Christina Geiger is a German ski racer, she’s on team Rossignol, which is great promotion for the brand, especially in the middle of the Ski Season…and as a Canadian I have by default spent time skiing, usually to high school in the massive igloo at the bottom of the hill to learn about beaver, so it’s nice to see my two passions coming together…not that skiing is an actual passion, I haven’t skied in 20 years, but I remember being drunk while skiing and checking out girls in long underwear changing out of their suits in the lodge…which brings me to my actual passion – beaver and I can’t seem to see any labia on this one…

She’s 27, she’s won races, she’s like most skiers built like a fucking tank, all muscle, and I guess like all skiers I know, the high testosterone and being with the boys, after a long day of skiing in spandex, ends in the hot tub getting banged out by the Austrian team…those europeans so silly with their ALPS…

Point being, might as well get naked, everyone is getting naked, I love naked, whether it’s a skier with her strong legs or not…I encourage all the ski bunnies to be playboy bunnies, at least Euro Playboy where they get fucking naked…

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