Mom Christina Milian was on the beach in her one piece bikini lookin’ pretty decent considering her vagina is probably one horrible meaty as fuck mess that they can use to model alien creatures off of for ollywood movies that she can collect royalties on like she does for a whole lot of shitty fucking songs I can only assume her contribution on was next to none, but bitch still gets paid….not that it matters, what matters is that she’s in a one piece bathing suit, doing some mom slutting, which is not nearly as good as her “DIP IT LOW” slutting, but I guess I take what they give me….

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Christina Milian is a mom who annoys me….only because I was forced to watch The Voice the other day…that’s what trying to get laid does to you…it makes you weak and challenges you in ways you’d rather no be challenged….like staring at Christina Aguilera’s fat chick tits….or trying to figure out what Christina Milian’s gig on the show is….because she is their social network expert….telling them they are trending on twittter because I guess a lot of other dudes, like me, were trying to get laid…or please the woman they stupidly married thinking things would be good….

Well she wore a see through dress, I can’t figured it out….where are her nipples, does she have nipples? Did her baby chew them off, is this a black thing, is she black, was she attacked by a crow? I hear crows have good memories and seek revenge? I just don’t know….but I do see cleavage so some effort went into this…effort I’ll recognize….

Here’s the close-up:

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There is one thing in life I can say for a fact I am not into…..but will still look at, lick, fist and fuck….and that is mom pussy…the whole concept of a baby ripping shit apart is not something I really feel the need to celebrate unless I really have to and it’s all that is available….even if there is a chance that there was c-section and shit is still well maintained and in good working form…the idea that there is even a 5 percent chance her genitals were ravaged makes her uninteresting to me….bring her back to that “Dip it Low” video and I’m good with the person she was…

Don’t get me wrong, I have full intention on banging a bitch while pregnant with another motherfuckers baby at some point in the next 36 months…but I just want to make sure it’s her first kid…only because we all need to experience everything in life….we only have one life to live…make it count….do it all…don’t deprive from adventure…as gross as it may be…

All this to say, it is probably a good thing that she’s wearng panties.

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Christina Milian is in one of those music videos you probably used to masturbate to before you had the internet…because it was slutty as fuck as she tried to re-invent herself from whatever she was before this video…

Because I’m not gonna bother doing background research, when all I really care about is that she’s at some Vegas event, hosting some end of season party, wearing some one-piece type bathing suit where the tits connect to the twat, even though she’s a mom, and mom’s aren’t supposed to be at trashy vegas events until they’re 50th birthday party, but she’s showing off some titty, and despite knowing her vagina is probably some kind of battlefield thanks to natural child birth, I can ignore that, since it’s strategically covered, and focus on what’s good….which is the fact that she doesn’t use condoms.

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In 2003, Christina Milian changed our masturbation to music video habit for the better with this Dip it Low shit that was next level sleazy at the time…

In 2011, she’s still an exhibitionist slut, cuz I guess it’s all she knows, only now she’s a mom, with a meaty mom vagina, and not the virgin she was in the video….and sure she’s not as hot…but anytime I see a mom walking the streets like this…I know how they got pregnant in the first place…by spitting the cum from her mouth into a cup and inseminating herself to get the guy to think of her as more than just a slut, booty call, or fuck…but as the mother of her kid…to make an honest woman of her until that gets boring….at least that’s the story I heard…

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I am guessing these are pictures of Christina Milian with her chubby twin sister, who I doubt is a natural blonde, but who assume has had less babies but has eaten more fried food than Milian….

I do not love how Milian’s stomach looks post baby, if anything it looks like some kind of war zone, but I guess that’s just how mom bodies work, and being a mom means throwing away the sexy slut with one hit, who’s video we all jerked off to back in the late 90s. At risk of quoting Blink 182, I guess this is growing up…and it’s pretty miserable…Even though I’d like to eat this asshole, but maybe that’s cuz I am ugly, but it’s probably cuz my wife is substantially more obese and dumpy than this shit. Sucks to be me.

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