz society’s gone all nice and PC and pointing and laughing is a thing of the past…Sucks.

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This just in, Christina Aguilera is still fat. More importantly she’s not doing anything about it and she’s not trying to hide it. She’s not doing the Kim Kardashian smoke and mirrors, where she wears heels and straps to reposition the fat to look less fat, and that’s what I call serious fucking laziness…too lazy to even cover up her fatness from laziness…and all this laziness is making me want to nap.

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I understand that Jean Leggings are in style.

I even like that they are. I mean shit who needs real jeans when you can have spandex jeans that fit your hot ass like a fucking condom, unless of course you are Christina Aguilera, or really anyone looking at her, who you would rather see in clothes that fit like a condom fits me, nice and baggy thanks to non existant genitals…

I understand that Jean Leggings are comfortable, you know for a bitch who had too much to eat at dinner, the elastic is forgiving or some shit, and no one likes the circulation being cut off on her size 0 jeans…..but when you’v ehad too much to eat in general, over the last few years, ending up like this pig, it’s probably a better choice for your elastic waist band pants to be the fat chick kid, that don’t hug every other part of you….you know the shit you see grannies wear down at Wal Mart.

Overall, this is both disgusting and disappointing, cuz there was a time I actually liked her tight little body and big fake tits, that time was before the rest of her caught up with her tits….Not that I wouldn’t still use her like a bouncy castle….I just wouldn’t be as excited about the whole thing….not that that’s even an issue as me and X-Tina don’t really know each other…so we can move away from focusing on things that will never happen, and instead put our energy to thigns that have happened, and that’s that she’s fucking huge. Good times…except for the dude who has to see her naked. Cuz no one likes a fat chick……

On a sidenote, you can kinda see her bra.

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Christina Aguilera wore what could be a night gown, or maybe it’s a bed sheet that just looks like a night gown cuz she’s so fat, to the Ellen Show.

There’s a few reason for this, and the main one is that Fat girls like dressing slutty and like showing off tit to get noticed, especially for lesbians, cuz lesbians are the perfect balance of perverted and accepting, cuz they don’t objectify women like men do, they are the place ugly goes to get laid, when men are too asshole to go down that pussy….

Sure Lesbians are the fucking devil when it comes to guys like me, they want to gather and burn me like the KKK burned black in the south, ripping my pathetic penis off and laughing at it collectively, but when it comes to things with vaginas, they are very fucking forgiving….

Not that it matters….

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When you’re fat, you’ve got limited choices when it comes to sexing yourself up, and if you’re the lucky kind of fat, you’ve got tits.

Cuz there are fat chicks with not tits, and that’s just awkward to look at, while fat girls always have something dudes can focus on, cuz there are always dudes easily won over with tits…no matter how fat the bitch is…cuz dudes are pathetic…myself included….especially when drunk…cuz pussy is unfortunately pussy…even if it depresses me in the process…

Thank god you can’t see up her skirt….even though I’d like to evaluate the damage…and wish I could see up her skirt…cuz today’s been pretty dull